Table of contents for Jan-11-16 in Globe

FORMER first daughter CHELSEA CLINTON is pregnant with her second child! Hurray! It’s a girl for 56-yearold comedian TOM ARNOLD and his wife ASHLEY GROUSSMAN. Congrats to them! Also on the baby front — a boy for “Good Morning America” meteorologist GINGER ZEE and her husband, reporter BEN AARON. Happy hookup to model GIGI HADID and singer boyfriend ZAYN MALIK, who made their pairing official with their first Instagram photo! Country warbler REBA MCENTIRE’s divorce from hubby of 26 years NARVEL BLACKSTOCK has finally gone public. The twosome split last october, but kept it on the downlow until now. Bummer. Sympathy to former president JIMMY CARTER, who lost druggie grandson Jeremy to a freak incident in which the 28-year-old’s heart stopped. “One Life to Live” star PATRICIA ELLIOTT, who played…

HER rocky relationships with baby daddies Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry have grabbed recent headlines, but hottie Halle Berry has been making industry news for decades. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about the 49-year-old beauty queen and award winner who has a serious illness, a business venture that smells like success — and a fetish for footwear. 1. She loves shoes. “I have hundreds,” she says. “I keep them on display out of boxes — otherwise I’d forget I had them.” 2. She has diabetes, which she manages with exercise and a balanced diet. 3. She had a bit part in Spike Lee’s “Jungle Fever” as a junkie named Vivian. 4. Her parents named her after Halle Brothers department store in their hometown of Cleveland, Ohio. 5. Halle…

ARIES March 21 - April 20  You can be stubborn and inflexible, Ram, and although Mars in Scorpio encourages you to stand your ground, it’s better to make a small concession now and avoid a blowup with a coworker or your partner. Friday brings news of a cash bonus or prize win. Take care on icy or wet paths Sunday! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Go shopping Monday, and you’ll find exactly what you want. Even a new companion! The stars say if you’re looking for love, you’ll find it at the mall. Neptune causes confusion in money matters midweek. Get all the facts before signing any paperwork or handing over cash. The number six is lucky! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Venus in Sagittarius encourages you to…

8/10 JESSICA BIEL The “7th Heaven” star proves casual can be cute with her polka dot blouse and blue jeans. 3/10 GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE The force goes back to sleep as Gwendoline rolls in looking like a gloomy dust ball. Yikes! 4/10 DREW BARRYMORE Talk about a wild card! Drew tries to go high-end hippie in a flower power ’70s skirt and stolen hotel bathrobe. 2/10 GEENA DAVIS Cover your ears: The human Q-tip has arrived! Geena looks sanitary in her fitted white knit dress. 3/10 LUPITA NYONG’O In a department store far, far away, Lupita misses the mark in this frightening black outfit. 7/10 JENNIFER LAWRENCE Picture perfect! Jennifer’s on cloud nine in her angelic white and blue faded gown. 0/10 HELENA BONHAM CARTER The homeless epidemic reaches a new…

BLOCKBUSTER TWO-YEAR INVESTIGATION LISA Marie Presley is supposed to be Elvis Presley’s only kid, but the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll shockingly fathered SEVEN love children before his tragic early death at age 42! That’s GLOBE’s bombshell revelation following an exhaustive, twoyear, world-wide investigation into Elvis’ missing family. And the astonishing findings have been verified by DNA tests, birth certificates, personal correspondence, check receipts and witness testimony! “This is an incredible discovery,” says a source close to the Presley clan. “And it’s one that’s sure to infuriate both Lisa Marie and her mother, Priscilla.” Lisa Marie, 47, is legally recognized as Elvis’ only child and the heir of his whopping $250 million fortune. ELVIS’ SECRET KIDS ROCK PRISCILLA & LISA MARIE! THE KING’S SONS & DAUGHTERS Now, GLOBE reveals the…

BLONDE bombshell Stella Stevens, who flaunted her amazing curves in dozens of movies and TV shows, is trapped in a living hell — battling dementia in her desperate, final days! The 79-year-old “The Nutty Professor” beauty’s shocking, tragic decline began five years ago and now her longtime lover, rock guitar legend Bob Kulick, has been forced to put her in a nursing home! Friends say the voluptuous blonde, who made waves as the January 1960 Playmate of the Month in Playboy, has trouble talking. “It’s horrible to see a woman once so vibrant struggle to string together a simple sentence,” says a close source. Now the former beauty — who lit up screens big and small in “The Poseidon Adventure,” “Bonanza.” “Ben Casey,” “General Hospital” and made scores of TV…

NICKI TAKES BLOOD MONEY Shame on singer NICKI MINAJ for lining her pockets by performing for an evil dictator — and then bragging about it! The 33-year-old rapper accepted $2 million in blood money after giving a concert for ruthless Angolan dictator JOSÉ EDUARDO DOS SANTOS, whose terror regime this year killed at least 200 members of an opposition party. Naughty Nicki took the job despite a plea from Human Rights Foundation boss THOR HALVORSSEN — then thumbed her nose at the world by posting pin-up photos of herself with the Angolan flag. KOURNIKOVA LETS CAT OUT OF BAG! The mystery surrounding former tennis star ANNA KOURNIKOVA’s on-again-off-again romance with ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has finally been solved — after 14 years! They’re married! Anna turned out to cheer on her golf…

AMERICA’s oldest inmate, an evil 98-year-old mobster who once shook down the Hustler Club, is now getting muscled by the feds — who want his prison commissary cash! Geriatric gangster John “sonny” Franzese — who boasted of brutally murdering 60 people — was convicted of racketeering in 2010, sent away for 96 months and ordered to fork over $116,500. He never coughed up the dough, and now the homicidal creep claims he doesn’t have any money - even though there’s a cool 10 grand in his prison bank account at a federal pen in Devens, Mass. “He’s broke,” insists his son, Michael Franzese. “He uses the commissary money to buy eye drops. He buys Cup-a-soup, hygiene items. He doesn’t eat any junk food, but once in a while he eats…

