Globe April 11, 2016

HIDE & SNEAK Puffy CAMERON DIAZ looks like she’s hiding a little something behind that bag. Hope her coffee’s a decaf! PISTOL PACKIN’ MAMA Looks like guns aren’t the only thing racy RIHANNA is toting! A CANE MUTINY! Despite his walking stick, former booze pitchman BILLY DEE WILLIAMS is looking sharp and spry. Maybe that Colt 45 really does work! DANCING WITH THE SCARS Forget Al Capone’s vault, we’ve unearthed tatted GERALDO RIVERA hunking it up for the ABC dance competition … please make him stop. FRIEND OR FOE? Whoa, MATTHEW PERRY. Someone needs more than a cup of joe from Central Perk to fix THIS mess! JUST FOR KICKS Is MELISSA MCCARTHY learning to play football, or auditioning to be a Rockette?…

ENGLAND’S Royal Family is reeling from the shattering revelation of an Australian man who insists he is the secret love child of Prince Charles and his then-unwed teenage mistress, Camilla. And if 50-year-old Aussie government exec Simon Dorante-Day, who was raised by adoptive parents, proves his explosive claim — he’ll be heir to the British throne ahead of Princes William and Harry, say sources. “This shakes everything up,” says a royal insider. “If his claim is true — and it certainly sounds solid — then Queen Elizabeth’s plan to skip over Charles and give the throne to her grandson Prince William is wrecked. “If DNA tests back his claim, then Dorante-Day will be the heir ahead of both William and Harry! “My understanding is that the princes are in a…

SWEET, lovable actress Betty White coldly kicked her live-in caretaker to the curb after almost a quarter-century of service — with no warning or severance package, the caretaker alleges! The stunning move by the “Golden Girls” and “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” sitcom legend was no laughing matter for heartbroken Anita Maynard, 68, who cared for Betty for 22 years and considered the actress family. Anita filed a whopping lawsuit against her old boss on March 17. It was filled with charges of abusive labor practices, including shockingly long hours and low wages that made Betty sound more like a slave driver than a comedian. According to court documents obtained by GLOBE, Betty made elderly Anita work around the clock six days a week for more than 14 hours a…

DOTING animal lover Mary Thorn is caught up in an alligator wrestling match with authorities who want to kick her beloved 6-foot-long pet, Rambo, out of her home! Mary’s 125-pound gator is trained like a house pet — he even wears clothing, is pottytrained, rides on a motorcycle and has his own bedroom! But Florida Fish and Wildlife officials say the scaly guy has grown too big for Mary’s property and want to ship him off to a wildlife sanctuary. “He’s like my son. He’s my family,” says heartbroken Mary. “He’s not a normal gator.” Declaring that Rambo has “never hurt anyone,” Mary says “brand-new babies have sat with him to do pictures!” Mary found Rambo 11 years ago when she adopted a pack of five alligators. They had been…

A DETERMINED sailor escaped certain death by swimming through storming seas without a life jacket for SEVEN hours — propelled by thoughts of his 2-year-old granddaughter! “I wanted to see her again and hug her again,” says David Thompson, 68, about his inspiration. “And I have a wife and a nice life. I didn’t want to die.” The retired engineer from Kalamazoo, Mich., was sailing solo on his 49-foot boat, the Enthalpy II, from St. Maarten to South Florida when conditions got nasty! Fighting 20-mph winds and surging swells, David was rocked by a monster wave that swept him overboard. Desperately, he tried to climb back into his boat, but conditions were too rough. A second wave pulled off his life jacket — which was tethered to the boat! As…

CUBAN leader Fidel Castro pulled the wool over President Obama’s eyes by pretending to live like a peasant — in a “fisherman’s hut” on an income of $38 a month — like most of his poverty-ridden 11 million people. But the 89-year-old former revolutionary, who handed over power to his brother Raul, actually lives like a king! “Fidel Castro is nothing but a fraud,” says one high-ranking insider, noting the cigar-chomping leader has to be laughing at gullible Obama, who believes lifting the embargo on the Communist nation will bring freedom and riches to the island’s people. A shocking GLOBE investigation exposes Fidel as a phony “man of the people” who: • Has secretly squirreled away hundreds of millions of dollars — much of it in the form of payoffs…