“CRAIG HARVEY JACKS OFF,” Paul told me last night. “I think he’s turning Japanese, I think he’s turning Japanese, I really think so,” he sang. Everybody knows that song is about jacking off.
Craig is popular, cute, shortish with longish sun-streaked hair and freckles, kind of like a junior Doug Jr.
I know Paul lies, but he’s always been a wised-up kid, a few steps ahead of everybody else when it comes to sex. In fifth grade I was still earnestly chastising him for using the word fuck. Back then he said he had fucked his girl cousin in Nebraska. A lie. He also said he fucked his friend Theo. Another lie. But I want to believe Craig Harvey jacks off.
We’re in Paul’s room, playing Atari, Mille Bornes, and…