A TERRORIST massacre in Paris … calls to impeach President Obama … a shocking confession by Charlie Sheen … an Olympic hunk becomes a gal … the dirty downfall of the squeaky-clean Duggars … Brian Williams’ shameful lies … Those are just some of the blockbuster stories of 2015. Here GLOBE looks back at the most scandalous and shocking events of the explosive past year. HORROR ON THE HOMEFRONT Husband and wife jihadis massacre 14 in California DAYS BEFORE the most deadly terrorist stateside attack since 9/11 occurred in San Bernardino, Calif., GLOBE reported: “What happened in Paris could happen on U.S. soil — under Obama’s watch!” Tragically, that is exactly the outcome when a crazed couple massacred 14 people on Dec. 2! Intelligence experts told GLOBE blood-thirsty Pakistani Tashfeen…

Medical news you can use! AN exciting new breed of “living” drugs — biologics — are bringing miraculous relief to psoriasis sufferers. Biologic medications like Humira, Enbrel and Stelara are extracted from living cells in humans and animals and work on the immune system, blocking the ugly, itchy skin condition. “They have been a miracle for many patients,” dermatologist Dr. Rebecca Baxt tells GLOBE. Even celebrity sufferers like pop singer Cyndi Lauper, 62, have begun to use these prescription medications along with traditional treatments like Epsom salt baths and medicated creams. Cyndi discovered a skin irritation on her scalp five years ago. She first thought it was due to a “really bad bleach job.” She was shocked when she was diagnosed with psoriasis and has been battling a rash that…

COURAGEOUS Marine David Pond battled military brass and the White House after returning home from war-torn Afghanistan — and finally has won a fierce fight to win back his beloved bombsniffing war dog, Pablo! After four years of desperately trying to cut through military red tape — and winning the support of his congressman and nearly 200,000 supporters who signed an online petition — David and Pablo were reunited at the Marine base in Albany, Ga., on Dec. 15. “I cheered,” says the 27-year-old former lance corporal. “He’s the closest thing to a son I’ve ever had. I love him with all my heart.” They were deployed to Afghanistan, where for seven months the man-dog team survived 30 firefights and countless combat patrols where evil Taliban terrorists set deadly ambushes.…

WILD ROCK chick Courtney Love has hooked up with a new beau — who’s 15 years younger than she is! Kurt Cobain’s ex-wife, 51, is dating Nicholas Jarecki, 36, the director of Richard Gere’s movie “Arbitrage.” Cradle-robbing Courtney showed off her new younger man at a celeb-saturated party thrown by comedian Adam Sandler in Burbank, Calif. “She was introducing him to everyone,” says a source at the bash, where A-listers Demi Moore, Miles Teller, Slash, David Spade and “Twilight” hunk Taylor Lautner frolicked. The pair displayed their talents at the bash, with Courtney singing a song by her old band Hole while Jarecki filmed the performance. One observer says, “Nick’s really into her. He thinks she is fun and unique. The age issue isn’t really an issue at all.” But…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE GLOBE columnist Jeff Rodack tells it like it is about celebrities — how they get under his skin with their stupid antics and the nonsense they try to put over on the public. Here is his unique take on Hollywood newsmakers and fakers. WELCOME to my Dumbass of the Year Awards. It’s time to recognize the celebrity who made the biggest fool of himself in 2015. We’ve had a long list of stars to choose from, including sex pervs, drunks, weirdos, hypocrites, anyone who has ever been in the Kardashian family, and, of course, Justin Bieber. Don’t you just love Hollywood? I narrowed down the list of nominees to these five finalists: • Bruce Jenner, who traded in his jock strap for pink panties and now…

TRAGIC recluse Richard Simmons, who has been hiding from fans for two years, is suffering a severe mental breakdown! That’s the analysis of a top medical expert who reviewed the bizarre antics of the once-flamboyant fitness guru after friends said Simmons is depressed and “suicidal” since injuring his knee. The workout wizard, hasn’t been seen in public since Jan. 11, 2014, when he attended Sean Penn’s Haiti Benefit gala in West Hollywood wearing a loud look-at-me yellow suit! a year later, police confronted Richard at his swanky Hollywood Hills home to check on a claim filed with the LAPD’S Elder abuse Unit. “I just want to spend time with myself,” Richard told the cops before shutting the door on the world - again. “Despair can be the result of selfinflicted…

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CONSERVATIVE republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee experienced his oops moment on the campaign trail during a meet-and-greet in Nevada when he was photographed with a hooker from the sagebrush ranch brothel! The working girl, named sable Renae, had her picture taken with the squeaky-clean, family-values candidate in Carson City on Dec. 13, just days before the republican debate in Las Vegas! Sagebrush ranch owner Dennis Hof was tickled one of his gals was snapped with Mike, who’s also an ordained minister and a former governor of Arkansas. “Governor Huckabee is going to have a heart attack when he sees this photo,” says Dennis. “I’m sure he had no idea she is a prostitute and, I’d bet on it, he is against legalized prostitution.” Worse for Mike is that sable was…

HOLLYWOOD horror movie legend Boris Karloff began his career as an obscure silent movie actor. But his 1931 transformation by makeup artist Jack P. Pierce for a starring turn in “Frankenstein” made him a box-office monster! Boris shuffled his way into show biz history playing other creepy characters, including evil genius Fu Manchu, the undead “Mummy” and a horde of demented scientists. But today’s kids probably know the Britishborn actor best as the narrator of “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas,” which was made just three years before his death at age 81 in 1969.…