Globe March 1, 2021

MR. BIG BELLY Former Sex and the City hunk CHRIS NOTH sports a tubby tummy while shooting The Equalizer in New Jersey DOODY CALLS EMMA CORRIN, who plays Princess Diana on The Crown, is a lady-inwaiting in London as her dog does its business WHAT AN ASH! Entourage actor JEREMY PIVEN is surrounded by smoke as he puffs a stogie in L.A. HOW CHEEKY! Tennis ace SERENA WILLIAMS’ onelegged catsuit showcases her supersized curves HUGH OLD DOG Gray-haired HUGH GRANT looks mighty bewildered while wandering in London HARD TIMES Former fitness model LONI WILLISON — the troubled ex of Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson — is living on the streets in southern California THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

SEETHING movie Cat-woman Halle Berry is clawing back at critics who accused the thrice-divorced sexpot of “not being able to keep a man!” The 54-year-old Bond girl and Oscar winner for 2002’s Monster’s Ball furiously writes on social media: “Who says I wanna keep the wrong man? cuz … I don’t.” But what really bites the beauty is having to shell out a whopping $16,000 per month in child support to Gabriel Aubry, a 44-year-old male model, her lover from 2005 to 2010 and dad of her 12-year-old daughter, Nahla. She slams the monthly payments, which she’s trying to get slashed to $3,800, as “extortion” and declares, “Women don’t owe you s**t!” Halle apparently gets along fine with third ex, French actor Olivier Martinez, 55, her hubby from 2013 to…

DOWN-to-earth dad George Clooney says he didn’t want his twins to have “weird-ass names” like some celebrity offspring — because the kids of famous parents are “already going to have enough trouble!” The Ocean’s Eleven actor, 59, and lawyer wife Amal, 43, welcomed daughter Ella and son Alexander in June 2017 — more than two years after their lavish wedding in Italy. But when the couple had to decide on what to call their twins, he says they went with more traditional handles because “it’s hard being the son of somebody famous and successful.” Clooney notes the children of other showbiz icons, including Paul Newman, Bing Crosby and Gregory Peck, committed suicide and blames the pressures of celebrity. However, George jokes that due to his age, his boy won’t have…

ROCK icon Mick Fleetwood confesses he forgot two years of his life in the ’70s after his cocaine use “got out of hand!” The Fleetwood Mac drummer, who dubs himself “the party animal” in the hit-making band, reveals the group was “well equipped” with “marching powder” during that decade. “I’m not minimalizing the fact that we were definitely partaking in that lifestyle. But these weren’t a bunch of people crawling along the floor with green froth coming out of their mouths. We were working, you know?” insists Mick, 73. But the star reveals his memory gets dicey right after the band’s smash 1977 album, Rumours. Mick admits his blow binges “went on for a long, long time,” and adds, “I remember not working for two years. I can’t even remember…

HUMILIATED Kardashian momager Kris Jenner is stressed to the max because her longsuffering boytoy, Corey Gamble, is threatening to dump her, sources say. The hardheaded, 65-year-old Kardashian mother has had a rough few months prepping for a new TV streaming project while helping daughter Kim, 40, divorce billionaire rap mogul Kanye West, 43. The mom of six has also been smacked with an embarrassing lawsuit by a former security guard, who claims the lusty senior groped his crotch area while they were driving. Now, 40-year-old Gamble, her loyal beau for almost seven years, is ready to walk, declaring “he’s outgrown this role of glorified gigolo to Kris, who has been far from easy company of late,” snitches a source. “The new streaming project is making her schedule even more insane.…

LETHAL WEAPON bad guy Gary Busey can be quite scary on the screen, but in real life the hulking actor is terrorized by his pet parakeet Pee Wee. The 76-year-old Point Break star’s tiny feathered fiend pulled out his hair and pecks at his eyes on the Aussie talk show Hughesy, We Have a Problem, hosted by comic Dave Hughes. “She just bit me on the lip,” the burly actor whined. “And there she is trimming the beard. She just uses her beak to pull the hair out.” OUCH!…