Globe July 8, 2024

HUE’VE GONE TOO FAR! Puny pop star ARIANA GRANDE may be doubling her weight with a massive amount of makeup! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK! OLD YELLER It’s no bull! MICHAEL WEATHERLY is whipping his way back to TV with the upcoming NCIS spinoff Tony & Ziva HAIR YOU GO! Hollywood hothead SEAN PENN has picked an ugly way to cool down! STEADY OR NOT! GOLDIE HAWN makes a boob of herself on a boat as the fumbling funny-lady tries not to go overboard in Greece SHOCK & AWW Oscar winner MORGAN FREEMAN is as bald as a baby — but puts on a million-dollar expression while being honored in Monte Carlo MONKEY BUSINESS Time has been beastly to former King Kong beauty JESSICA LANGE!…

REBORN Bijou Phillips is as happy as a canary out of its cage with new beau Jamie Mazur, but sources say her bitter estranged hubby, rapist Danny Masterson, is threatening to ruin her life from behind bars. Snitches squeal the 48-year-old former star of the sitcom That ’70s Show and TV’s The Ranch, who’s serving 30 years for raping two gals from his Scientology cult, is tossing a hissy fit in California Men’s Colony in San Luis Obispo, over gorgeous Bijou’s new life with jeans mogul Mazur, 43, as she waits for her divorce to go through. “Obviously, Danny’s aware she’s moved on with Jamie and not taking it well,” blabs the insider. “He’s very bitter and threatening to do what he can to make life difficult for her. “Word…

COUNTRY star Billy Ray Cyrus is learning there’s no fool like an old fool as his marriage to much younger singer Firerose has crashed after just seven months — and he’s now screaming she’s trying to milk him dry, pals say. Miley Cyrus’ frantic 62-year-old dad rushed to court June 13 to file an emergency restraining order that would stop Aussie songbird Firerose, whose real name is Johanna Hodges, from emptying his bank accounts — claiming she recently blew nearly $100Gs of his money on 37 separate credit card and bank transactions, including to pay for her lawyers to fight him in divorce court! The Achy Breaky Heart singer also claims Firerose, who at 35 is only four years older than his daughter Miley, 31, can’t plead poverty, because she’s…

DIVORCED Hugh Jackman is determined to get hitched again, but instead of a gal in showbiz, insiders say the Wolverine hunk’s hunting for an Amal Clooney–type bride, a brainy babe involved in politics and social activism. The 55-year-old and his first wife, Deborra-Lee Furness, 68, split last summer after 27 years and two kids. But now, sources snitch he’s looking to follow in the footsteps of George Clooney, whose wife is a human rights lawyer currently pushing for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and the leaders of the terrorist group Hamas to be tried for war crimes in Gaza. “He needs an Amal type and he knows it: somebody who doesn’t eat, drink and breathe show business 24/7 and who thinks about the bigger picture the way Hugh does,” says the spy.…

TROUBLED star Britney Spears is much more stable since her brother, Bryan, came back into her life, and now she hopes he’ll help her mend fences with her estranged sons, too, insiders dish! “Her boys are very happy Bryan is back on the scene,” spills an insider. “He’s already had a positive influence on her, even if it is one day at a time as far as her recovery and stability goes.” As GLOBE readers know, the Oops!… I Did It Again singer’s sons, Sean Preston, 18, and Jayden James, 17, moved with dad Kevin Federline and stepmom Victoria Prince to Hawaii last year and cut their mom out of their life for embarrassing them with her shocking nude selfies. But Britney, 42, revealed they’re back in touch in an…

WOMANIZING John F. Kennedy didn’t just cheat on his beautiful wife Jackie — the dead president’s rampant and careless bedding of countless babes ended up giving her STDs that likely cost the lives of two of their children. That’s the ugly revelation in a bombshell new bio, Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed, where author Maureen Callahan reveals JFK’s unchecked cheating left Jackie infected and she only agreed to stay with him after his former bootlegger dad, Joseph P. Kennedy Sr., paid her $1 million. Handsome JFK and stunning Jackie seemed like a fairytale couple when they wed in 1953, the same year he was elected U.S. senator from Massachusetts. But soon after she “almost certainly” became infected with an STD and was ready to storm out,…