Globe March 15, 2021

BLIMEY! Pirates of the Caribbean’s ORLANDO BLOOM nearly reveals his booty as his sopping suit slips dangerously low in Hawaii WATCHING THE DETECTIVE Law & Order: SVU vet CHRISTOPHER MELONI is on the case in NYC — shooting the franchise spinoff Organized Crime MUTTON TO SEE HERE Silence of the Lambs star JODIE FOSTER keeps mum in West Hollywood as she shovels down her meal HOW CHEESY! Saved by the Bell’s TIFFANI THIESSEN milks some attention in Encino with a punny shirt THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! DOGGIE DOUBLE Back to the Future’s CHRISTOPHER LLOYD meets an equally shaggy sheepdog in Santa Barbara SUNBLOCK HEAD Newbie surfer LEIGHTON MEESTER slathers on sunscreen before the Gossip Girl catches some waves in Malibu…

ONETIME wild child Drew Barrymore says her own mom, Jaid, shipped her off to a loony bin when she was just 13 — and she shockingly stayed locked up for 18 months! The talk show host’s career kicked off when she was two, and by the time she was seven, she achieved superstar status with 1982’s blockbuster E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. But Drew, now 46, admits she was a boozy, drug-taking hellraiser as a teen and adds, “I was out of control.” But the actress says of the snake pit where she did her stint, “You couldn’t mess around in there, and if you did, you would get thrown either in a padded room or get put in stretcher restraints and tied up.”…

THRILLED Ricki Lake reveals she’s engaged to beau Ross Burningham and ready to stroll down the aisle a third time. The 52-year-old Hairspray star and former talk show host gushes she’s “so grateful I get to love and be loved so deeply.” As GLOBE reported, Ricki met Ross during a COVID walk after she’d gained confidence by shaving her head. She has sons Milo, 23, and Owen, 19 — with first ex-husband, illustrator Rob Sussman. Her second ex, designer Christian Evans, committed suicide two years after their divorce. She made the announcement on social media, writing: “This is Ross. He is my person. He is wonderful. I love him very much. Our next chapter is sure to be a good one.”…

TROUBLE-MAKING Meghan McCain’s fashion makeover from frumpy into a spotlight-stealing hot mom has her fellow panelists on The View up in arms, insiders say. After returning to TV following the birth of her baby, Liberty, the 36-year-old daughter of the late Sen. John McCain has turned into a glamour-puss and been parading daring new looks. “Meghan’s been turning The View into her own personal hair and makeup show and some of the other panelists, such as Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar, have become increasingly irritated at her recent escapades,” tattles an insider. “They think that attention-craving Meghan wants to constantly keep the spotlight on her — and it really ticks them off! “They believe she’s constantly trying to steal the spotlight and be this fashionista — and they’ve had it!”…

Docs say her butt is bigger IF BEYONCÉ’S famous rump seems bigger and plumper that’s because the Crazy in Love songbird has kept the droop out of her derriere with TWO butt jobs in a year, tattles a snitch. The 39-year-old mom of three reportedly “wanted perfection” to promote her sexy Ivy Park clothing line and posted jawdropping photos of her in a skin-clinging bodysuit and thigh-high boots. An insider dishes the Drunk in Love singer wanted her behind to look “pert and plump, but not plastic-looking,” which is why it’s been phased in over two parts. “Word is she had the first op a year ago, then a second procedure over the holidays, and she’s now got the exact look she wants thanks to some high-grade treatment that’s set…

LOVE-SCARRED Tanya Tucker’s new beau, Craig Dillingham, is itchin’ to gallop down the aisle, but the Texas Tornado’s saying “neigh” — and that could doom her chance for happiness, sources say. The country queen and the songwriter, both 62, have been together over a year. Things were going smoothly — until he started talking marriage, sources blab. “Tanya loves the guy and the status quo, but he’s a marrying man and living together just isn’t good enough,” spills an insider. “She’s getting flak from him because he feels like she’s stringing him along and he’s already proposed a few times only to be rebuffed. “Thing is, Tanya’s got a checkered past and she’s loved and lost so many times it’s understandable why she’d be wary of taking the plunge now.”…