CLIPPING one’s nails … a necessary evil, I suppose; and what a luxury! There’s just something special about, after discovering that your claws have – seemingly overnight – grown to an ugly length, feeling them trimmed and tidy again.
I have to admit that, as a man, I cannot understand why some folk either grow their nails or apply synthetic nails. I am not criticising, I am just saying that I don’t understand it. To me, though the attraction may be that it may look fashionable, I just believe that it’s not practical. I am certain that it prevents one from doing many simple, everyday, necessary tasks. One of those jobs involves toilet paper.
Also, Freddy Krueger gave me many sleepless nights, and when I see long nails, my mind…