Table of contents for January 10, 2022 in Globe

DESPERATE to win back estranged wife Kim Kardashian, Kanye “Ye” West is collecting a harem of hot models to boost his battered ego and make his ex jealous, spies dish. The 44-year-old rapper figures surrounding himself with a slew of stunners will make Kim, 41, regret kicking him to the curb, so “he has friends and associates discreetly scouring for eligible, hot model types who can drop everything for him whenever he wants company or a piece of arm candy,” spills a source. “They’ll be required to sign nondisclosure agreements, but Kanye figures he’s offering them a ticket to his world and access to his genius so the girls will benefit as much as he will.” As GLOBE previously reported, sources say the heartbroken Yeezy fashion designer has been plunged into…

It’s come together for JOHN LENNON’s widow, YOKO ONO, who’s become a superstar again at age 88 — thanks to Disney’s biblically long three-part documentary, The Beatles: Get Back. “I was seeing intimate, long-lost footage of the world’s most famous band preparing for its final performance, and I couldn’t stop watching Yoko Ono sitting around, doing nothing,” blabs one reviewer. “Seriously, it’s somehow weirdly riveting watching the famed performance artist, mindlessly leafing through a magazine or sitting silently up against John while the Beatles rehearse.” But what most don’t know is that the woman oft blamed for breaking up the famous band has been secretly connecting with fans for ages. Reveals one media pro: “True story: When I was 14 I wrote Yoko Ono a letter to let her know…

NOTORIOUS excon O.J. Simpson is a “completely free man” after being let off eight weeks early from parole supervision due to good behavior following his nine-year stint behind bars, according to his lawyer Malcolm LaVergne. The disgraced football great, 74, who was sensationally acquitted in 1995 of killing ex-wife Nicole Brown and pal Ron Goldman, was sprung from the big house four years ago following his 2008 conviction for robbery, kidnapping and assault in Nevada.…

GRANDMA Francill White is accused of being a smashand-grab thief who teamed with her daughter and three others to loot $1 million in designer loot from upscale San Francisco shops! Cops charge the flamboyant 53-year-old veteran crook is such a showoff, she posted pics in a ritzy Louis Vuitton COVID mask and sitting astride a Harley-Davidson motorcycle holding fistfuls of cash. Her past includes spending at least two years in the slammer for thefts in 1989 and 1993, police say. White, her daughter Kimberly Cherry, 28, Tomiko Miller, 23, and convicted drug dealer Ivan Speed, 34, were busted for smash-and-grab raids on ritzy Union Square shops on Nov. 19, according to cops. They’re charged with four felony counts of looting during a state of emergency, second-degree commercial burglary, grand theft and…

PLUS: CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 20 Keep eye on cash & health! GETTING finances into better shape is a priority for the new year and January’s Cancer full moon puts the focus on ways to cut back household expenses without feeling deprived! In March, Rams look for a new source of income from a partnership with a relative or friend. You’ll see steady cash gains for the rest of the year! Ask someone you’ve long admired to join you at an Independence Day party. It could lead to romantic fireworks if you’re single, or a fabulous friendship if already partnered. August is a wonderful month to take up a new hobby and September stars spotlight a fun buddy-system exercise routine! Take care of health matters in fall — catch…

SPAIN’s womanizing King Juan Carlos has beaten a corruption kickback case that claimed he raked in a whopping $100 million in payoffs over a railroad construction deal. Swiss prosecutors dropped their probe into the bribery scheme after being unable to find evidence Saudi Arabia’s late King Abdullah shoveled loot into an account for Juan Carlos in 2008 so Spanish rail firms would build a high-speed line from Medina to Mecca. Prosecutors say they couldn’t find a “sufficient” link between the slush fund account and the train contract. However, Juan Carlos later transferred the dough from the Swiss bank to a Bahamas account of his former mistress, sources say. The 84-year-old disgraced king took the throne in 1975, but abdicated in 2014 amid financial scandals. The father of three with wife Princess…

CHESTY Mariah Carey is moaning about her heavy boobs causing her physical agony — and insiders tell GLOBE the songbird’s plotting to downsize her assets in the new year! Sources say the vexed vixen, 52, is tired of squeezing her plus-sized curves into tight dresses — and Mariah’s melons are also straining her back. As a solution, the All I Want for Christmas Is You singer is now consulting with top Beverly Hills medics about reeling back her boobs a couple of sizes, spies dish. “This is not a case of Mariah feeling unhappy with her weight. She’s very happy with her voluptuous frame right now and has embraced a healthy and balanced lifestyle for years,” spills an insider. “Her issue is with her boobs, which are extremely heavy and…

KATHIE LEE GIFFORD, 68, is going to be a granny! Son CODY GIFFORD, 31, and wife ERIKA are expecting their first. “I am over a blue or pink moon! I don’t care which,” gushes the former Today host, who is now known as Glam-ma. Country power pair TRISHA YEARWOOD, 57, and GARTH BROOKS, 59, celebrate 16 years of wedded bliss. “Happy Sweet Sixteen, Mr. Yearwood!” posts the cheeky She’s in Love with the Boy chart-topper. It’s coconuts, but TOM CRUISE reportedly flew his private jet from L.A. to London loaded with 300 of his fave L.A. bakery’s coconut cakes — a yummy gift for his Mission: Impossible film crew. Emergency appendicitis surgery forced former The View host SHERRI SHEPHERD, 54, to bow out of hosting The Wendy Williams Show. PARK SO…

