Globeの August 22, 2022 の目次

HOLLYWOOD heartthrob Brad Pitt has plunged into a bed-hopping binge, according to spies who insist he’ll only date gals who swear to keep their lips discreetly zipped! “Anyone who wants to date Brad has to sign an iron-clad nondisclosure agreement, which legally bans them from spilling any secrets about their time together,” tattles an insider. “Brad’s not trying to be mean, he’s just protecting himself. The guy’s been burned too many times to take risks. “This is his policy now and if a prospective date isn’t interested in signing, then she doesn’t get with him. It’s that simple.” But apparently it’s not cramping his style. The 58-year-old Oscar winner is on a romantic roll after a mojo-sapping six-year war with ex-wife Angelina Jolie over money and child custody. Before his first…

WANNABE bigshot Prince Harry is getting socked for sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong — in American politics! U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito got laughs when he mocked the Duke of Sussex — a British royal holed up in California with his activist American wife, Meghan — for going to the United Nations and slamming the court’s landmark decision to abolish abortion rights. A sarcastic Alito belittled the prince when he told chuckling law professors at a Rome, Italy, conference “what really wounded me was when the Duke of Sussex addressed the UN and seemed to compare the [court] decision with the Russian attack on Ukraine.” As GLOBE previously reported, hapless Harry told the global assembly, “From the horrific war in Ukraine to the rolling back of constitutional…

VICIOUS Vladimir Putin’s suffering paralysis caused by incurable Parkinson’s disease, according to intelligence experts who analyzed recent public appearances showing the evil dictator limping and unable to move his right arm! The terrible 69-year-old tyrant — who’s accused of ordering war crime atrocities during his invasion of Ukraine — was first seen looking partially crippled during a July 19 trip to Iran. “Putin could be seen walking with a discernible limp as he made his way off the plane,” says a source. “There has been speculation about whether the Russian president is fighting Parkinson’s disease, a form of aggressive cancer or was injured in an assassination attempt.” The buzz about the monster’s health increased just days later during the July 31 Russian Navy Day celebration in Moscow, where the limping…

AMERICAN Beauty star MENA SUVARI reveals an abusive ex pushed her into having kinky ménage à trois sex — and forced her to recruit the other women for their bedroom romps! Mena insists she had “no idea” she was being “manipulated” into having three-ways — and later told some of her female partners, “I want you to know I never wanted to do any of those things.” But, amazingly, the candid 43-year-old actress confesses to finding the encounters “like, satisfying” while damning them as “sexual abuse” and an “absolute nightmare” that left her confused. We’re confused, too!…

ANGIE EVERHART’s neighbor claims the 52-year-old former model is a big chicken who pelted her door with eggs after an argument over a barking dog! Pooch parent Christina Savar says Angie was barking mad over noise her dog made, and claims the onetime Playboy cover girl egged her door! But the yolk might be on HER, because cops called to the scene declined to file a complaint, and Angie’s rep says the scrambled neighbor faces eviction. Angie insists she didn’t do it.…

RUTHLESS male convicts terrorized female prisoners during an hours-long rape rampage at an Indiana jail after a cruel corrections officer accepted $1,000 and sold keys to the gals’ cells, lawmen say. More than two dozen women charge they were groped, harassed and intimidated by masked men — and at least two say they were raped — at the Clark County Jail in Jefferson in October 2021. The traumatized gals claim gutless guard David Lowe, 29, gave the pervs access to their pods, subjecting them to a night of terror! At least 28 women say their civil rights were violated and filed federal lawsuits against Sheriff Jamey Noel and Lowe — who was fired after the twisted attacks and charged with official misconduct. According to one suit, Lowe took a payoff to…

