Tabla de contenidos para June 6, 2016 en Globe

ACTRESS Susan Sarandon has sex on the brain! The gorgeous grandma, 69, even credits it with keeping her looking young! Asked to share her beauty secrets, the “Thelma & Louise” star doesn’t miss a beat: “Sex — that’s good for your skin, right?” she quips. The between-the-sheets talk comes just weeks after GLOBE revealed that Susan says she considered directing her own X-rated porn flick. Currently single Susan is mother to fellow actress Eva Amurri Martino, who is pregnant with her second child. But the gleeful grandma has plenty of tips to share. “To stay young and healthy, you need to weed out toxic things — and toxic people!” she says. “Oh, and laugh and have sex — if you’re lucky enough to find that — those are really important,…

A HEARTLESS teen who kidnapped his own 87-year-old greatgrandmother — and even considered killing her — has been smacked with nine years in the slammer for his despicable act! Amazingly, tough and tiny Washington great-granny Hazel Abel had kind words for bratty great-grandson Dylan Martin and his sidekick, Billy Underwood — who snatched her off her doorstep. “I can’t begin to tell you boys how sorry I am for what you’ve all been through these past few months,” Hazel said in court. “It could have ended so much worse than it did if you’d carried out the plans you had for me.” Those sinister plans unfolded last November as Hazel was about to watch “Dancing With the Stars” at her Kennewick home. The doorbell rang and when the senior opened…

DIAMONDS aren’t Sharon Stone’s best friend — and neither is luxury jeweler de Grisogono! A source says the delusional diva, 58, got ditched by the designer brand after she demanded $300,000, eight rooms at the Hôtel du Cap-Eden-Roc for a week and a private jet just to come to its swanky bash in Cannes, France. Kim Kardashian attended the party instead — in exchange for modeling gorgeous de Grisogono earrings that she gave back! Keep up with THAT, snooty Sharon!…

MAN-crazy actor John Travolta has been caught in another embarrassing scandal exposing his secret gay life, close pals reveal! Bombshell photos of the “macho” 62-year-old “Pulp Fiction” star dolled up in a blond wig, pink dress and full makeup have his wife in a tizzy, says a snitch. Kelly, 53, is upset John continues to “hide who he really is,” says the source who fears “her marriage is over.” “Kelly has put up with John’s sleazy double life for decades, but his behavior remained in the shadows.” The shocking images showcase a very different side of the “Urban Cowboy,” who’s wearing glossy pink lipstick and eyeliner in the snaps. The stunning pics taken in 1997 — six years into his marriage — offer more proof of the actor’s dark secret…

FED-UP Sharon Osbourne ordered her twotiming rocker hubby into sex rehab in a last-ditch bid to save their marriage. “The Talk” co-host wants womanizing, 67-year-old Ozzy Osbourne to check into the high-end Mississippi clinic that treated golf playboy Tiger Woods, who was also caught cheating! “Sharon has spoken to a divorce lawyer and she is still mad as hell,” a source dishes. “But she believes they can eventually recover from this if he is prepared to get proper help.” The 63-year-old grandma “also wants them to attend marriage counseling,” the source adds. Sharon tearfully revealed her heartbreak on a TV segment, saying, “I can’t keep living like this.” She’d previously caught the Black Sabbath frontman bedding two of their nannies in separate incidents at their home — but she says…

GRAMMY-winning crooner Michael Bublé is undergoing serious surgery on his vocal cords, and friends fear he’ll never sing again! Michael, whose hits include “Haven’t Met You Yet” and “Home,” announced the mysterious procedure to fans on the internet without giving any precise details on why he is going under the knife. “I am bowing out of some upcoming events due to pending vocal cord surgery, which will require a period of time for me to rest and recover,” the 40-year-old singer says in the troubling update. “No talking or singing for a while, but my doctors expect a complete recovery. “Thank you in advance for your prayers and good wishes.” Word of the surgery sent stunned friends and fans into a panic! “This is a guy who has been blessed…

