Globe May 23, 2016

SHE’S GOT LEGS LADY GAGA’s stacked stilettos are so eyecatching, it’s easy to miss she forgot to put on pants! GUTBUSTERS Looks like a pound-packin’ DAN AYKROYD ain’t afraid of no weight gain! HAIRLINE FRACTURES Either age is taking its toll on balding “Friends” star MATT LEBLANC, or his pal MATTHEW PERRY’s decline is rubbing off! ‘EMPIRE’ WAIST Someone needs to tell big gal GABOUREY SIDIBE that’s a drop cloth the painters left behind and not a designer outfit. KEEP YOUR CHIN UP Yes, even famous beauties get hideous zits. We’re here for you during this trying time, HALLE BERRY. We’ll get through this together. RUNNING ON EMPTY Judging by the amount of fluids sweat hog ALEC BALDWIN lost while jogging, he’d better rehydrate pronto.…

JUST months after casting aside her buddy Gayle King, Oprah Winfrey has been left high and dry by a second close confidant! The beloved talk show titan was recently rocked when longtime pal Sheri Salata, president of Oprah’s OWN Network, suddenly announced she was signing off after 20 years together! “Oprah was blindsided by Sheri’s decision,” says an Oprah pal, adding Sheri’s choice to launch her own media company was a major blow to Oprah. “The two have vacationed together, they’ve had holidays together, they’ve been there for each other during the most celebrated of times and the most turbulent of times.” The shocking split comes after GLOBE reported Oprah had replaced Gayle with Hollywood director Ava DuVernay. Insiders say Sheri was tired of being in the shadow of the…

MIRED in a humiliating cheating scandal, Beyoncé is rocketing toward a blockbuster $1 billion divorce from recording-mogul hubby Jay Z! Days after Beyoncé, 34, released her damning “Lemonade” album, which seems to accuse 46-year-old Jay Z of cheating, insiders insisted her “loveless” marriage is kaput. “Releasing this album was about empowerment for Bey,” says a source close to the long-suffering diva. “It’s her f***-you moment.” Some lyrics refer to the cheating buzz dogging the beauty’s marriage, sources say. “Are you cheating on me?” Beyoncé sings on one tune. “If you try this s*** again, you will lose your wife,” she warbles. Red-hot rumors of Jay Z’s straying exploded when Beyoncé’s sister, Solange, attacked her brother-in-law in an elevator at New York’s posh Standard hotel — because she believed he’d broken…

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BEAUTY’S MOM TRAGIC intern Chandra Levy’s married politician lover, Gary Condit, is back in the hot seat as he faces interrogation from lawyers defending a dirt-poor man framed for the beauty’s 2001 murder! Explosive new evidence has blown the 15-year-old case wide open as a judge tossed out the conviction of 34-year-old Central American immigrant Ingmar Guandique because witnesses lied and prosecutors buried key evidence! Now in an exclusive special report, GLOBE can reveal the attorneys who will represent Guandique at his new Oct. 11 trial intend to obtain former Congressman Condit’s telephone, bank and credit card records from the time of their affair and her May 1, 2001, disappearance. Condit, who was never charged or named as a suspect in the case, was at the center…

A RUDE and raunchy Amanda Marie Warfel’s high-volume sexcapades made her the devil next door — and turned one family’s life into a living nightmare! For two long years, the 25-year-old blonde harassed and tormented neighbor Tanya Saylor, her dying husband and their five kids with noises of loud X-rated sex, and even yelled out disgusting descriptions of her bawdy bedroom antics, say court documents. And every time Amanda — who shares a wall with the Saylors — was asked to cool it at their attached homes in York, Pa., she got louder and raunchier, says Tanya. “No child should ever feel like they’re in a porn every night, all while being threatened at the same time,” says the outraged mom. Amanda is currently in the slammer after pleading guilty…

UNLUCKY in love, Prince Harry is desperately hunting for Miss Right so he can achieve a lifelong dream — having children of his own. Still devastated by the 1997 death of his mother, Diana, and the cold indifference of his father, Charles, the royal redhead believes starting a family will help heal the hole in his heart. But first he needs to find the perfect woman — like his brother William’s wife! “Harry thinks Wills is the luckiest man in the world for marrying Kate,” a palace insider says. “She’s his dream girl! He’d love to find someone just like her — beautiful, down-to-earth and the perfect mom.” All the women Harry’s dated — including Chelsy Davy and Cressida Bonas — have come up short when compared to his beloved…