BUMBLING New Jersey funeral workers put the wrong corpse in Kyung Ja Kim’s casket — and the coffin was yanked from an open grave during the burial service when they realized their morbid mistake, according to a blockbuster $50 million lawsuit! Grief-stricken Kummi Kim says what was supposed to be a dignified send-off for her mom, matriarch Kyung Ja, became a macabre nightmare due to the funeral home’s “negligence.” She claims in November 2021 Central Funeral Home and Blackley Funeral Home and Cremation Services nearly had her bury a stranger who shared her mother’s last name — but was more than 20 years younger! Kummi says when funeral director Haemin Gina Chong opened the casket before Kyung Ja’s memorial mass, she exclaimed, “This is not my mom!” But, Kummi says,…

COLLEGE students who enjoy video games for multiple hours per week are better decision-makers! A new Georgia State University Neuroscience Institute study found gamers made faster and more accurate decisions than pupils who didn’t play much. THE majority of Oregon Trail pioneers didn’t settle in the state of Oregon. Only 80,000 of the estimated 400,000 people made it. Everyone else went to other places like Wyoming, Idaho, California and Utah. THE midnight blue Victor Edelstein dress that Princess Diana wore to a 1985 White House state dinner with then-President Ronald Reagan sold for more than $323,000 at an auction in 2019. BATS own Austin, Texas! The city estimates 1.5 million flying mammals live under the Ann W. Richards Congress Avenue Bridge, creating the largest bat colony in the world!…

SONGBIRD Christina Aguilera and fiancé Matthew Rutler are at odds over their eight-year engagement, according to spies who say she’s holding him off while he’s demanding they finally get hitched! Sources say the couple’s bickering has increased and it’s making their lives miserable as Matthew grows increasingly resentful. Apparently, the 41-year-old beauty’s $160 million fortune is at the root of the problem. Christina is intent on keeping 37-year-old part-time musician Matt’s mitts off her hard-earned dough, but won’t draw up a prenup even though he’ll gladly sign on the bottom line, spies tattle. “She’s not in a hurry to make it official, but he’s not satisfied, and his agitation is growing,” spills an insider. The pair first hooked up on the set of the 2010 flick Burlesque, where the Hurt singer…

MOMAGER Kris Jenner’s relentless pursuit of the almighty dollar has her kids in full revolt demanding privacy and freedom from the reality TV grindstone, stunned spies snitch. Jenner girls Kendall, 26, and Kylie, 25, and most of the Kardashian clan, Kim, 41, Khloé, 38, and Rob, 35, are fed up with their mom’s meddling and constant push to put their private lives on camera, sources say. “Having cameras trailing around 24/7 with zero privacy is taking a serious toll and is a big reason why Rob, Kylie and Kendall are backing off,” spills an insider. “Khloé’s burnt out and just wants some space.” They’ve had a bellyful of money-mad momager Kris Kris is demanding the kids attend daily meetings and insisting they answer her calls no matter what they’re doing,…

MICHAEL JACKSON’s witchy daughter, Paris, took a camping trip into the wilderness to welcome a new moon and made a nutty friend — a wild squirrel that was spellbound by the blue-eyed beauty! The 24-year-old tattooed hottie, who became suicidal in her early teens following dad Michael’s 2009 drug overdose death, seemed happy and carefree as she and her coven enjoyed the majestic beauty of California’s Yosemite National Park. At one point, a wild squirrel was so enraptured by the pretty witch in her hippie-like shorts, sandals, bra top, headband and braids, it scampered over Paris’ tummy and breasts and nuzzled her chin with its paws. While wild squirrels can carry tularemia, typhus, plague and ringworm, Paris’ little pal was too bewitched by the Wiccan musician to nip. As GLOBE previously…