AIRPORT security lines are so long and slow — passengers thought one man waiting to board a plane had actually died! Fortunately, the rotting, wheelchair bound man sitting in the TSA line at Atlanta International Airport wasn’t what he appeared. The corpse was a frighteningly realistic prop from the 2003 slasher flick “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”! However, even he had to go through the hellish screening process! And maybe it’s lucky he wasn’t alive to endure the horror. Due to a shortage of qualified workers, TSA lines are a nightmare, especially in Chicago where passengers at both airports have just been advised to arrive at least THREE hours before their flights — and nearly 500 people missed their planes altogether! It’s going to get just as grim at other major…

NO CHARGE CHARLIE! TROUBLE magnet Charlie Sheen can add being sued by creditors to his laundry list of problems! The HIV-positive loose cannon has an outstanding balance of a whopping $287,879.28 on his AMEX card, and the company wants their cash ASAP! What’s more, he should’ve paid up on March 12 — and his late fees alone total $ 8,357.69! Is the notorious bad boy worried? Nah. “If I was AMEX, I’d be suing me too!” Charlie was heard to say. SHE’S UDDERLY RIDICULOUS! NEW mother Chrissy Teigen is feeling used by her own baby! The 30-year-old model, who gave birth to beautiful daughter Luna on April 14, says she feels like a cow every time she breast-feeds. “They just use you for your milk, and you just feel like…

“X-MEN: Apocalypse” star JAMES MCAVOY and wife of nine yearof years ANNE-MARIE DUFF are set to divorce. Meanwhile, surprise, surprise: “Superman” HENRY CAVILL, 33, and 19-year-old college student TARA KING have called it quits after less than a year together. Baby Kardashian KYLIE JENNER and rapper boyfriend TYGA claim they’ve split for good. We’re not holding our breath ... Celebrity chef GORDON RAMSAY and wife TANA RAMSAY are expecting their fifth child. Season 15 “Bachelor” contestant ASHLEY SPIVEY tied the knot with boyfriend STEVEN HUNSBERGER on May 14. Sorry, ladies! CHRIS EVANS is off the market. The “Captain America” actor is dating comedienne JENNY SLATE. “The Wire” actor WENDELL PIERCE had a crime drama of his own when he was arrested for simple battery after assaulting a woman during a…

ACTOR Dax Shepard got snippy after wife Kristsnippy Kristen Bell had a pregnancy scare! “I had a vasectomy, and Kristen was not thrilled that I did it so quickly,” Dax admits. “But I’m a man of action.” The 41-year-old funnyman and “House of Lies” star Kristen, 35, already have two daughters, 3-year-old Lincoln and 17-month-old Delta, and Dax thinks that’s plenty! So the idea Kristen was knocked up again terrified Dax. “I was like, ‘We’re going to turn into ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8’ or something.’ We already have no life!” he confesses. “For eight hours I was, like, imagining my life with all these kids.” Two days later, he went in for the procedure and took himself out of the equation. “The great news is I’m sterile,” Dax cheers.…

O.J. SIMPSON’s loyal pal Al “A.C.” Cowlings is a lady-killer, too! Al, the wheelman in O.J.’s infamous white Bronco slowspeed chase, was secretly married more than 20 years ago — and nobody knew! Now GLOBE can reveal silent Al tied the knot with magazine model Marion T. Lahood during a hush-hush Las Vegas ceremony in July 1993, according to documents. Incredibly, Al kept his newlywed status under wraps during the media firestorm surrounding him after pal O.J. was arrested for the vicious double murder of his former wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend, Ron Goldman. At the time, Al was linked to X-rated beauty Jennifer Peace, who said Al fielded a hysterical call from O.J. the day of the murder to confess to the grisly June 12, 1994 attack.…

BEAUTY queen Shanna Moakler got huge bang for her buck — undergoing FOUR cosmetic surgery procedures in ONE day! The former Miss USA, 41, admits she visited a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon for liposuction, cellulite removal, butt enhancement — and to laser off a wrist tattoo of her rocker ex-husband Travis Barker’s name. She even recycled! The fat from her lipo was injected into her tush! Confessing she’s always worried “about my thighs and my booty,” reshined Shanna says women shouldn’t be “ashamed to make changes to their body.”…

