GlobeNovember 28, 2016的目錄

ROCKER Gregg Allman’s deteriorating health has forced him to cancel ALL his concerts this year and the first part of 2017 — and seek desperate medical help! “As much as I hate it, it’s time for me to take some real time off to heal,” says the musician, 70. In August, an ailing Cher reached out to her frail ex — who’s undergone both a liver transplant and lung surgery — to make peace after he said he was canceling a few dates to get treatment at the Mayo Clinic. “She wanted to be sure she is there for him before he passes,” author Ian Halperin told GLOBE at the time. Now, Gregg promises he’ll return to the stage when he’s “feeling really good” — because “good enough isn’t working.”…

HUMAN vegetable ZSA ZSA GABOR is being kept alive via a feeding tube, but shockingly her husband, FRÉDÉRIC PRINZ VON ANHALT, wants to make sure she lives to see her 100th birthday next February! “Frédéric is determined she will get to that milestone so he can throw a huge party!” a spy dishes. “He insists Zsa Zsa’s looking forward to it — and claims the guest of honor will be KIRK DOUGLAS, who turns 100 in December! But word around Hollywood is he’s just desperate to cling to his 15 minutes of fame — which expired more than two decades ago!” The 73-year-old self-proclaimed German prince has a history of bizarre headline-grabbing antics, including being handcuffed — naked — to the steering wheel of his Rolls-Royce in 2007 while his…

TEEN Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry was the victim of a brutal sex attack! The harrowing tale began when an acquaintance showed up “plastered” at her apartment. “He grabbed me, dragged me into the bedroom and forced me down,” says Kailyn in her book, Hustle and Heart. The attack put her in the hospital for stitches! But Kailyn, 24, says she wouldn’t agree to a rape kit or pressing charges. “I blamed myself for what had happened,” she writes. “I refrained from telling anyone.” Until now.…

THE doctor who killed Michael Jackson insists the Moonwalker’s kids have been “brainwashed” by their relatives to hate his guts! Disgraced former physician Conrad Murray, who was convicted of manslaughter after the star’s 2009 fatal prescription drug overdose, claims he became friends with Paris, Prince and Blanket Jackson while treating their pop. Now he insists the kids were tricked into believing he’s evil. Paris in particular has “been tainted,” says Conrad.“They’ve trained her to be dishonest. I’m not responsible for that.” Murray, 63, also claims 18-year-old Paris is angry because her brain hasn’t fully developed yet! But Jackson’s only daughter is fighting back. “The fact that people are actually listening to and believing a cold-blooded murderer is honestly beyond me,” huffs Paris.…

STAY away from Nikki Sixx — he doesn’t wash his hands after he pees! The Mötley Crüe bassist, 57, explains, “I’m gonna shake a thousand hands a day and then I grab my junk — I’ve got a thousand people’s germs on my junk. I don’t want that! My own junk is my own junk, so I don’t wash afterwards.” He suggests, “Wash your hands before, because you don’t wanna get the bacteria all over it.” Dude, why not wash before and after?…

KELLY RIPA made a huge Botox blunder — and she’s still recovering! The Live With Kelly blonde, 46, confesses, “I got bad Botox about . . . what was it, a year ago? And it was BAD.” Fortunately, the morningshow host and former soap star says the face-freezing injections are finally wearing off! “I’m starting to look myself again,” reveals the busy mom of three. For a while though, Kelly was beaten by Botox! “There was about a sixmonth period where people were like: ‘What’s wrong with Kelly? She doesn’t smile anymore,’” says Kelly. “And I was like, ‘I AM smiling!’” Life has got all those twists and turns. You’ve got to hold on tight and off you go. — Nicole Kidman…

MARILYN MONROE’s estate is suing to keep the blond bombshell out of your underwear! A lingerie company has been caught using Marilyn’s face on its packaging and tags, making it look like offificially licensed Marilyn merch! The panty peddlers continued to sell the items after several warnings from Marilyn’s estate — so now they’re aiming to collect profifit from previous sales, stop future sales and destroy all the existing stock bearing Marilyn’s image!…

THE Zika virus is now thought to cause MAJOR testicle shrinkage — and may even lead to permanent infertility for men! In a recent study conducted with infected mice, the rodents’ testicles shrunk by a staggering 90 percent. While doctors remain unsure if this would affect men the same way, it would likely reduce testosterone levels and sperm counts. The disease, which is spread by mosquitoes, causes infected mothers to give birth to babies with shrunken heads. Michael Diamond, one of the authors of the study, predicted grim results. “We don’t know for certain if the damage is irreversible, but I expect so,” he says. A relative of yellow fever and West Nile, the virus was fifirst isolated in 1947 in the Africa. What makes Zika most frightening is no…

