Globe March 28, 2022

THE THIN MAN Lanky legend DICK VAN DYKE is still kicking at 96, but the scrawny star looks ready to shuffle off! LIVING LARGE Tubby KATHLEEN TURNER’s days as the Body Heat hottie have gone up in smoke! WHATTA HOSER! Fury’s SHIA LaBEOUF tries to tidy up the home front in Pasadena as he awaits his first kid with Mia Goth DAFT PUNK CHARLIZE THERON makes a monstrous style misstep by pairing a sparkly dress with a drab turtleneck WILL FERAL Cutup WILL FERRELL has gone from Anchorman actor to wild-haired hockey nut as he roots for the L.A. Kings FRUMP CARD Cagney & Lacey’s TYNE DALY steps out in West Hollywood looking like a dowdy disaster!…

LONELY Sally Field hasn’t had a steady guy in decades and is now looking for love at the feisty age of 75. The Amazing Spider-Man actress hasn’t had a serious relationship since her second marriage to producer Alan Greisman crashed in 1994 and “friends tell her to stop wasting time and get looking — and that’s what she’s doing,” spills an insider. “She still believes in marriage and wouldn’t be averse to giving it another try because it’s never too late.” The only excitement in her life is the upcoming filming of 80 for Brady, a road-trip flick co-starring pals Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Rita Moreno. “She’s got this project coming up and a zest for life that wasn’t there a year or so ago,” spills an insider. The…

WHIPPED Jason Momoa has pulled off a minor miracle in pulling his fractured marriage to Lisa Bonet back from the brink — but friends tell GLOBE she’s making him eat so much crow his friends hardly recognize him! The Aquaman he-man, 42, and the A Different World stunner, 54, announced their sudden split in January after being together for 16 years and married since 2017. But sources say Jason has already moved out of the doghouse and back into their Topanga, Calif., home. “He’s managed to convince her to let him move back in on a trial basis — and she’s saying it’s so they can coparent better,” spills an insider. “He’s got a lot of work to do before she lets him all the way back in, because he…

FORMER NASCAR driver Danica Patrick is proving to be hell on wheels with the sudden crash of her lovein with boyfriend Carter Comstock after less than a year of dating. Carter’s the second hunk to get away in less than two years following her 2020 split from NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers. The sexy retired speedster, who turns 40 March 25, writes she and Comstock, 34, parked their romance months ago, saying: “We were together for a while, and unfortunately it didn’t work, but it doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a really fun time and we didn’t do a lot of really amazing things.” Patrick and the co-founder of the Freshly meal delivery biz hooked up last April. At the time, the retired Indy and NASCAR driver gushed, “I just always imagined…

SINGER Aaron Carter’s ex-fiancée and baby mama Melanie Martin has smacked him with a restraining order charging he’s a pill-popping monster who broke three of her ribs in a violent fit of jealousy. The 30-year-old, Bulgarian-born model-bartender, mom of his four-month-old son, Prince, says: “We had a fight about me talking to another man while we were broken up. “He punched me in the left rib and pushed me. I didn’t feel the pain until a few days later.” She blames the I Love Candy singer’s “aggression” on taking “too many of his prescription pills.” He has not publicly responded to her charges.…

MODERN Family alum Ariel Winter, 24 — who has struggled with food issues and depression — is taking over from Demi Lovato in the role of an eating-obsessed food stylist in the new NBC sitcom Hungry! Demi, 29, who has ALSO grappled with body image, reportedly dumped the role over scheduling conflicts. But Demi will still be pushing some weight around as an executive producer on the comedy series about a group of friends bonding over eating disorders.…