Marriage No. 4 for Fuller House star JODIE SWEETIN, 40, who tied the knot with her boyfriend of five years, clinical social worker MESCAL WASILEWSKI, at a Malibu ceremony attended by her daughters, ZOIE, 14, and BEATRIX, 11, and former co-star JOHN STAMOS. Nothing abnormal about paranormal Fright Club star JACK OSBOURNE, 36, and fiancée AREE GEARHART, 31, popping out their first child together, a sweet baby daughter named MAPLE. OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE’s son also has three daughters with former wife LISA STELLY. Teen Mom star MACKENZIE MCKEE, 27, and high school sweetheart-husband JOSH MCKEE, 29, split after nearly nine years of marriage. “I will always respect him as the father of my children but it’s time for me to find my happy,” posts the mom of three. Baby…

HEARTBROKEN Ashley Judd says she doesn’t blame her desperate mom, Naomi, for ending her ceaseless emotional pain by killing herself. “If she could have done it differently, she would have,” the 54-year-old Divergent beauty says. “I understand that and know she was in pain and can today understand that she was absolutely doing the best she could.” As GLOBE reported, after suffering lifelong depression, anxiety and panic attacks, the 76-year-old country queen fatally shot herself in her Tennessee home on April 30. Ashley says, “I look back on my childhood and I realize I grew up with a mom who had an undiagnosed and untreated mental illness” and much of the way she acted, “flights of fancy, choices that she made,” were due to the disease. The Kiss the Girls…

FIRED FOX News sex creep Bill O’Reilly is in talks to join NewsNation — days after disgraced CNN host Chris Cuomo made the fledgling cable channel his new TV home, insiders squeal. The O’Reilly Factor blowhard, 72, was axed from FOX in 2017 following an avalanche of sexual harassment allegations. He denied any wrongdoing — despite paying out millions in settlements. Cuomo, 52, was shown the door at CNN in December after helping his politician brother, Andrew, combat his own harassment scandal.…

DISGRACED TV legend Lori Loughlin whines she was “down and broken” after spending two months in the slammer for using bribes to get her two unqualified teenage daughters into a top California college! The 58-year-old Full House star is speaking out for the first time since she and husband Mossimo Giannulli, 59, were bagged in the feds’ Operation Varsity Blues bribery probe in 2019. Mossimo served five months. He and his wife both had to pay stiff fines and do community service after pleading guilty to slipping a fixer half a million bucks to get non-rowers Isabella Rose, now 23, and Olivia Jade, 22, into the University of Southern California as recruits for the rowing team! Lori says doing community service gives her a boost. “They have welcomed me with…

DISGRACED Will Smith’s sex life with wife Jada Pinkett Smith has gone belly-up, tipsters tattle, after he packed on pounds due to stress over the Oscars Slapgate incident with comic Chris Rock. Sources reveal the 53-year-old Bad Boys star has been cramming down comfort foods in the four months since he committed career suicide by attacking Rock on live TV — and getting banned from Hollywood’s Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. “He’s eating tons of carbs like bread and pasta, sweets and anything else to make him feel better, and barely exercising,” spills an insider. “He can cover up in public with baggy clothes, but the jowls and swollen face are there for all to see and it’s a sorry sight.” Will’s puffy puss was very apparent in…

FEUDING folk rock legends Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel are mellowing with age and mending fences after despising each other for decades, sources reveal. Pint-sized Simon, 80, and his 80-year-old former partner Garfunkel are no longer furious at each other despite a petty jealousy and a fierce final bust-up more than ten years ago. “They’re not going to be hanging out or picking up a microphone anytime soon, but they’ve started communicating and understand there’s no need for any bad blood,” spills an insider. The brouhaha began shortly after their first tune, Hey Schoolgirl, became a 1957 hit when they performed as Tom & Jerry. Recording exec Sid Posen urged Simon to record two singles as a solo, which he did on the sly from Art, who felt betrayed. Five…