ACTRESS Brooke Shields should be jailed for committing perjury in court, says a New York man convicted of stalking the beauty! In a blockbuster exclusive, John Rinaldi, who spent 60 days in the slammer for terrorizing the star, tells GLOBE the former Calvin Klein model lied to a judge — and he’ll appeal his conviction on four counts of harassment and stalking! “She lied under oath and committed perjury when she filed four fake charges against me,” Rinaldi, 49, tells GLOBE, insisting lawmen “trumped up” charges to pressure him into a plea deal. Rinaldi was found guilty by Manhattan Judge Kevin McGrath after the 51-yearold actress testified in court about a decade-long pattern of harassment. “I can’t live this way any longer,” she told the judge. However, Rinaldi says he…

FORMER Attorney General Janet Reno took shameful secrets about Bill and Hillary Clinton with her — including the truth behind the death of White House aide Vince Foster and the Waco bloodbath — when she died on Nov. 7! “Janet Reno knew a LOT about the Clintons — but she was loyal and professional and never told about their shady dealings,” one former White House insider tells GLOBE. “There are things that went on and decisions that were made that only she knew about. Now with her death the public will never know the truth about them!” Reno, who died at 78 from complications of Parkinson’s disease, knew the truth about the death of White House Deputy Counsel Vince Foster, who had worked with Hillary in Arkansas and followed the…

JENNIFER Aniston’s exploding marriage crisis has pushed the heartsick beauty to gorge herself into a massive 50-pound weight gain, sources say! The sitcom queen and hubby Justin Theroux “have been at each others’ throats ever since he found out” she’s been comforting ex-husband Brad Pitt over his split with Angelina Jolie, says an insider close to the couple. “Jen’s a mess because Justin is furious that she’s been WAY too available” for Brad, adds the insider. Jen and Brad met over the summer — just weeks before his second marriage crashed and burned, the insider says. Now Justin “feels TOTALLY betrayed, but Jen has told him Brad just needs a sympathetic ear,” says the insider. Justin jetted to Germany recently, and there have been “a lot of angry phone calls,…

JOY BEHAR is threatening to storm off The View if show bigwigs don’t give her Whoopi Goldberg’s moderator slot when the funnygal leaves after this season, sources say. Back in June, Whoopi, 60, signed a one-year extension for this season. Now sources say Joy, 74, the last of the original panelists on the hit ABC morning chat program, is determined to be “the show’s ringleader, and won’t accept anything less next season,” says an insider. “Joy’s had to work under Whoopi’s thumb for years — it’s grated on her. She believes this is her time to shine.” But it’s not a sure thing. The insider says honchos may want to “reinvent the show and bring in a slew of fresh new panelists. “It might spell the end of the line…

NEW couple alert! Game of Thrones beauty SOPHIE TURNER has been spotted snuggling with pop star JOE JONAS. Shooter hunk RYAN PHILLIPPE and fiancée PAULINA SLAGTER have called it quits after fifive years together. Wonder Woman cutie GAL GADOT is expecting her second little Amazon with husband YARON VERSANO. They already have daughter ALMA, 5. Grey’s Anatomy’s CAMILLA LUDDINGTON and actor beau MATT ALAN will welcome their fifirst child in spring 2017. Comedian RUSSELL BRAND announced he and fifiancée LAURA GALLACHER are parents to a newborn girl, but declined to furnish specififics. Supernatural actor JARED PADALECKI and wife GENEVIEVE CORTESE are expecting their third child in March, joining big brothers THOMAS, 4, and AUSTIN, 2. 19 Kids and Counting’s JINGER DUGGAR and soccer player JEREMY VUOLO got married Nov. 5…

PHOTO FIND Hidden in the box of letters are the names of some celebrities. Use the photos below to help you work out the clues! The names have been split into two and can be found in straight lines up, down, forward, backward or diagonally. The leftover letters will reveal the name of another celebrity. How to enter & contest rules, page 56. MOVIE WATCH Liv Tyler has appeared in all the movies below. See if you can unscramble them. How to enter & contest rules, page 56. 1. GATHERS STERN 2. ONE RIVER GEM 3. CHILLED HUNTER BIKE 4. MOTHERS CROSSWORD Fill out the puzzle for fun and profit! How to enter & contest rules, page 56. WIN $100 ACROSS 1. Walk the Line singer, Johnny __ 3. Beatles…

