Globe May 18, 2020

FREAK OF NATURE Former James Bond PIERCE BROSNAN kicks back during a solo hike in Hawaii BEACH BUM SCOTT DISICK hasn’t grown up yet — the reality TV train wreck takes a dirt bike for a spin in Malibu CAMERA HOG Porky TORI SPELLING takes a pet pig for a walk — but it would behoove her to get more exercise herself! GETTING A LEG UP There’s no body double here — that’s MELANIE GRIFFITH bravely baring her pins in denim cutoffs BALANCING ACT The Crow’s BAI LING is ready for a Twister tournament! TOE-NAN! Sprightly ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER stays on his toes and shows he’s still in fine form at 72!…

CONFIRMED bachelor Ryan Seacrest has gotten an ultimatum from gorgeous galpal of seven years Shayna Taylor: Meet her at the altar or she’s walking, insiders say. The stunning 28-year-old model, chef and fitness trainer is demanding he pop the question by New Year’s Eve, but pals fear the 45-year-old Live hunk and showbiz mogul is so terrified of getting hitched he’d rather let Shayna go than tie the knot! “It’s not that Ryan doesn’t love Shayna, because he does,” says a source. “She’s everything he’s ever wanted in a partner. But when it comes to getting hitched, he’s always shied away, fearing his own marriage might end like so many other Hollywood marriages — in divorce court!” Ryan and the beauty first hooked up in 2013, only to call it…

HOLLYWOOD diva Diane Keaton has turned into a lonely old maid who has gone without romance — and sex — for more than 35 years, sources tell GLOBE! Sadly, the 74-year-old Annie Hall star dropped out of the dating whirl after sizzling romances with a series of her leading men — Warren Beatty in Reds, Al Pacino in The Godfather and Woody Allen in Annie Hall — fizzled, leaving her alone and without a marriage proposal. “It’s not that Diane wouldn’t like to meet someone she could spend the rest of her life with, it’s that men just don’t ask her out anymore,” says a source. “Diane always thought she‘d marry and have kids, but by the time she reached 50, she realized that wasn’t going to happen.” Adds the…

PROUD mom and queen-to-be Kate has called herself an “enthusiastic amateur photographer,” and Prince William’s talented duchess, 38, has used her shutterbug skills to add to the precious moments captured by official royal photographers of the lives of their super-cute kids — George, 6, Charlotte, 5, and Louis, 2.…

Epstein blackmailed prince with threat to expose damning tapes-investigator TERRIFIED Prince Andrew paid billionaire Jeffrey Epstein $15 million after being blackmailed over sex tapes said to be recorded by spy cameras in the murdered pervert’s mansions, stunned investigators claim! Now the disgraced royal is freaking out as a lawyer for one of Epstein’s underage sex slaves is asking a New York court to force disclosure of damning “smoking gun” video footage shot through the peepholes that peppered the convicted sex offender’s homes, palace insiders tell GLOBE. While the Duke of York has repeatedly insisted he never engaged in any hanky-panky at his perverted pal’s residences, sources believe the prince was caught in a honey trap engineered by Epstein, who is suspected of putting the financial squeeze on Andrew and other…

ROCK icon David Bowie not only saved broke pal Peter Frampton’s career, he saved his life by carrying him out of a burning plane. The death-defying moment came during Bowie’s 1987 Glass Spider World Tour when the Lazarus crooner hired on his old, guitar-pickin’ school chum Frampton, who was broke and trying to launch a comeback. The private plane was ferrying across the airport tarmac when suddenly smoke began pouring into the cabin. Bowie, who died at 69 of liver cancer in 2016, leaped to his feet, yelling, “Smoke, smoke.” “The pilot stops and Dave literally lifts me out of my seat and carries me down the [escape] chute,” recalls the 70-year-old Baby, I Love Your Way rocker. “He coulda ran out but he wanted to make sure I was…