Gather round, one and all; our show is about to begin. Prepare to be dazzled, prepare to be dazed, but we warn you – we citrus are masters of disguise and experts at sleight of hand. You think you know us, but no, you do not.
Behold this deck of cards. Pictured on each card is a different one of us: kumquat, kaffir lime, eureka lemon; satsuma mandarin, tangelo, star ruby grapefruit and Valencia orange. What names! What flamboyant colours and sweet, bright juiciness! Not to boast, but have you ever met one of us you didn’t like? OK, there was that bitter orange you had the poor sense to bite into once – we admit, we can be astringent.
But all that variety is just an illusion. Here, pick…