REALITY show grease monkey Richard Rawlings just scooped up the 1949 motorcycle ridden by The Fonz on TV’s iconic Happy Days for a hot $231,562 — twice what it was expected to fetch. The 52-year-old star of the justcanceled Fast N’ Loud car restoration show says he bought the bike at an auction themed for actor Henry Winkler, who played Fonzie, to honor his dad, Ray, who’s battling Alzheimer’s. As a kid in the ’70s, he fondly recalls how he and his father would watch the sitcom together.…

PORN stars make extra bucks selling their old panties, but reality beauty Stephanie Matto is pulling in more than $50,000 A WEEK for her stinky sideline — selling her fanny gas in jars! The 31-year-old beauty has traded her 90 Day Fiancé appearance for an X-rated subscription site called Unfiltrd and discovered a small, but money-spinning market for her very personal mementoes. “Working on my own adultfriendly platform these past few months has made me very aware of the different types of niches and markets that are out there,” she says. “Over the years, I’ve gotten a few messages from men and women wanting to buy my worn bras, panties, hair, bath water, etc.” But the product that folks wanted really stinks — her farts. At first, she “thought it’d…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 The week kicks off with a desire for emotional clarity. Make your feelings known and you’ll get the answer. Mercury in Aquarius adds fun to your weekend plans but beware the retrograde arriving Friday — things may go awry. A pal proposes a novel business idea. Ask a savvy Earth sign for advice. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Flighty Twins are grounded this week thanks to the Capricorn sun. Make the most of it by working on your financial planning for the new year ahead. An unexpected chance for adventure arises Wednesday — seize the day. Sticking to the rules may be tricky Saturday. Do your best to stay out of trouble. LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 Feeling glum now that the…

Fatties face thyroid cancer ✚ TODAY’S obesity levels may be responsible for thousands of life-threatening thyroid cancers over the next decade, warn researchers in Australia. Dr. Maarit Laaksonen, of Sydney’s University of New South Wales, explains carrying excess flab is currently connected to two in five thyroid cancers in guys and one in ten cases in gals. “Our findings add evidence to the urgent need to halt and reverse the current global trend in weight gain,” says the biostatistician. Wine linked to dementia ✚ DRINKING just four glasses of wine a week can dramatically raise the risk of developing dementia, according to researchers. Scientists at King’s College London tracked 15,000 subjects aged 50 and older for two years. They say folks who swilled multiple glasses of vino — or four…

OUTRAGED animal lovers are putting the bite on America’s vaccine czar Dr. Anthony Fauci because his National Institutes of Health uses taxpayer money to finance horrific experiments on helpless dogs! After 24 members of Congress slammed the torture conducted in the name of science, animal lovers are calling for Fauci to resign and to be arrested! “Fauci should be locked up for animal abuse and crimes against humanity,” says an outraged Twitter user. In a letter to Fauci’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), South Carolina Rep. Nancy Mace and 23 colleagues say they have “grave concerns about reports of costly, cruel, and unnecessary taxpayer-funded experiments on dogs.” Now a damning report by the White Coat Waste Project claims NIAID, which Fauci has headed for nearly four decades,…

CHINA developed the COVID virus as a vicious bioweapon — and now more than 800,000 Americans are dead as Beijing thumbs its nose at the world! Top researchers and intelligence experts have publicly outed China’s rogue regime for burying the truth about the killer bug’s origins and covering up the virus escaped from a Wuhan weapons lab. Harvard molecular biologist Dr. Alina Chan detailed her bombshell findings to Britain’s official Science and Technology Select Committee, noting researchers who know the truth are being muzzled by the Chinese! Chan believes all signs point to the Wuhan lab as the virus’ starting point — but testified, “It’s not safe for people who know about the origin of the pandemic to come forward. “We have heard from many top virologists that a genetically…

BABY-FACED Brit Tom Holland has gone for his third spin as the leading man in a Marvel movie with the recently released Spider-Man: No Way Home. The flick follows his multiple appearances as the web-slinger in the Avengers film franchise and sees him battling scenerychewing Willem Dafoe’s Green Goblin. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 25-year-old performer. 1 He’s the oldest of four children and has three brothers — Paddy and twins Harry and Sam. 2 When he was a kid, he had Spider-Man bedsheets. 3 He credits Janet Jackson’s music with putting him on the path to dance lessons and explains, “WhenI was a baby, one of her songs used to send me into a dancing frenzy. My mom thought I had natural rhythm, so she…

GOVERNMENT ethics officials have ordered disgraced former Gov. Andrew Cuomo to pay the state of New York the $5.1 million he raked in for his book, which patted himself on the back for how he handled the COVID pandemic. By a 12 to 1 vote, the New York ethics board concluded Cuomo, who resigned Aug. 10 following a slew of sexual harassment charges, used state resources and staffers for the project and the profits must be repaid in 30 days. Meanwhile, Cuomo sources say the ousted politician only collected about $1.5 million after taxes for American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic. The sources say Cuomo, who insists he’s done nothing wrong, donated a third to a charity and put the rest into trust funds for his three adult…

FIRST gas and oil, now a cream cheese shortage is plaguing America, with bagel shops and cheesecake factories in New York City and other areas running out of the tasty spread! Experts blame the crisis on truckers, not cows. KENTUCKY hairdresser Gara Sullivan, 29, swears she fell asleep after a boozy holiday party and woke to discover her pet guinea pig, Dixie, chewed off her hair in a “jealous” rage. SHRIEK of Araby! More than 40 camels were tossed from a Saudi animal beauty contest offering a $65 million prize when the critters’ rulebreaking plastic surgery, muscle enhancements and Botox injections were exposed! OGDEN, Utah, mom Ana Oosterhouse’s hairdo was turned into a torch by a birthday cake at a joint bash for seven-year-old son Hunter. Ana, 34, escaped serious injury —…