Globe August 7, 2023

WHALE HO! Blubbery Oscar winner BRENDAN FRASER is in danger of losing his trunks — despite his protruding potbelly TWIST & SNOUT Pink-haired FLORENCE PUGH scratches her sniffer as the picky starlet walks the red carpet in her native England TALKING TURKEY FRAN DRESCHER sticks her neck out as president of the Screen Actors Guild — but The Nanny’s weird wattle is for the birds! OUTTA GAS JAY LENO — late-night legend and longtime car geek — looks like he’s running on empty in Burbank FORE-GET ABOUT IT Mafia Mamma’s TONI COLLETTE bares her bikini bod in Italy — but the 50-year-old’s wrinkled forehead keeps the cougar from being the cat’s meow ON BORED Hollywood hunk BRAD PITT catches a tennis match in London — but no amount of racket…

ODDFATHER Al Pacino’s baby mama Noor Alfallah is piling on pressure to tie the knot after delivering their infant son Roman, but the 83-year-old dad is telling the 29-year-old beauty no dice! Sources snitch The Godfather legend’s refusal to make the aspiring filmmaker his Mrs. is fraying their already troubled romance. “He doesn’t want to marry her and made that clear in the beginning, but she’s pushing him to do the right thing, and, for him, that’s keeping the status quo,” spills an insider. “He’ll support her and the baby, put money in trust for Roman’s education and be there as much as he can. “She calls him flaky, but Al just doesn’t want a piece of paper dictating his life.” The movie legend rocked Tinseltown when he confirmed Noor delivered…

TROUBLED Princess Charlene — Monaco’s runaway royal — has pulled another vanishing act and hasn’t appeared in public for nearly three weeks! Prince Albert’s sad-eyed wife of 12 years was nowhere in sight as the 65-year-old ruler attended a recent screening of Rainier III by Himself, a documentary about his late father. But tongues were seriously wagging when former athlete Charlene, 45, skipped Wimbledon — while Albert attended the tennis event with Melanie-Antoinette Costello de Massy, his spouse’s closest confidante! Costello de Massy, 38, is the daughter of Albert’s cousin Elizabeth and was glued to Charlene’s side during her recent return to palace duties in April after a prolonged absence. As GLOBE previously reported, the onetime South African Olympic swimmer bolted back to her home country in 2021 after a…

HEARTBROKEN Morgan Fairchild is inconsolable after the death of Mark Seiler — her fiancé and partner of 36 years — and the crushed Falcon Crest beauty now regrets never marrying the man she considered the love of her life, insiders spill. “Morgan is devastated. Mark was her everything,” confides a longtime friend. “She doesn’t know what she’ll do without him. In hindsight, she wishes they’d tied the knot.” The Flamingo Road stunner recently revealed Mark, who’d endured the neurological disorder Parkinson’s disease since 2016, appeared to succumb to “long COVID” at age 73 on July 7 after his third bout with the dangerous bug. As emotional Morgan, 73, shared the news, she begged fans, “Hold your loved ones close.” The soap vixen had earlier shared her angst over being apart from…

GILGO Beach Serial Killer suspect Rex Heuermann is a twisted sadist, hooked on child and torture porn, who preyed on prostitutes the same age as his daughter and got more sick kicks by taunting heartbroken members of victims’ families, law enforcement sources say. Now an extensive GLOBE investigation takes you inside the fiendish mind of the 59-year-old architect and married dad of two who is charged with murdering Melissa Barthelemy, 24, Megan Waterman, 22, and Amber Costello, 27, and is the “prime suspect” in the death of Maureen Brainard-Barnes, 25, whose bodies were dumped on New York’s Long Island. In all, Heuermann is being probed for at least 11 slayings over a 15-year span while he hid in plain sight, conducting his design business as usual while prowling for fresh…

HOT-TO-TROT Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are spicing up their sex life by building a private playpen for sizzling romps out of the sight of their kids in their new L.A. mansion, spies squeal. The 50-year-old Batman beefcake and his 54-year-old Latina bride plunked down $60 million on a massive Beverly Hills mansion — with 12 bedrooms and two dozen bathrooms — in May and wasted no time adding a secret sex den that’s off-limits to their blended family, according to sources. Affleck shares Violet, 17, Seraphina, 14, and Samuel, 11, with his ex, Jennifer Garner, while Lopez is mom to 14-year-old twins Max and Emme by her ex Marc Anthony — “and with all these kids at the house, that can definitely get in the way of their adult…