Globe August 7, 2017

WHEELY DORKY GERARD BUTLER, who starred as a Spartan king in 300, looks royally out of fashion FLASH PANTS Roar singer KATY PERRY puts on a show we wish we could unsee! TOO RUDE! THE WRONG STUFF DENNIS QUAID, who starred in 1983’s The Right Stuff, shows off his beastly beauty routine TRUNK SHOW Desperate Housewives alum EVA LONGORIA displays her colossal caboose THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! BIG MOUTH Pirates of the Caribbean star ORLANDO BLOOM stuffs his famous face in France WILDCAT Former Pussycat Dolls singer NICOLE SCHERZINGER is a diving diva during her break from judging The X Factor…

ONLY IN GLOBE SHAMED Sarah Hyland has gone into hiding after a string of raunchy photos — claiming to show the Modern Family beauty in kinky sex acts — exploded onto the internet. “Sarah hasn’t stopped crying,” says a longtime pal. “She feels totally betrayed and violated. She doesn’t know how she can ever face people again.” The 26-year-old actress, who plays rebellious daughter Haley Dunphy on the hit sitcom, was described as “reeling in shock” when the steamy photos surfaced. Ironically, the scandal exploded as Sarah was celebrating the release of her new single, Know U Anymore, and her triumph over a mystery illness that left her bedridden earlier this year. “You couldn’t have a bigger comedown,” says the pal. “For this to happen has destroyed her.” Sarah battled…

THE INSIDE SCOOP EVERY WEEK! BEHIND her big public smile, Jennifer Garner is close to cracking up! The heartbroken beauty has rushed into therapy after estranged hubby Ben Afflfleck shacked up with his new blond squeeze, sources tell GLOBE. “Jen’s horribly unhappy and realizes she can’t get through this alone,” snitches an insider. “She can’t sleep, she can’t eat and she’s on edge. “Therapy is helping to calm her down — and she’s going to need a lot of it!” Insiders say the 45-year-old actress sought help after Ben, 44, went public with Emmy-winning “Saturday Night Live” producer Lindsay Shookus, 37. Shockingly, Jen’s doc — a neurofeedback therapist — uses the same sci-fifi-like treatment method the cult religion Scientology uses during its notorious “auditing” process! “Jen’s desperate. She’ll do anything…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! FURIOUS Hillary Clinton has dumped horndog hubby Bill — once and for all — after discovering a hidden love nest atop his presidential library in Little Rock, Ark., where he beds starstruck beauties! Now fed-up Hillary — who lost to Donald Trump in last year’s presidential election — is talking to lawyers and demanding a $350 million divorce settlement, sources say. “Hillary doesn’t need Bill anymore — and his secret, taxpayer-funded sex den was the final humiliation,” says a source. “She confronted Bill and told him: ‘It’s OVER!’” President Barack Obama’s former secretary of state doesn’t “have any more use for Bill,” says the source. “She’s never running for office again so she doesn’t have to worry about how a divorce will impact her political career.” Hillary,…

ONLY IN GLOBE BOOZE-CRAZY Camilla has outraged and embarrassed the royal family by brazenly “crowning” herself queen with a tiara she shamelessly plucked from Queen Elizabeth’s jewelry collection — without the monarch’s permission. Elizabeth, 91, was shocked — along with other aristocrats — as scheming Camilla arrived at a Buckingham Palace state dinner for Spain’s King Felipe and Queen Letizia wearing the Greville Tiara, a diamondencrusted headpiece that belonged to King George VI’s wife! “It was a jaw-dropping moment,” says a palace insider. “At fifirst Her Majesty couldn’t believe her eyes. She thought the Greville Tiara, which belonged to her mother, Elizabeth, was safely in her royal apartments. “She called an aide to her side and confifirmed Camilla was, indeed, wearing the Greville. The queen was beside herself with fury,…

THE MOST EXCLUSIVES EVERY WEEK! PRINCE Harry’s actress galpal Meghan Markle is getting the royal treatment on her TV series Suits — on the set and at the bank — after her blueblood beau went to bat for her, triggering outrage by castmates! “Harry is making calls all over town on her behalf,” says one steamed source on the set. “It’s hard enough to make it in Hollywood — but when you’re up against somebody with a prince pushing for you, you haven’t got a chance!” Bigwigs behind USA network’s legal drama are suddenly highlighting the 36-year-old beauty, who had a secondbanana role as love interest to star Patrick J. Adams’ character until this season. Now Meghan is Harry’s squeeze and — POOF — her character Rachel Zane has been…