Globe August 29, 2016

FREEZE PLAY! DIANE KEATON needs to Annie Haul her fashions to the dump! She may think it’s hot to be dressed for winter in August, but we say it’s totally uncool! OH, LOU! Either TV’S Lou Grant is winking at the camera, or 86-year-old ED ASNER got into a bar brawl before a charity event in Las Vegas! SHORT CHANGED! Rapper 50 CENT gets down low and dirty with Mini-Me legend VERNE TROYER, who’s a quarter of his size! WHATTA HEEL HIV poster boy CHARLIE SHEEN was recently seen in Malibu researching a new career option: gumshoe! SHOWING HER BEST ASSET! BRADLEY COOPER’s model girlfriend IRINA SHAYK cracks up in an itsy, bitsy bikini! THE FARCE AWAKENS! Whoa! Looks like the Dark Side got to CARRIE FISHER. Help her, Obi-Wan…

JEN Aniston is facing a $170 million divorce as her fairy-tale marriage to Justin Theroux unravels, friends fear. “Jen is terrified her chance to have kids has passed her by and her marriage to a relentless skirt chaser, Justin, is just a sham,” says a source close to the couple. The 47-year-old beauty is in such misery she turned to exhubby Brad Pitt for support in TWO secret meetings — triggering massive tension between the “Fight Club” star and his wife Angelina Jolie. “Jen is an emotional wreck and Brad was there to comfort her,” the source says. The former “Friends” cutie bared her pain in an emotional public breakdown at the Giffoni Film Festival in Italy, where she sobbed, “at the end of the day you kind of hit…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! FRAIL Cher has reached out to her dying exhusband Gregg Allman to make peace with the music legend who once turned her life into a living hell! Cher was devastated when she learned Gregg, who underwent a life-saving liver transplant in 2010, canceled recent tour dates to seek emergency treatment by Mayo Clinic doctors. The 68-year-old rocker famously married Cher after her breakup with Sonny Bono, but his battles with drugs and booze turned her dreams of happiness into a nightmare. “She decided to take the high road because she knows Gregg is terminally ill and she wanted to be sure she is there for him before he passes,” bestselling author Ian Halperin tells GLOBE. Chronically ill herself with the Epstein-Barr virus, the 70-year-old “Moonstruck” Oscar winner…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! A SHOCKING new autopsy on the body of TV’s “Crocodile Hunter,” Steve Irwin, will reveal the beloved wildlife daredevil was STONED on a powerful hallucinogenic drug when he was fatally stabbed by the foot-long barb of a massive stingray — and DIDN’T HAVE TO DIE! That’s the explosive claim by a source close to the Animal Planet hero, who charges the truth about the star’s Sept. 4, 2006 death at age 44 while filming a documentary was COVERED UP a decade ago. Now, on the eve of the 10th anniversary of his passing, Steve’s body has been exhumed for a new autopsy after investigators demanded the case be reopened! Experts are determined to find out if his horrible death on a reef off Queensland, Australia, was just…

HEARTBROKEN Princess Diana finally exploded over her husband’s blatant cheating — and forced a furious face-to-face showdown with Prince Charles’ blond mistress, Camilla Parker Bowles, at a private birthday bash! Now as Diana’s bodyguard, police Inspector Ken Wharfe, reveals shocking details of the February 1989 confrontation, palace insiders say humiliated Charles NEVER forgave his wife — and it became his motive for murder! “Diana’s clash with Camilla infuriated Charles,” says a royal insider. “It pricked his ego that she’d have the nerve to interfere in his ‘private life’ — and Camilla nagged him constantly about how Diana showed them both up. “There’s no doubt that after the incident he desperately wanted to be rid of his meddling wife!” Certainly, Charles tried to keep Diana away from the 40th birthday bash…

A BOMBSHELL new book rips the lid off the secret world of Hollywood’s most influential power players — exposing vicious temper tantrums, fistfights, seduction and cunning schemes to cash in on celebrities’ shocking weaknesses! In his explosive tell-all, “Powerhouse,” author James Andrew Miller exposes the twisted inside story of Creative Artists Agency (CAA), which represented A-listers including Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep, Madonna, Brad Pitt, Steven Spielberg, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman, Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Prince and Sylvester Stallone. Ruthless superagent Michael Ovitz, who co-founded CAA with Ron Meyer, ran his superstar clients like puppets on a string — and was a raging, nasty egomaniac who’d eagerly make a deal with the devil to stay in control, the book charges. When faced with losing cash cows like Cruise…