CARRIE Underwood says her husband was a fan before he became her fifiancé! “I met him at a meet-and-greet,” says Carrie of hunky hockey stud Mike Fisher, who wrangled his way to meet his dream gal in 2008. The 33-year-old singer hit it off with the then-Ottawa Senators star — and jokes she “made out” with a fan! Two years later, Carrie and Mike, 36, got hitched. They have a son, Isaiah — and are considering giving him a sibling!…

DUSTIN DIAMOND is screeching sorry to his Saved By the Bell co-stars! The 39-year-old screw-up, who was sentenced to four months in jail for a Christmas 2014 bar stabbing, wants to make amends with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Mario Lopez, Lark Voorhies, Tiffani Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley for his “downfalls” and his damaging 2009 tell-all book! “I think you’re fantastic,” he tells his old Bayside buds, before getting weird: “Working with you has been just one of the icons of my life.”…

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY ARIES March 21 - April 20 Remember those New Year resolutions, Ram? How many have you kept? One? None? Don’t fret. The cosmos says it’s a great time to play catch-up, fast! Midweek, set a boundary with that friend who wants just a little too much … time and money. You know the one! Single? New love works with kids. TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Be happy, Bull! Something that’s been hanging over your head is fifinally settled! And Tuesday’s new moon in Sagittarius brings a chance to start over in love or money! Envy could sour a friendship or make it stronger. It depends on your reaction! The number eight brings weekend luck. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Be a superhero, Twin! Rescue a friend…

MICHAEL Keaton is back in a caped crusader flick — but this time he’s the villain! The Spotlight star made a big splash playing the title character in the 1989 blockbuster Batman, and then three years later in the sequel Batman Returns. Now, he’ll be portraying Vulture, Peter Parker’s archenemy, in Spider-Man: Homecoming. Michael received an Oscar nomination last year for Best Picture winner Birdman as a pasthis-prime actor famous for his role as a high-flying, big-beaked crusader. There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there. — Bill Murray…

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SAUCY-TONGUED country singer Jessie James Decker isn’t getting enough nookie and she identifies the culprit — her 2-year-old daughter! Jessie, 28, is whining on social-media website Instagram that little Vivianne is blocking boudoir binges with gridiron hubby, Eric Decker. “Damn babe. We really gotta stop letting Viv sleep in our bed,” writes Jessie. “I’m going crazy here!” You’d think the couple would be able to find the time now Eric, a wide receiver for the New York Jets, is out for the year with a bum shoulder! I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It’s helped me a lot. — Bette Midler SPOT THE EVIL TWIN Were these celeb look-alikes separated at birth?…

ELLEN DeGeneres is hiding a heartbreaking secret — she’s had to move her dying dad Elliott into an elder care facility after he fell and broke his hip! The 58-year-old talk show star had been footing the nearly $2,000-a-month rental for the La Jolla, Calif., apartment where ailing Elliott, 91, and her stepmom Virginia had been living, according to landlord Jon Hoffelt. But age finally caught up with him and he took a bonebusting fall. “He broke his hip tripping over the threshold of the door onto the front patio,” Jon says. “It was only an inchand-a-half high — so you can see that he needed to be cared for.” After treatment for the break, Ellen “whisked” them away to a nursing facility for expert care. “I know they’re in…

J.LO FLAUNTS BEST ASSET! JENNIFER LOPEZ is stealing back the booty queen crown now that robbed-and-traumatized KIM KARDASHIAN’s on a social media break! The bodacious, 47-year-old Shades of Blue Latina has taken to social media to show off her slammin’ rear end, labeling a sexy shot “love yourself first” and “feeling empowered.” Yup, J.Lo’s still got it going on — no ifs, ands or butts about it! ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME! Turns out ADAM LEVINE and BEHATI PRINSLOO named their daughter, DUSTY ROSE, with advice from ELLEN DEGENERES! “She gave me, like, five names to think about: ‘This, this, this, this, Dusty,’” recalls The Voice coach and Maroon 5 frontman. Victoria’s Secret model Behati wasn’t sold at first, but “I brought it back to her in the 11th hour,”…

