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DOWDY DANCING Ouch, JENNIFER GREY! Looks like somebody shoved Baby into the corner of Grandma’s closet. BABY GOT BACK There’s nothing like a family vacation in Hawaii to show off bodacious HILARY’s DUFF. DUDE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY Crazy Grandpa meets Chinese crested pooch: Was STEVEN TYLER in NYC for the Westminster Dog Show or what? TREND SPOTTING No, SHIRLEY MACLAINE’s not wearing a paisley turtleneck — just an entire collage of liver spots. THE TOOTH IS OUT THERE Can DAVID ARQUETTE no longer afford a dentist or did he bang into the door on the way into trendy Chateau Marmont? PITY DA FOOL TRACY MORGAN can sport a mohawk and layer on all the gold chains he wants, but he’s no Mr. T!…

A SADISTIC Florida dentist preyed on “utterly defenseless” children to feed his twisted lust that could only be sated by their screams! That’s the horrifying charge made against Dr. Howard Schneider, who is accused in a shocking lawsuit of running his pediatric dental clinic in Jacksonville, Fla., as a personal “house of horrors.” In legal papers that seem ripped right from the script of “Marathon Man” — a chilling thriller starring Laurence Olivier as a sadistic Nazi dentist — Schneider is branded a fiend with “a deep need” to “inflict pain, torture, mutilate and humiliate” the kids he strapped down in his chair. The monster choked children into unconsciousness rather than using anesthetic, according to the documents. He also performed “non-medical procedures” on the youngsters and threatened to kill their…

SUPER-PATRIOT Donald Trump’s plan to protect America has exposed Pope Francis as a naïve pawn unaware of the damage caused by the flood of illegal immigration! The front-running Republican presidential candidate trumped the clueless pontiff on vital American security — and defended himself from an attack on his faith! “When it comes to religion, the Pope is the supreme leader,” says a political veteran. “But when it comes U.S. domestic issues, that’s a different story.” Pope Francis suggested Trump “is not Christian” because of his campaign promise to deport more immigrants and force Mexico to pay for a wall along the border. When asked about Trump after completing a visit to Mexico, the head of the Catholic Church said, “A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may…

TWISTED teen Michelle Carter cruelly drove her 18-year-old boyfriend to suicide — even egging him on during a phone call as he slowly died of carbon monoxide poisoning, charge prosecutors. In chilling text messages recovered by police, 17-yearold Michelle later confessed to a girlfriend she could have kept Conrad Roy III from killing himself! At one point, as Conrad felt the poison working, the youth became fearful of dying and fled his fume-filled truck. “Like honestly, I could have stopped it,” Michelle wrote. “I was on the phone with him and he got out...” But the Plainville, Mass., monster wrote she told the reluctant boy “to get back in” and finish killing himself. Now the heartless teen has been charged with manslaughter in the boy’s July 12, 2014 suicide. He…

HEAVY metal diva Lita Ford is lucky to be alive after enduring deadly drugs, rough sex, an ocean of booze and killer crabs! In a shocking new tell-all, “Living Like a Runaway,” the flamboyant guitar goddess dishes on her reckless romps with the likes of Jon Bon Jovi, Eddie Van Halen and an army of other hard rockers! Joan Jett’s ex-bandmate sums up her raucous ’80s night with Jon Bon Jovi, guitarist Richie Sambora, keyboardist Aldo Nova and her best pal Toni as “holy s****!” After a night of clubbing, the group stumbled back to Lita’s hotel room, cracked open wine bottles — and shed their clothes! Lita and Jon canoodled for a while, but when the future “Bed of Roses” singer threw up in a corner, generous Toni let…

REGROWS DAMAGED BONE! SCIENTISTS have found a way to regrow the human skull using newly discovered stem cells — which could mean a brighter future for those affected by injury or deformity. The discovery by researchers at University of Rochester Medical Center might one day remove the need for facial bone transplants, as bones required could be grown rather than found from donors. The team spent several years examining a condition called craniosynostosis, a condition that leads to skull deformity in infants. Specifically, they were hoping to find stem-cell therapy for the condition, focusing on the function of a gene named Axin2, and a mutation that causes the deformity in mice. They found that the Axin2 gene contains stem calls responsible for skull formation and injury repair because it regenerates…

This celebrated actress has had quite a so-called life. She has been acting since her teens, and now fights for national security on her hit cable show. Still stumped? Check page 51 for the answer WIN $75 TIC TAC TRUE PLUS! FIRST 3 RUNNERS-UP GET $25 EACH ON THIS SPOT 1. Bethlehem is the birthplace of Jesus Christ. 2. Manhattan was the location of the Million Man March. 3. The Alamo was where Custer fought his “last stand.” 4. Chernobyl was the site of an accident at a nuclear power plant. 5. Loch Ness is the location of numerous sightings of the Bigfoot. 6. Woodstock played host to a huge music festival in 1969. 7. Alcatraz was home to a maximum-security prison known as “The Rock.” 8. The Bay of…

HEARTBROKEN Seal is pleading for one last chance with ex-wife Heidi Klum after getting dumped by his latest girlfriend! For seven months, the Grammy Award-winning singer dated Erica Packer, the sizzling ex-wife of Australian billionaire James Packer — who is now engaged to Mariah Carey. “Seal is nursing a broken heart,” says an insider. “Since Erica left him, Seal has been flooding Heidi with emails and phone calls, begging her to take him back. “He’s pulling out all of the stops to win Heidi’s heart again and put their family back together.” The British-born singing sensation desperately tried to woo back the mother of his daughters Leni and Lou and sons Henry and Johan by sending her four dozen red roses on Valentine’s Day. Seal, 53, has been “trash-talking” 42-year-old…

