Globe Oct-12-15

TOTALLY BANANAS! Creepy WOODY ALLEN crams the calories on the set of yet another one of his movies that no one will go see. MANIAC MUSICIAN MUSICIA ! A Clockwork Orange psycho MALCOLM MCDOWELL keeps nabbing weirdo roles — like this recent turn playing a one-man band in Mozart in the Jungle. More cowbell! BOTTLE BUM Haggard Down and Out in Beverly Hills legend NICK NOLTE may be chugging a lemonade bottle in Malibu, but was it spiked? BAG LADY Worn-out SALLY FIELD looked as drab as a nun, while food shopping in Brentwood. She REALLY needs new clothes and a haircut MISSION K-IMPOSSIBLE Former sex kitten KIM NOVAK tried to put on a pretty face when she stepped out at the Toronto International Film Festival. Now we know why…

RUTHLESS Joseph Kennedy had doctors turn his beautiful daughter Rosemary into a vegetable because he feared her sexual antics would tarnish the family name! Now, 70 years after Rosemary was subjected to a cruel lobotomy, GLOBE reveals the terrible truth about President John F. Kennedy’s hidden sister! EVIL JOE STASHED TRAGIC DAUGHTER IN AN INSTITUTION – AND NEVER TOLD HIS WIFE & KIDS As a result of her father’s vicious and controlling ways, Rosemary spent the last 56 years of her life living in a small apartment in a tiny Midwestern town, hardly able to speak and having to relearn such basic functions as walking and feeding herself! She was The Missing Kennedy, victim of a lobotomy ordered by her Nazi-sympathizer father in 1941, when she was just 23 years…

JUST seven weeks after the mysterious death of beloved husband Frank Gifford, Kathie Lee has ditched her wedding ring! “It’s really quite shocking,” says one insider. “It happened awfully fast, and no one was expecting it.” As you can see in GLOBE’s photo, Kathie Lee took off the ring symbolizing her 29-year marriage to the former professional football player, who died Aug. 9. And pals say the man-hungry widow is ready to date again! “Kathie Lee thinks Frank would want her to fall in love again,” an insider says. “She is a strong woman, but she would be safer not being alone.” And she also “thinks Frank would really want the love of his life to be cared for in her older years. She is open to the idea of…

PLAYBOY Prince Harry is finally settling down — and William’s beautiful wife, Kate, has chosen his royal bride! “It came down to a Battle of the Blondes — Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas,” says a friend of the 31-year-old party-loving bachelor. “The women are gorgeous and he has had long relationships with both. Kate has been secretly vetting the pair for months to decide who will make his perfect wife. And GLOBE can exclusively reveal her choice. “Chelsy’s The One,” Kate confided to a palace insider. “He can’t live without her.” Harry and Chelsy, 29, dated off and on for seven years until 2011. They even “got hitched” in a secret ceremony during a romantic trip to Africa in 2008, say sources. Drunkeness “In front of an African preacher and…

FRANTIC Hillary Clinton, 67, desperately needs Oprah Winfrey to help her sinking presidential campaign — but the TV mogul has two words for the Democrat: fat chance! Oprah hates Hillary’s guts and has zero intention of endorsing Hillary, insiders say — and it’s all because of a cruel joke about Oprah’s weight! GLOBE has learned that White House aides to Hillary’s husband, former President Bill Clinton, 69, derisively referred to the famously weightchallenged Oprah as “the fat lady” in e-mails — and she is LIVID! The revelation is exposed in author Edward Klein’s upcoming book Unlikeable: The Problem with Hillary. The nasty remark surfaced in a 1999 e-mail exchange between Clinton aides after Oprah decided not to back the President’s initiatives. Staffers joked that “the fat lady hasn’t sung yet”…

BEFORE front-runner Donald Trump squared off against Carly Fiorina in a recent televised Republican presidential debate, the popular mogul invited America to “look at that face!” So we did — and what we discovered was shocking! Top doctors told GLOBE the 61-year-old candidate has been under the knife so many times she’s now the poster girl for plastic surgery! The former Hewlett-Packard CEO’s looks have “changed almost as much as her position on the issues,” a political insider says. “Fiorina the candidate is completely different from the freshfaced kid in her high school yearbook.” And noted cosmetic surgeons Dr. Lyle Back and Dr. Otto Placik, who have not treated Carly, agree. They’ve analyzed her photos and track the long string of renovations she has undergone trying to put her best…