COLORING CONTEST Color in ‘Cheers’ and win cash! WIN $500 How to enter GLOBE coloring contest #23 Color in the black-and-white image and give it your best artistic flair! Fill out the coupon at left, cut along the dotted lines and mail in your masterpiece! Entries MUST be sent to the listed P.O. Box 7019 to be eligible for the $500 prize. All entries must be received by June 21, 2016. Winners will be selected at random on June 22, 2016 — from all complete entries received by the deadline — and revealed in the July 11, 2016 issue. No purchase necessary. Open to all U.S. residents 18 years and older. Winners agree to publication and/or display of their name, address, likeness and entry form to be made at GLOBE’s…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Are you giving everything you’ve got and still not getting what you deserve, Ram? With the sun in Gemini, ease up and let the natural course of events take place — in both money and love matters! Work off frustration with a brisk walk! New — and bold — food choices put you on the path to great health! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Tune out those who say a relationship is anything but perfect — a romance begun under the Cancer moon promises decades of happiness. Don’t let a minor incident with someone in authority become a big problem. Turn the other cheek! Give generously Sunday — money or time. You’ll be glad later! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Take a…

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‘ONE LIFE TO LIVE’ ALUM LANDS NEW GIG JAMES DePaiva, who played the popular Max Holden on “One Life to Live,” has joined the web series “The Bay,” which debuts on Amazon Prime later this year. However, he says there was a downside to filming — missing out on the hottest ticket on Broadway. “Kassie (DePaiva’s wife) and I were waiting to get tickets to see Renée Elise Goldsberry (ex-Evangeline, ‘OLTL’) in ‘Hamilton,’ ” says DePaiva. “The tickets came through and they were for a night when I would be in California shooting ‘The Bay.’ I chose to (stay in Los Angeles), and I don’t regret that decision at all. My daughter Dreama went with Kassie. I’m hoping to see Renée while she’s in the show later.” JUSTIN HARTLEY OFF…

RHONDA Stapley is one of the luckiest gals alive — as a coed she escaped the clutches of ferocious serial killer Ted Bundy, who slaughtered at least 28 women! Clean-cut Bundy picked up Rhonda on Oct. 11, 1974, in the same way he did most of his victims — while cruising in his Volkswagen Beetle. Then a 21-year-old pharmacy student at the University of Utah, she was waiting for a bus on a Salt Lake City street when he pulled up, grinned and offered her a ride. Rhonda was wary of strangers, but he had “a friendly and inviting smile” and looked like “the boy next door,” she writes in her shocking memoir, “I Survived Ted Bundy: The Attack, Escape & PTSD.” Once in the car, he drove to a…

GREEDY golfer Phil “Lefty” Mickelson has to putt up or shut up — and pay back nearly a million dollars that lawmen say he made on an illegal stock tip! Now the 45-year-old golfer with a squeaky-clean rep — who makes $30 million a year in endorsement deals with the likes of Barclays Bank, Exxon, Rolex and Amgen/Pfizer — may lose everything! “Lefty has pulled a Tiger Woods in that the lucrative deals he’s made with various companies over his illustrious career could dry up in the wake of this scandal,” a golfing insider tells GLOBE. Philanderer Tiger lost lucrative promotional deals when his affairs were exposed in 2009. Mickelson’s missteps are worse, GLOBE spies say, because the notorious gambler messed with money instead of love! “Corporate America doesn’t want…

STUNNING starlet SOPHIA LOREN, 20, had just gotten her breakthrough in the Italian flick “Aida” when she posed for this publicity shot in November 1954. The young beauty confided that her dream was to go to Hollywood. Her wish came true three years later when she starred in the Hollywood movies “Boy on a Dolphin” with Alan Ladd and “The Pride and the Passion” with Frank Sinatra and Cary Grant. She made such an impression on Cary that he later asked her to marry him. She turned him down, but remained his close friend. The screen goddess also made an impression on Tinseltown, becoming the first actor to win an Oscar for a foreign film with “Two Women.” Now, even at 81, she’s still a dish.…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE ‘In a few years, she’ll look like Harvey Korman in drag!’ BOMBSHELL “Dukes of Hazzard” blonde Jessica Simpson appears to have boosted her bosom to freakish proportions — but a top expert says the 5-foot-3 babe is in for a big letdown! After studying before and after photos of the overinflated doll, plastic surgeon Dr. Lyle Back estimates Jessica’s 38EE breasts are now sporting an 800cc implant, “which is the biggest made.” And that’s not a good thing, he says. “They’re too big. She looks like a cage holding back a pair of wild animals ready to escape,” the doc dishes. “To be honest, getting enhancements that large on such a small frame looks like a desperate plea for attention.” In a few years, she’ll be getting another…

