Globe February 18, 2019

THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! OLD SPINSTER Funnylady GOLDIE HAWN gets a handle on her errands as she pedals around L.A. COTTON MOUTH Bloated BEN AFFLECK seems miserable after enduring painful-looking dental work ROLLING IN DOUGH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER chows down on a pretzel as he parties in his native Austria CORE WORKOUT Atomic Blonde CHARLIZE THERON — the new apple of BRAD PITT’s eye — gets in some heavy lifting at a farmers market WRINKLE, WRINKLE AGING STAR With that lined face, CYBILL SHEPHERD’s days of moonlighting as a model are over! BIG DADDY Game of Thrones star PETER DINKLAGE makes a school run with his seven-year-old daughter in NYC…

HEARTTHROB Robert Redford has just nine months to live, worried pals fear after the 82-year-old film icon has called it quits on his acting career and running his famed Sundance Film Festival! “I think Bob is looking at the end of his life and he’s tying up loose ends,” says a source who’s known the acting and directing legend for years. “That’s why he’s retiring.” The Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid star has appeared so weak and fatigued insiders believe he’s being ravaged by a lethal relapse of childhood polio! Redford was about 11 years old when he was struck down by polio. It took weeks before he could walk again. Sources say The Sting sensation now seems feeble and drained, which are symptoms of post-polio syndrome (PPS). It…

GWYNETH PALTROW was a dope on the slopes, says a doc who claims the lifestyle guru crashed into him on a Utah mountain and is suing the goofball Goop queen for more than $3 million in damages! In court documents, Dr. Terry Sanderson says the out-of-control ex-actress, 46, hit him from behind in 2016, “causing a brain injury, four broken ribs and other serious injuries” before simply skiing away. Sanderson also charges a resort instructor accused him of causing the collision and filed a false report to protect Paltrow, who insists she’s not at fault! The suit is the latest legal tangle for the star, who weaseled her way out of trouble in 2018 by agreeing to pay $145,000 after California prosecutors took her company Goop to task for peddling…

WRESTLING king Hulk Hogan has been hauled back into court by his furious ex-wife, Linda Bollea, who is demanding a slice of his $115 million sex tape settlement and accusing the big lug of stiffing her on their divorce settlement! “It has been nine years since our divorce and I have received nothing but frivolous legal battles meant to harass and drain any monies I received upfront from our original divorce agreement,” Linda, 59, charges. “I gave up certain rights at the time we divorced in exchange for the settlement agreement — and my ex has done everything possible to even wriggle out of that.” After GLOBE revealed the WWE superstar was having an affair with his daughter’s close friend, Christiane Plante, in 2007, humiliated Linda filed for divorce, ending…

MACHO rocker Rod Stewart has something in common with vain actresses — he demands cameramen shoot him only from his “good side” because he’s ashamed of his honker. Rod’s third and current wife, Penny Lancaster, 47, tattles the 74-year-old Maggie May crooner is insecure because early on he was told, “You’ve got the wrong hair and the wrong nose.” “He had a small lump because of a football injury and he became insecure. He lets me take photos of him — but he is paranoid,” she sniffs.…

Crazy-drunk Camilla snaps as insults fly at family gathering IN HER most shocking and outrageous drunken outburst yet, raging Camilla physically attacked her 92-year-old mother-in-law, Queen Elizabeth, threw a glass of red wine in her face and ripped a treasured pearl necklace from Her Majesty’s throat — before literally being dragged off the terrified monarch by family members! Now Prince Charles’ alcoholic wife is facing another stint in rehab — and a permanent ban from royal family gatherings, stunned palace sources tell GLOBE. “The queen has finally had enough,” a top royal courtier says. “Her Majesty has made it clear, in no uncertain terms, Camilla is no longer welcome in her presence. This horrifying incident left her absolutely shaken. She’s never been physically assaulted before, and vows she never will…