Globe March 18, 2019

HER PINS ARE NEEDLES Sharknado babe TARA REID does a scary-skinny impersonation of ‘70s model TWIGGY DOOGIE’S GREASY KID STUFF Former Doogie Howser star NEIL PATRICK HARRIS stuffs his puss with a grease-oozing burger. Yuck! BAG MAN Must be something yummy in the grocery bag, ‘cause MICHAEL DOUGLAS is licking his lips WHO’S THE DOG? BRUCE WILLIS’ puppy-toting daughter SCOUT is nearly unrecognizable! She needs to make a pit stop at the hair salon! ANNIE’S GOT THE RUNS! Spry senior DIANE KEATON can still give her 1977 character Annie Hall a run for the money! GLOVE ME TENDER Dapper crooner BARRY MANILOW looks ready for a gay old time at a fashion event THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

ONCE arguably one of the most beautiful women in the world, Priscilla Presley’s face has been ravaged by skin cancer, and she’s gone under the knife — again — to fix the damage, stunned sources reveal. But sadly, experts say it’s a lost cause — because the 73-year-old’s previous cosmetic work already backfired, giving her a weird, bloated look that’s been compared to the freaky Joker from Batman flicks. Now, her face is being savaged by skin cancer, and new surgeries on top of previous ones are hurting more than helping, reveals a source. “I’ve been told she had surgery last summer to remove skin cancer,” spills a former employee at Elvis’ Graceland mansion. “She had hoped that a new round of surgery would cover any scars or lesions. She’s…

BIG LITTLE LIES beauty Nicole Kidman has been hassling hubby Keith Urban about growing their family — but her nonstop pleas to adopt are falling on deaf ears, say sources close to the superstar couple. Though Nicole and Keith, both 51, are already parents of daughters Sunday Rose, 10, and Faith Margaret, 8, an insider says the screen siren has “never given up hope for more children” and “doesn’t understand why Keith won’t give in to her demands!” The Boy Erased actress is also mother to two adult kids adopted during her marriage to Tom Cruise, which ended in 2001. But she rarely speaks in public about Isabella, 26, and Connor, 24, who, like their dad, are practicing Scientologists — and are rumored to have cut Nicole out of their…

BABY fever made Miranda Lambert hotfoot it to the altar with New York City cop Brendan McLoughlin, say pals of the brand-new bride who claim she’s raring to get knocked up! “She’s desperate to be a mom and fears she’s running out of time,” spills an insider. “She’s got trophies and top ten singles, but having a baby is the one thing she has yet to accomplish.” But the 35-year-old Smokin’ and Drinkin’ songbird has hit a snag in building her nest, says the insider, because “Brendan insists on keeping his job, so she’ll be flying him out to Tennessee — as often as possible!” The newlyweds secretly tied the knot on Jan. 26 after meeting in November — three days before the hunky horndog welcomed a newborn son with…

THE electrifying chemistry between Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga as they sang her winning song at the Oscars was no act — sources say the handsome hunk’s shack-up with his baby mama, Irina Shayk, may be heading toward the rocks! Adding to the buzz about trouble in paradise at the Cooper mansion, sources spill Bradley, 44, and his A Star Is Born leading lady, Gaga, who recently split from fiancé Christian Carino, had their hands all over each other at an after-party, while stunning model Irina, 33, mom of his year-old daughter, Lea, sulked in the background. “It’s pretty obvious to everyone who watched them that there was something going on, and people are buzzing about it like crazy and speculating Gaga and Bradley must be cheating behind the scenes,”…

BOOZE-GUZZLING former pro wrestler and porn star Tammy “Sunny” Sytch has been busted again for DUI — her sixth time overall and third arrest in just a year. The 46-year-old gal grappler, who later starred in the X-rated Sunny Side Up: In Through the Back Door, was pinned with charges, including reckless driving, drinking booze in a vehicle, driving the wrong way on a one-way street and running through a stop sign. She pled not guilty after her Feb. 24 arrest in New Jersey. The ring diva has also been in and out of rehab since 2012.…