Globe June 12, 2023

HOLLYWOOD — OR BUST Model IRINA SHAYK, Bradley Cooper’s baby mama, would be a boob to trust that itty-bitty bra top to keep her contained PERFECT STORM The rain can’t get a drop on CATE BLANCHETT as the Babel beauty shelters under an umbrella in France LUCKY STIFF Pampered punk rocker MACHINE GUN KELLY has a helper tame his mane and lock in his look with hairspray HIDE & EEK Reclusive JACK NICHOLSON had cleaned up his act — but The Shining screen psycho is back to looking like a horror show! NATURAL DISASTER James Bond’s JUDI DENCH admits to shunning plastic surgery — and one look at the wrinkled star confirms her story! MEAT & GREET Late-night legend JAY LENO tests the strength of his shirt buttons by downing a…

NEEDY Blake Shelton thought quitting The Voice would earn him more time with sexy wife Gwen Stefani, but she pulled the rug out by signing onto the show for another season, insiders say. Now, the clingy, 6-foot-5 country lug “is having to put a happy spin on it publicly, and act like he encouraged her to take it — but privately he’s singing a very different tune,” spills a spy. Despite having his own USA Network game show, sources close to the clashing couple say Blake, 46, is dreading being stuck at home while his 53-year-old missus spends long hours shooting the talent competition. “Blake doesn’t do well on his own,” snitches the source. “He thought he was doing Gwen a favor by leaving his gig, but she’s gone the other…

BOSSY Michelle Obama has grabbed the reins of her marriage to henpecked hubby Barack — but spies say friends are urging the former prez to stop being a spineless wimp! Sources snitch to GLOBE the 59-year-old former first lady has finally won the poisonous power struggle that was ripping their marriage apart. “She’s got Barack totally where she wants him, in the palm of her hand,” spills an insider. “He used to contradict her and argue over stuff like whether to live in L.A. or the East Coast, who he was hanging out with and who he was flirting with. “Now he’s tired to the bone and wary of crossing her because of her moods. He has totally resigned himself to her dominant personality and yesses her to death!” As…

HUNKY football legend Tom Brady insists he’s not dating Kim Kardashian, but that hasn’t stopped her nosy money-hungry momager, Kris Jenner, from playing matchmaker, tipsters tattle. Sources snitch 67-year-old Kris is so desperate to trap the Super Bowl legend into her family, she’s even offering the retired 45-year-old NFL star her other single daughter, Khloé, if he prefers her. “Tom would be the ultimate catch for Kim or Khloé, who are desperate to land someone high profile and boost the family brand, too,” spills an insider. Sneaky Kim’s already hooked Tom’s attention by asking him to help her find a vacation home in the Bahamas. The 42-year-old recently checked out the exclusive Baker’s Bay Golf & Ocean Club, where Tom has a pad, but wasn’t there at the time. Meanwhile, Khloé,…

PANICKED British officials leaned on the FBI to destroy damning dossiers accusing Lord Louis Mountbatten — the murdered mentor of King Charles — of being a pedophile with a “perversion for young boys,” charges an esteemed historian! Dr. Andrew Lownie, author of The Mountbattens: Their Lives and Loves, confides he discovered the palace’s dirty secret in a hidden dossier compiled about the late earl. He claims a document bashed the former head of the Royal Navy, who was assassinated by an Irish Republican Army bomb in 1979, as a “homosexual” with a “lusting” for male minors! Lownie says after he requested additional records about the maternal uncle of the late Prince Philip, the American law enforcement officials confessed the papers were shredded “after you asked for them!” The researcher claims…

YELLOWSTONE cowboy Kevin Costner is worth an estimated $250 million, but he’s been pinching pennies fearing he’ll have to give estranged wife Christine Baumgartner a huge chunk of his fortune when their divorce becomes official, tattle sources. Although Christine inked a prenup before their 2004 wedding, “Costner’s still worried sick about their pending divorce settlement and is watching his bank balance like a miser,” spills an insider. “He knows he’ll have to pay Christine a bundle. There’s spousal support and child support to consider.” Under the prenup Christine will be forced out of the three homes Costner, 68, owns, according to an informant. But he’ll have to buy her a new pad near their main residence in Ventura, Calif., so their kids, Cayden, 16, Hayes, 14, and 12-year-old daughter, Grace,…