Tabla de contenidos para May 28, 2018 en Globe

LEGENDARY sex symbol Jane Fonda has had three hubbies and a bunch of romances, but she says she’s done with men – and retiring her love machine at age 80! The hottie, who began her career as space sexpot Barbarella, was a Playboy pinup and later donned a skin­clinging leotard as America’s fitness queen, is telling pals: “I’m not dating anymore. I’ve closed up shop down there.” The thrice­divorced star’s first hubby was French director and womanizer Roger Vadim, who cast her in Barbarella and had previously wed Brigitte Bardot. Jane also married political activist Tom Hayden and billionaire media kingpin Ted Turner. She recently broke up with music mogul Richard Perry, her beau of eight years who suffers from Parkinson’s. Once dubbed Hanoi Jane for her support of America’s…

COUNTRY BAND BLOWS ANTHEM Country music rebels LADY ANTEBELLUM wailed themselves into the Star-Spangled Banner Hall of Shame with an embarrassing national anthem blunder at a Nashville Predators hockey playoff. String-plucker CHARLES KELLEY missed the “o’er the ramparts we watched” line and plowed right into “were so gallantly streaming.” He realized his goof as the crowd and players burst into chuckles. Later, red-faced band members tweeted: “Welp, we’re human too, y’all!” Did they get paid for that? JOCK SQUASHES BEATLE JOHN! Bone-crushing defensive end CHRIS LONG is no Beatles fan. The Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl winner tweeted “JOHN LENNON WAS A BAD GUY” and backed it up by noting the peace-loving singer once admitted beating gals. In an explosive 1980 Playboy interview, Lennon confessed: “I hit women … I used…

ACTION star Josh Brolin is cementing his place as a Marvel movie legend. After once again bringing Titan warlord Thanos to life in Avengers: Infinity War, he takes on a new challenge in this month’s Deadpool 2. Brolin plays time traveling mutant Cable alongside Ryan Reynolds’ wise-cracking mercenary hero. Here are ten things you don’t know about 50-year-old Josh. 1 Brolin was bullied as a child. “I was a complete geek in school,” he recalls. “I was a stocky, awkward kid who got laughed off the tennis court when I tried that. Football? Forget it.” 2 He admits he stole cars when he was younger to buy drugs and confesses, “Most of those guys I grew up with – they’re all dead now.” 3 Josh’s first feature film role was in 1985’s The…

YELLOW-BELLY brute Darren Vann thought he was a big brave guy as he strangled seven gals he’d promised to pay for sex — but he sang like a canary and confessed to his cowardly killings when faced with the death penalty. The 47-year-old former Marine, who’d received an “other than honorable” discharge in 1993, pleaded guilty in exchange for cheating the executioner in a Crown Point, Ind., court earlier this month. He’s likely to be sentenced to rot behind bars for the rest of his life at a May 25 hearing. The slimy serial killer admitted strangling seven women — ranging in age from 19 to 53 — with electrical cords or rope in Gary and Hammond from August 2013 to October 2014. The fiend told cops he was furious…

A BIG stink has exploded in New Jersey after putrid piles of human poo were discovered on Holmdel High School’s sports fields — and a local school superintendent was busted for taking daily dumps during early morning runs on the track. The sticky situation began when Holmdel coaches said they were “finding human feces on a daily basis” on the school’s track and football field. After discovering eight mounds in a month, cops put up security cameras that were checked by school staff. They caught the phantom pooper dropping a load at 5:45 a.m. on April 30. “School staff monitored the area and was able to identify a subject responsible for the acts,” say cops. The culprit was exposed as Thomas Tramaglini, the 42-year-old superintendent of Kenilworth Public Schools, who…

A CRAZED female fan kidnapped William Shatner’s skivvies and held them for ransom. Star Trek’s iconic Captain Kirk reveals the woman said she’d only return his undies if he signed a bunch of memorabilia. “I was in a hotel and when I came back to my room, my underwear was gone,” says the 87-year-old Priceline hustler. “Somebody had been in my room and stole my underwear.” Shortly after, he got a call from a gal who said she’d meet him in the lobby where she insisted he sign a load of memorabilia in return for his briefs. When the furious star refused, telling her: “I’m not going to sign all that!” she opened her shirt and told him, “Well, sign this.” Shatner says he just grabbed his undies and ran. “I…

