Globe October 10, 2016

BLINDSIDED! Seems as though Oscar-winning veteran actress VANESSA REDGRAVE is preparing for her most famous role yet: Danger Mouse! WHAT’S THE MEAL? Looks like breakfast in Malibu is on JERRY SEINFELD! Ew. MOVING ON UP Cutie JENNIFER GARNER was spotted hauling a big box after school with her daughters — hope it’s the last of BEN AFFLECK’s stuff! OH, BUOY! Looks like someone released the Kraken! No, wait, this sea monster is scaryskinny DONATELLA VERSACE — not the beast from Clash of the Titans ! SATURDAY NIGHT WEAVER JOHN TRAVOLTA’s lush locks definitely cut it as a rug! Wonder if he used Hairspray? PICK YOUR PUNCHES There is no booger that Creed star MICHAEL B. JORDAN can’t take out in the first round!…

SCIENTOLOGY poster boy Tom Cruise is pulling out all the stops to lure superstar Mariah Carey and her billionaire hubby-to-be James Packer into his weird space cult! “After all the recent high profile celebrity defections, landing Mariah and James would be a major coup,” says a show biz insider. “But it ain’t gonna happen. Tom’s been barking up that tree for years without any sort of success.” The cult’s bigwigs targeted Australian Packer, one of the world’s most influential businessmen, before he even met Mariah. Their sinister scheme is exposed in the newly released book, Fair Game: The Incredible Untold Story of Scientology in Australia. Author Steve Cannane charges Packer was labeled a “top priority” by church kingpins and underwent “auditing from top Scientology personnel.” Cruise’s even let the fatcat…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE COUNTRY charmer Blake Shelton’s plans for a Las Vegas wedding and a test-tube baby with Gwen Stefani has hit a big snag — at least for now! The bad boy had a secret rendezvous with ex-wife Miranda Lambert and poured out his heart about how much he missed her, friends say. The 40-year-old mentor from NBC’s hit talent competition The Voice got cozy with his ex during a Nashville gala while Gwen, 46, was thousands of miles away in L.A. Miranda’s boyfriend, Anderson East, was nowhere to be seen either, insiders say. When Gwen finds out, she’ll got nuts, says a friend. “Gwen has always been insecure and jealous over Blake’s womanizing ways, but she’s going to be crushed when she learns he and Miranda are getting chummy…

GLOBE WORLD EXCLUSIVE! LITTLE beauty queen Jon-Benet Ramsey’s father confessed to police he’s to blame for the 6-year-old’s death – but lied about her big brother’s whereabouts the night she was killed! In shocking secret videotapes of John Ramsey’s three-day interrogation by Colorado lawmen obtained by GLOBE, the heartsick father covered up what his then 9-year-old son Burke was doing before JonBenet’s battered body was discovered in the basement of the family’s Boulder home. On the 1998 interrogation tape, Burke’s father claims it’s “obvious” JonBenet was murdered by “an intruder” angry over his company’s $1 billion success and blames himself for “thinking about security” but not carrying through with the idea. While discussing what happened after his wife, Patsy, found a bizarre three-page ransom note claiming JonBenet was kidnapped, John…

DALLAS has literally gone to the dogs — and terrified Texans are hiding behind locked doors as packs of killer canines prowl the streets! Literally, no one is safe from the hell hounds that ripped apart helpless Antoinette Brown while neighbors listened to her screams — but were too afraid to confront the snarling, savage beasts that rule the streets. “She’s out there begging for somebody to help her,” frightened neighbor Jackie Humphrey told a 911 dispatcher. “She’s moaning and groaning: ‘Somebody help me! Help me!’ but I’m scared to go outside.” Nearly 20 minutes later, ANOTHER 911 call came from a man named Kenneth who told police Antoinette was STILL being attacked by at least four demon dogs. “She’s in the field laying down, calling for help. I can’t…

SCHEMING Prince Charles and his powerful backers in Britain’s secret services planted listening devices in his son William’s homes to dig up dirt that will prevent the young royal from becoming the next king! After government officials uncovered Charles’ plot to defy his mother, Queen Elizabeth, and seize the crown from her handpicked heir, security teams discovered the electronic bugs while sweeping the residences William shares with wife Kate — London’s Kensington Palace and suburban Anmer Hall. “The phones were tapped and the rooms were bugged,” says a royal insider. “At first, a foreign government was suspected. But that was quickly discounted because only people with top security clearance can gain access to William and Kate’s quarters. “Finally, the devices were traced to agents assigned to Charles and his wife,…