BELOVED 51-yearold fashionista Sarah has returned to her place as cable TV’s darling in HBO’s Divorce. But she’s been acting since she was just a kid! She played one famous redhead, turned down the role of another and almost nixed the part that shot her to superstardom! Here are 10 things you didn’t know about Sarah Jessica Parker. 1 She played July in Broadway’s Annie and, in 1979, was the second girl after Andrea McArdle to play the little orphan herself! 2 Despite all her associations with New York City, Sarah’s actually from Ohio and lived in Cincinnati as a child. 3 She was the star of her own sitcom, Square Pegs, for one season on CBS from 1982 to 1983. 4 At first, Sarah wanted to get out of…

DR. STANLEY Toelle knew his wife Loren was stripping in Las Vegas clubs — but his naughty missus says he didn’t know the hundreds of thousands of dollars he shelled out to support her, her hair extension business and her grown children was actually funding a drug empire! Despite her claims the doctor is innocent, he’s been scooped up with her, her three kids and six others in a massive drug roundup by the feds! The Idaho gastroenterologist faces 20 years in the slammer if convicted of conspiracy to launder the drug money made by his wife of 10 years. Meanwhile, Loren could spend the next 40 years behind bars if found guilty of conspiracy to launder money and distribute drugs including heroin, oxycodone and meth. The feds also want…

DRESSED in black and with a gravelly voice, country king Johnny Cash had a strong, silent, hard-nosed image — but a love letter to wife June Carter Cash revealed his romantic heart of mush. Voted “the greatest love letter of all time” in a global poll, the master songwriter scribbled this note to June for her 65th birthday on June 23, 1994. He was touring in Denmark and she was back home in Tennessee. “We get old and get used to each other. We think alike. We read each other’s minds. We know what the other wants without asking. Sometimes we irritate each other a little bit. “Maybe sometimes we take each other for granted. But once in a while, like today, I meditate on it and realize how lucky…

BROKE, desperate and shunned by the public for his role in the deaths of Whitney Houston and her daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown, Nick Gordon has turned back to an old friend for help — drugs! “He’s back on drugs and solely dependent on relatives for hand-outs to support his habit!” a source tells GLOBE of the late Bobbi Kristina’s troubled boyfriend. “Unfortunately, he’s doing absolutely nothing with his life right now.” The hot-tempered 26-year-old has been under a hailstorm of criticism ever since Whitney’s 21-year-old daughter was found face-down in the bathtub following a January 2015 drug overdose — a tragedy that led to her death in hospice care six months later. Bobbi Kristina’s father, R&B singer Bobby Brown, recently demanded that Gordon be tossed in prison — just weeks…

Ice cream headaches solved! ✚ EATING ice cream can detonate a brief, splitting headache — and it’s all because of a nerve traffific jam! Researchers call the temporary misery of ice cream headaches “referred pain,” when an overloaded brain scrambles messages from different body parts. Because nerves converge in the spinal cord, pain reports can get confused. So when the extreme cold of ice cream taxes the palate and throat, the temporary spike of pain is mistakenly sent to the head! Pedaling prevents heart disease ✚ TWO separate studies have found that biking to work is an effective way to combat heart disease! Among 45,000 Danish adults aged 50 to 65 years who regularly cycled to work — or for leisure — there were 11 to 18 percent fewer heart…

NO matter how you slice it, not every holiday special is a total turkey! GLOBE’s TV experts are beating the drum(sticks) for the fifive best prime-time Thanksgiving episodes in history. Enjoy! FRIENDS Airdate: Nov. 19, 1998 Turkey Talk: The pals relive their worst Thanksgivings, including Joey (Matt LeBlanc) getting a turkey stuck on his head, Chandler (Matthew Perry) learning of his parents’ divorce and Monica (Courteney Cox) slicing off Chandler’s toe after he calls her fat. In the present, Monica and Chandler’s romance takes a seriously funny turn — as she puts a turkey on her head and he tells her he loves her! BEWITCHED Airdate: Nov. 23, 1967 Turkey Talk: Aunt Clara (Marion Lorne) sends the family back in time to celebrate Thanksgiving in 17th century Plymouth, but when…

Hubba hubba! Decades before hitting it big on U.S. TV, brunette bombshell JOAN COLLINS was a sensual dynamo! Just 23 when this 1956 shot was taken, Joan rocks a teeny-weeny, checkered bikini. The now-83-year-old actress had already been an established silver-screen sexpot with the likes of Lady Godiva Rides Again and Our Girl Friday, but it wouldn’t be until 1981 as steely diva Alexis Carrington on the wildly popular Dynasty that she became a TV legend. Fabulous fashionista Alexis would have undoubtedly approved of this sexy look.…