TALK about a Big Mac attack! Don Gorske, 64, wolfed down his 30,000th triple-decker burger – complete with secret sauce – at the same Fond du Lac, Wis., McDonald’s that started his record-setting binge in 1972. The former prison guard has eaten at least one Big Mac a day for 46 years – and confesses he’s “obsessive compulsive.” URINE trouble now! Aurora, Colo., resident Angelique Sanchez, 26, was cited for allegedly exploding a bottle of pee in a 7-Eleven store’s microwave. Cops say Sanchez was on her way to take a urine test for a job interview when the incident occurred. Her test was canceled. YUCK! Katie Holley, 29, awoke with a gigantic roach scratching inside her ear! The Melbourne, Fla., salesgal had to go to the hospital TWICE before docs fished…

HUEY LEWIS is struggling after an incurable disease suddenly destroyed most of his hearing and says, “I haven’t come to grips with the fact that I may never sing again.” The Huey Lewis and the News front man abruptly canceled the band’s 2018 tour dates last month after admitting he’s suffering from Meniere’s disease. “I can’t sing. I can’t hear music,” confesses the 67-year-old rocker. “I can do everything but what I love to do the most.”…

A TWISTED former Kentucky judge will likely die in jail after pleading guilty to using drugs, money and threats of jail to force teenaged girls into sexual slavery! A special prosecutor said evil 71-year-old pervert Tim Nolan targeted the teens, gave them drugs and threatened to withhold drugs or call authorities if they didn’t perform sex acts. According to one victim, the creep would buy her heroin and record her shooting up, cops say. Others claim Nolan paid them to have sex with other women! On May 4, the former Campbell County District Court judge was sentenced to 20 years behind bars on human trafficking charges and other sex crimes. At Nolan’s sentencing hearing, prosecutors read damning statements from his more than 20 teenaged victims, many of whom were under…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE BADLY hurt by two failed marriages, pop princess Britney Spears is dragging her feet over walking down the aisle with hunky trainer Sam Asghari until her marriage to the buff toyboy is okayed by a tarot card reader! A source says the 36-year-old songbird doesn’t want to be saying “Oops, I Did It Again,” like her hit 2000 tune, so she “keeps her spiritual counselor close in every aspect of her life. “She has a personal psychic who goes to her house and gives her predictions on love, work and family life — by reading the cards! “She won’t sign a contract or any deal without consulting. So she certainly won’t get married unless she sees the signs. “Britney’s been hurt before and she doesn’t want that to…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Although you’re talkative under the Gemini sun, Ram, be sure not to spill any secrets on Monday! Midweek, revisit a moneymaking idea you abandoned last year. New information could change your mind – and make you rich! Plan a weekend get-together for friends and family – you’re due some fun! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Be bold, be brave, be outspoken … but be polite. Acting like a bull in a china shop only alienates people! Luckily, Mercury’s meet with Neptune indicates everything you desire is heading your way – so be patient! Meanwhile, take time for organizing. It will lead to friendship or even new love. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Mercury joining the sun in your sign promises a period…

AFTER gaining an alarming ten pounds per week over two months, a 38-year-old Connecticut mom was diagnosed with a 132-pound ovarian tumor that required a risky five-hour surgery to remove! “When I met the patient, she was extremely malnourished because the tumor was sitting on her digestive tract, and she used a wheelchair because of the tumor’s weight,” says Dr. Vaagn Andikyan, who treated the woman. In February, 25 clinicians at Connecticut’s Danbury Hospital carefully excised the mammoth, noncancerous mass – that was days away from becoming deadly – and even managed to preserve the woman’s future fertility! After the gigantic growth and excess skin and fluids were removed, she was a stunning 185 pounds lighter! Andikyan says his patient – who asked not to be identified – is now…

ONLY IN GLOBE! CRIPPLED by pain and desperate to keep her vision, sitcom queen Roseanne Barr’s triumphant return to TV is being threatened by frighting health problems! Despite the huge success of her rebooted hit, Roseanne, the funny lady has been complaining her grueling rehearsal and filming schedule is causing a rapid decline in her physical condition. “Roseanne is alarmed by how badly her eyesight has deteriorated in recent years and is terrified she may soon lose her sight,” says a source. Her eye problems were originally diagnosed as incurable macular degeneration, but Roseanne now reveals doctors were wrong. She actually has “a mole on the inside of my eye that’s growing and that’s why my vision is narrowing.” She insists, “I’m not losing my eyesight” but concedes she may need…