RAGING Robert Wagner confessed to killing his wife Natalie Wood during an explosive confrontation with his former sister-in-law Lana Wood! That’s the shocking claim of a world-famous body language consultant AND a noted voice stress expert who analyzed video of the Feb. 12 showdown taken in Palm Springs, Calif. “You have accused me of murdering her!” Wagner shouted after Natalie’s only surviving sibling tracked him down at a public event and demanded he FINALLY answer police questions about the Nov. 29, 1981 tragedy. “Why won’t you speak to the detectives?” asked Lana, who was fighting back tears and demanding justice for her sister. EVIL WAGNER HID TRUTH FOR 34 YEARS! Wagner barked in response: “Lana, why would you even bring up anything like that?” Then Wagner melted down. “You have…

CRITICS call it “cruel and unusual punishment.” Supporters call it “justice!” A subject of deepseated passions, the death penalty continues to be a point of controversy with every new execution. A recent spate of overturned verdicts have revealed cracks in our system of justice — a deeply troubling concern for capital punishment critics, who are quick to point out executed men can’t appeal. But, as supporters of the penalty note, death sentences send a powerful message to uphold the laws of our society. In cases involving terrorists, murderers and pedophiles, supporters say execution is an appropriate sentence for horrific crimes! America is one of 58 countries that kills criminals, while 97 countries have outlawed the practice. What do you think? is the death penalty a fatally flawed sentence that should…

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NEWLY discovered drawings by Michael Jackson reveal the King of Pop was a twisted genius on the page as well as the stage! Jackson, who died in 2009, used charcoal, pastels and more to sketch everyone from Princess Diana to the Beatles. But he saved his most creative strokes for his off-the-wall drawings with genderbending themes — including a shocking multi-faced being with male and female sexual characteristics! The artwork is owned by former private eye Joseph McBratney, who is putting more than 100 drawings by the Gloved One up for auction to raise funds for his Florida drug rehab center — and they’re also raising eyebrows! GLOBE contacted noted psychotherapist and author Dr. Gilda Carle to discuss Jacko’s shocking images — which are valued at over $100 million according…

WIN $100 Tell us why these pix DON’T exactly match and win... There are three differences between these photos. If you spot them correctly — and your entry is the first chosen at random — GLOBE will send you $100. Simply identify the three differences between the photographs in a letter or postcard and send it to us at the address listed in the official rules on page 47. DID YOU GUESS? The actress on page 47 is Claire Danes, who became a breakout star on “My So Called Life” and now plays a CIA agent on “Homeland.” How did you do? GLOBE WINNERS GINGER McDILDA of Virginia Beach, Va., is the winner of the Spot the Differences puzzle for issue 5! Ginger is a longtime GLOBE reader who loves…

FRAIL and fragile Burt Reynolds wept bitter tears when his former love Sally Field refused to attend what he fears will be his last birthday bash. Still bitter over the way Burt dumped her in 1981 following a five-year affair, Sally, 69, got her revenge on the dying “Smokey and the Bandit” legend by snubbing the invite to his 80th birthday parties near his Jupiter, Fla., home, insiders say. “Burt broke down in tears and collapsed when he got word Sally would be a no-show,” says a source. “He’s an emotional mess and teetering on the verge of a complete breakdown.” The former action star, who repeatedly asked Sally to marry him, was hoping to make amends with the Oscarwinning “Norma Rae” beauty he calls “the love of his life.”…

THERE are stupid criminals and then there are REALLY stupid criminals. These stoners are the highest grade idiots you’ll ever find! INVISIBLE EYES TWO men smuggling 20 pounds of pot from Las Vegas to Montana became paranoid while smoking and grew convinced they were being followed by undercover cops! Driving through Rexburg, Idaho, in early 2015, they parked their car and called 911 to ask police to stop following them. During the 911 call, the dispatcher asks, “You got caught doing what?” The suspect, Leland Ayala-Doliente replies, “Ahh ... okay. Um ... We kind of got spooked here trying to bring some stuff across your Idaho border.” Cops came to arrest them. Holland Sward, 23, got five years of probation while Ayala-Doliente, 22, was hit with a sentence that could…

NO PRISON TIME NO PROBATION NO CONFESSION TO SEX CRIME SEX FIEND Bill Cosby is negotiating a secret plea agreement to avoid prison — or even ADMIT his guilt — after being busted for drugging and sexually assaulting a female basketball star, sources reveal. Desperate to avoid a 10-year sentence and knowing his goose is cooked, the arrogant 78-year-old has reached out to prosecutors in Montgomery County, Pa., to try to cut an outrageous settlement that would cheat justice, insiders say. Under the deal, the scheming serial sex predator, now facing three felony charges of aggravated indecent assault, would enter a no contest plea to lesser charges such as “unwanted attention,” a top legal expert notes. An insider tells GLOBE Cosby’s desperate ploy came after he lost a Feb. 3…

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A DEJECTED concert-goer who lost his wallet thought he lucked-out when he got a letter about his missing billfold — but his good mood vanished when he realized it was a letter from a THIEF! Reilly Flaherty discovered his billfold was missing at a Wilco concert in Brooklyn, N.Y. About two weeks later, he received a plain, white envelope in the mail containing his credit cards and driver’s license. At first, Reilly, 28, burst out laughing, but grew furious after realizing something was missing — his wallet and his cash! “I found your wallet and your driver’s license had your address, so here’s your credit cards and other important stuff,” reads the hand-scrawled letter. “I quickly went from being hysterical to, like, this guy is selfish,” says Reilly, adding he…