Globe August 10, 2020

MAN’S BEST FRIEND Ringless ARMIE HAMMER cuddles up to his pet pooch after announcing he and his wife are through HOW CHEESY! Comic CHRIS ROCK slices out time to grab a pizza lunch in NYC A THING OF BOOTY Shapely sun-worshipper SOFIA RICHIE flaunts her curves in a skimpy bikini A BRIEF GETAWAY It’s a good thing blind tenor ANDREA BOCELLI can’t see his embarrassingly tiny suit SWINE DINING LISA RINNA pigs out on a lunch date in Malibu with hubby HARRY HAMLIN YEEHAW! Southern gal REESE WITHERSPOON looks ready to audition for a Western with her casual getup THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

ACTING oddball Mickey Rourke has revived an old feud by slamming Oscar winner Robert De Niro as a “big f**king crybaby” and a “punk ass” on social media! During his rant, the weirdly face-lifted wacko also vowed to “embarrass” the movie Godfather. The white-hot whining apparently stems from the 1987 movie Angel Heart where De Niro played the devil and Rourke a seedy private eye who sold him his soul. Rourke says the two didn’t get along during the filming of the flick and claims De Niro recently blocked him from getting a role in Netflix’s Oscar-nominated The Irishman. Rourke claims De Niro said he “wouldn’t work with me.” Meanwhile, The Irishmen producers say Rourke wasn’t “even thought of” for a role. Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome…

THE high-octane romance between Green Bay Packers star QB Aaron Rodgers and retired NASCAR racer Danica Patrick has crashed and burned after two years of togetherness, sources say — all because of a furious battle over marriage and a baby! Sources tell GLOBE exclusively that the relationship hit the skids because Danica wanted to settle into family life, but Aaron kept dragging his heels! “Bottom line, Danica wanted to get married and have kids, and she let Aaron know it repeatedly,” an insider close to the couple spills. “Danica pointed out she wasn’t getting any younger and her biological clock was ticking. She desperately wants to have a child — now!” Danica, 38, and Aaron, 36, were last seen together in a photo taken in Machu Picchu, Peru, which Danica…

TODAY show newsgal Savannah Guthrie was so thrilled docs were going to fix her blurry vision, she said she felt it was “like it’s Christmas morning” just before leaving for surgery! The retina in the 48-year-old’s right eye was torn when her three-year-old son, Charley, accidentally threw his toy train at her last November. Following surgery that restored some vision, she developed a cataract, a cloudy spot on her lens. After having to delay surgery due to the pandemic, she went under the knife on July 20.…

ENGLISH hottie Elizabeth Hurley posted a topless photo of herself in the British countryside to reveal the naked truth — she’s loving lockdown! The Bedazzled star, 55, let it all hang out in nothing but a bikini bottom, an open robe and a satisfied smile while sprawling on the grass in the sunshine. Her caption captured what quarantine has been like for her: “The temperature’s rising in our beautiful countryside — fourteen weeks at home and England is blooming!”…

THE mom of troubled pop star Britney Spears is stepping up to help sort out the tussle over the Toxic singer’s $250 million fortune — but she may have to battle her daughter’s lovestruck boytoy for control over the loot, sources say. After the 38-year-old hitmaker went off the rails more than a decade ago, her father, Jamie Spears, was put in place as her conservator — and was tasked with managing her massive amounts of money! But ailing Jamie, 68 — who suffered a ruptured colon in 2018 — stepped down from the position last year, citing his health, and a judge handed the reins to care manager Jodi Montgomery. Now the pop princess’ conservatorship is up for review, and according to Los Angeles Superior Court records, Britney’s 65-year-old…