ONLY IN GLOBE COMEDY legend Jerry Lewis’ personal mementos are set to hit the auction block, and his estranged sons — who were cut out of his will — are heartsick! “Whether you love or hate your father, it’s human nature to want a keepsake after he’s gone,” the late comic’s longtime pal and former manager, Rick Saphire, tells GLOBE. “Those kids deserve something!” According to his will, the rubber-faced funnyman — who died at age 91 last August — left all his “tangible personal property and household effects” to second wife Sandra “SanDee” Pitnick, and their adopted daughter, Danielle. They’re set to sell iconic items — including pricey jewelry and props from The Nutty Professor film — at Julien’s Auctions in Las Vegas on June 22. The sale is expected…

No Air songbird JORDIN SPARKS welcomed her first kid with model-hubby DANA ISAIAH. The boy’s name is Dana Jr. Game of Thrones giant HAFPÓR JÚLÍUS BJÖRNSSON, who played the The Mountain on the sword and sorcery series, is no fake. He just won the World’s Strongest Man title. Teen Wolf hunk COLTON HAYNES, 29, and florist-hubby JEFF LEATHAM, 46, called it quits just six months after getting hitched. Real Housewives of New Jersey honey DANIELLE STAUB wed MARTY CAFFREY on sunny Bimini. It’s her third knot-tie. Tiny Dyess, Ark., the home of the late country icon JOHNNY CASH, is now an official landmark in the National Register of Historic Places. Dancing with the Stars’ stunning hoofer CHERYL BURKE, 34, was thrilled when Mrs. Doubtfire actor MATTHEW LAWRENCE, 38, popped the question. She…

“I’LL fight to put Michael Skakel back in prison!” That’s the solemn vow of 85-year-old Dorothy Moxley – after a court voted to overturn the Kennedy cousin’s conviction for the murder of her daughter, Martha, in 1975. Martha, 15, was beaten to death with a golf club – a six-iron that belonged to Skakel’s then-recently deceased mother – on the night before Halloween. Skakel, then 15, was one of several suspects. But it wasn’t until 2000 that he was arrested and charged with Martha’s murder. A witness later testified, hearing Skakel say: “I’m going to get away with murder. I’m a Kennedy.” In 2002, after a dramatic trial, then-41-year-old Skakel – whose aunt Ethel is the widow of slain Sen. Robert F. Kennedy – was found guilty of Martha’s murder,…

LINDSAY WAGNER has jumped back into TV with a juicy part on Grey’s Anatomy! The former Bionic Woman made her debut earlier this month on the primetime hit as troubled Alex Karev’s mother. Grey’s Anatomy follows her February appearance on the big screen in the biblical drama Samson. After her ’70s heyday, Lindsay became a motivational speaker, but is now returning to her first love – acting. “I’m kind of being guided to come back,” says Lindsay, 68.…

OPIOIDS aren’t the best choice for relieving tooth pain! That’s the surprising conclusion of researchers who analyzed the results of hundreds of studies on the powerful – and addictive – drugs. Scientists at Case Western Reserve University School of Dental Medicine found over-the-counter medications are better at easing patients’ discomfort than narcotics. Ibuprofen and other antiinflammatory drugs provided longer-lasting relief, with less negative side effects than prescription pills. “No patient should go home in pain,” says Anita Aminoshariae, an associate professor at the university. “Opioids are sometimes the best option, but certainly should not be the first option. “Prescribing narcotics should be a last resort,” especially considering the nationwide opioid epidemic.”…

WEAK and Joni Mitchell is suffering from short-term memory loss and has packed on 60 pounds — causing pals to fear the end is near for the ailing folk icon! The 74-year-old Big Yellow Taxi legend was left physically wrecked after a 2015 brain bleed, and now medical experts, who have not treated the star, estimate she crushes the scales at a deadly 180 pounds! “It’s a miracle she’s even around,” says music critic David Yaffe, who penned Reckless Daughter: A Portrait of Joni Mitchell. The five-foot-six songbird had already been wracked by a recurrence of polio and was further tormented by Morgellons disease — a strange condition that makes sufferers feel like bugs are crawling underneath their skin — before being hit by the devastating brain aneurysm. Since then,…

PRESIDENT Lyndon B. Johnson masterminded the assassination of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. after FBI wiretaps caught the civil rights leader backing Robert F. Kennedy’s plan to unseat the incumbent commander-in-chief! That explosive claim comes from Dexter Scott King, whose father was murdered in the middle of the 1968 Democratic presidential primary campaign! “Based on the evidence I’ve been shown, I would think that it would be very difficult for something of this magnitude [King’s murder] to occur on LBJ’s watch and he not be privy to it,” Dexter says. “I am told that it was part and parcel of Army Intelligence, CIA and FBI.” MLK had repeatedly called for an end to the Vietnam War, firing up opposition to LBJ’s policy of escalating America’s involvement. After LBJ barely won…