PENNY-PINCHING Donald Trump buried his first wife, Ivana — who died July 14 at 73 after a fall in her home — on his New Jersey golf course to cut his tax bill, researchers charge! By plopping the former GLOBE advice columnist’s body in a “sad little plot of dirt” near the first tee on his Bedminster golf club, the miserly former prez can take advantage of a New Jersey loophole giving “cemeteries” a pass on tens of thousands of dollars in taxes, an expert claims! “I checked the NJ tax code & folks, it’s a trifecta of tax avoidance. Property, income and sales tax, all eliminated,” tweets Dartmouth professor Brooke Harrington. Trump, 76, previously designated the plot as a tax-busting “farm” that avoids certain levies in return for producing gardening…

HAILEY’S DONUT GLOW IS FULL OF HOLES! Talk about glazed and confused! HAILEY BIEBER, 25, has a bedtime ritual to get that special sexy glow! “I don’t want to go to bed at night unless I look like a freshly glazed donut,” the supermodel told naughty girl GWYNETH PALTROW, 49, during a public online gabfest. Gwyn replied, “Glazed donut sounded like, sexual, does that mean someone wants to lick your face?” Nope! Mrs. Biebs was just slyly peddling one of her skincare products — proving she doesn’t have a hole in her head! CRAZY RICH ASIAN DUDE SWITCHING INTO SCRUBS Crazy Rich Asians star HARRY SHUM JR., 40, signed onto Grey’s Anatomy for its 19th season! He’ll play a brilliant surgical resident! Not to worry, Harry’s not crazy; he’s still…

WITH nearly 100 acting credits to his name — including roles in Six Feet Under, 24 and Haven — Eric Balfour is a familiar face to TV fans. This month, The Offer hunk is on the big screen portraying a dangerous drug dealer in The Runner. Eric, 45, was also recently tapped to join the cast of Wilderness and is slated to appear in the upcoming dramatic series alongside Ashley Benson, Morgana Van Peebles and Jenna Coleman. Here are ten things you don’t know about the L.A. native. 1 His middle name is Salter, which is his mother’s maiden name. 2 He kicked off his entertainment career as a teen with a one-season stint on Kids Incorporated. 3 Eric founded the band Blessed with Soul with some of his Kids…

LOST loot gullible Elvis Presley gifted to his greedy manager Col. Tom Parker is going on the auction block, including a $500,000 diamond ring and a $750,000 Hagstrom V-2 guitar. While most managers get between 10 and 20 percent from clients, Parker notoriously ripped off more than half of Elvis’ mega-earnings — an estimated $100 million — before The King died at 42 in 1977. But the illegal Dutch immigrant gambled the cash away and owed $30 million to Vegas casinos. He was worth only $1 million when he died from a stroke at 87 in 1997. GWS Auctions is holding the sale at L.A.’s Sunset Marquis Hotel Aug. 27 with the backing of the rocker’s only wife, Priscilla Presley, who says she and Elvis used to joke they didn’t…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 It’s all party, all week for Rams — you’ll have fun in interesting ways every day. But be careful not to be conned by a get-rich-quick scheme midweek. The weekend’s Virgo moon sets up the perfect atmosphere to get organized and finish that paperwork you’ve been putting off. The number 7 brings luck on Sunday. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 The week begins with a bit of an emotional hangover — take a walk in the woods or go to the beach. But get ready for excitement. Mars offers an opportunity to boost your income — if you’ve ever wanted to start a small business now is the time to do so. Be open to romance on Sunday — it’s looking for you.…

MOVIE pirate Johnny Depp and ex-wife Amber Heard beat each other up in court documents that were so brutal the judge refused to show them to the jury at the stars’ now-infamous Virginia defamation trial, insiders dish! But now GLOBE has obtained what the jury didn’t see — 6,000 explosive pages of testimony exposing Amber’s dark underbelly and Depp’s twisted secret life of anger and drugs! While Depp is currently being hailed as a hero by fans for winning $10.35 million in damages after accusing Amber of wrongly branding him a domestic abuser in a Washington Post op-ed article, the damning documents detail a violent incident where Depp “kicked” Heard, his attempt to smear her as a hooker and show her nude photos to the jury. Explosive texts about an…