JLAW’S STRICTLY FROM HUNGER! Yikes! “Hunger Games” archer JENNIFER LAWRENCE is a total loser! The actress shot herself in the foot when approaching HARRISON FORD and “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” director J.J. ABRAMS at a star-studded Hollywood party. She sidled up to the heavyweights at the bash, busting out some dorky dance moves. They stared back in horror. “I realized while I was dancing, ‘They have no idea who I am!’ So I turned around and walked back,” says the humiliated 25-year-old. Ouch! ALL BETS ARE OFF ON BOND! Forget playing the ponies! British bookies have been taking wagers on who’ll be the next movie 007! But a massive spike in bets on “Avengers” actor TOM HIDDLESTON forced bookies to stop taking action! A bookmaker says some bets were…

MORNING gab queen Kelly Ripa’s come a long way from being Regis Philbin’s sidekick! The 45-yearold blond cutie is a daytime powerhouse in her own right — in more ways than one! From her beginning in soaps to the one thing she’ll never give up and her ballsy Botox admission, here are 10 things you didn’t know about Kelly. 1. Kelly’s a born-andbred Jersey girl. 2. “I’m exactly 64 inches, which I know from my life insurance exam,” the petite power says. 3. Her first big acting gig, as “All My Children’s” Hayley Vaughan in 1990, lasted 12 years! 4. She met husband Mark Consuelos on the soap — he played her on-screen love interest and eventual husband, Mateo Santos. 5. “I will never give up cheese!” the skinny-mini actress…

5/10 PARIS HILTON I guess this is what happens when the Hilton Hotels have some extra shower curtains. 3/10 DIANE KRUGER Diane’s dress spent a little too much time in the lemon wedge cutter. 2/10 ALICIA KEYS All Alicia needs is a banana and she can be the next Miss Chiquita! 10/10 NAOMI WATTS Naomi always gets it right! The slender actress showcased her phenomenal figure in a silver, sparkled-fitted dress. 3/10 JULIE BOWEN Julie is totally “Lost”! Can someone please direct her back to the farm? 9/10 AMAL CLOONEY Glamorous and fabulous! Amal stunned in a yellow chiffon one-shoulder gown and coral earrings. 1/10 JANE FONDA “Beat It,” Jane! There will only ever be one Michael Jackson. 4/10 SUSAN SARANDON Ahoy, matey! We have a scurvy pirate on board.…

Medical news YOU can use! A VACCINE to combat one of the world’s most devastating diseases — malaria — may soon be within reach! The disease, transmitted by mosquitoes who carry dangerous parasites, sickens hundreds of millions of people every year, killing more than 500,000 annually. Tests of an experimental malaria vaccine overseen by the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) protected participants for up to 12 months at a 55 percent success rate. “These results are very important,” says researcher Kirsten Lyke. “Malaria has such a devastating effect on children, especially in Africa.” The breakthrough vaccine contains thousands of live malaria parasites harvested from the salivary glands of mosquitoes that have been blasted by radiation. The parasites then create an immune response but don’t stay in the…

BLINDSIDED BONNIE’S HUBBY HEARTACHE! A “Total Eclipse of the Heart” is in store for rocker Bonnie Tyler — after a devoted fan confessed to sleeping with Bonnie’s husband of 43 years! Meghann Pernot, 25, didn’t just run Bonnie’s website — she says she ran off with husband Robert Sullivan, 67, for weekly hotel trysts during a steamy 18-month affair! The duo even traded sordid text messages, but the guilt got to Meghann and she finally confessed. “Bonnie didn’t suspect anything — because she trusted me,” says Meghann. DON’T EVER DIE IN ITALY! LATE “Sopranos” star James Gandolfini’s $3,000 watch was stolen from his wrist by a paramedic — as he lay dying in Italy! EMT Claudio Bevilacqua, 43, has been charged with swiping the pricey Submariner timepiece from the burly…

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