Globe August 27, 2018

BUST A MOVE Pop star BRITNEY SPEARS unleashes her inner goddess as her concert tour hits the U.K. BACK IN THE SADDLE Aerosmith’s STEVEN TYLER shows some giddy-up and go on Disneyland’s Paris carousel MOLDY GOLDIE Seems Like Old Times for GOLDIE HAWN — that sagging, spotty skin shows she’s definitely past her prime! HAGGARD HOUSEWIFE Bravo’s LUANN DE LESSEPS may try to put her best foot forward — but the rehabbed reality star’s leg is a wrinkled wreck! WHAT A JOKER! Rubber-faced JIM CARREY isn’t wearing a mask — but the funnyman sure looks creepy! GUTSY GUY Big Daddy’s ADAM SANDLER has really packed on the pounds — and gone to pot!…

She claims drunken hubby threw her down & hit her with cell phone TROUBLED Johnny Depp was beaten and battered by 23-years-younger wife Amber Heard during their stormy two-year marriage, court papers and friends charge. In bombshell legal documents filed in a British court, The Pirates of the Caribbean star declares he was violently punched in the face — twice — by furious Amber, who finally divorced Depp in 2017 after making her own chilling charges of domestic abuse. Now sources tell GLOBE the five-foot-seven, 32-year-old blonde repeatedly roughed up her 55-year-old hubby throughout their marriage – making Johnny’s life hell and leaving him in a constant state of turmoil. “Amber knocked him around, punching and hitting him throughout their marriage,” says a source close to Johnny. “He was bullied…

GAUNT George Clooney has wasted away to a scary-skinny 123 pounds, leaving close friends and loved ones terrified he’s battling a killer disease. The five-foot-eleven movie heartthrob — once an athletic 172 pounds — has melted into a scarecrow. Insiders worry his frail condition contributed to his harrowing July 10 Sardinian motorcycle accident that left him bruised and battered. Just weeks later, frail-looking George, 57, took wife Amal, 40, to dinner near their Lake Como, Italy, estate. She held his arm — apparently to steady him. Sources say Amal fears the Ocean’s Eleven hunk may have an undiagnosed medical condition behind his shocking weight loss that could kill him before their one-year-old twins, Ella and Alexander, are grown. “Amal has been a nervous wreck,” tattles an insider. “George is virtually…

PRINCE Harry and Meghan are adopting a baby girl from Africa! The royal newly-weds fell in love with the infant while visiting an orphanage during their secret honeymoon and have started the process to make her their own. But their groundbreaking decision — made just days after the American-born beauty turned 37 — has thrown the palace into turmoil! “This will be a first for the royal family,” says a high-level aide. “Harry and Meghan are going to face a lot of opposition from the old guard. “But they are stubborn and ready to stand up for what they want.” Harry, 33, has made no secret of his desire to become a dad, and Meghan shares his dream, say sources. “They simply decided they couldn’t wait to become parents,” says…

JOHN LENNON’S killer, Mark David Chapman, told his wife he planned to assassinate the Beatle two months before he pumped four slugs into the Imagine singer’s back — but she never ran to the cops. If Gloria Chapman had squealed, the music legend might still be alive — and Chapman may have spent the last 37 years as a free man. Instead, the psycho is making his tenth attempt to win parole this week — and devoutly religious Gloria, now 67, is revealing the shocking reasons she protected the boozing wife beater. She insists Chapman, now 63, first told her he planned to murder Lennon and “make a name for himself” in October 1980 — two months before he did the dirty deed on a New York City sidewalk. Gloria,…

GOOD-TIME CHARLIE IS CRYING POOR After years of blowing a fortune on booze, drugs and porn stars, disgraced TV superstar CHARLIE SHEEN is whining to a judge he can’t afford to support his four kids. The HIV-positive sex fiend, who reportedly caught the disease from bedding a transsexual, currently pays $20,000 a month to DENISE RICHARDS for daughters SAM, 14, and LOLA, 13, and $55Gs monthly to BROOKE MUELLER for nine-year-old twins BOB and MAX. He also owes a bundle to lawyers and the taxman. Once the boob tube’s highest paid star, raking in $1.8 million per episode on Two and a Half Men, good-time Charlie moans he can’t “find work” because he’s been “blacklisted” by Hollywood and is even selling his $10 million home to raise cash. GEORGE MICHAEL…