Globe Jan-04-16

WHATTA WRECK! Auto enthusiast JAY LENO looks like he’s walking away from a messy car crash as he motors through LAX IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? Haggard “General Hospital” legend GENIE FRANCIS is a far, far cry from the beautiful Laura Spencer we all knew and loved PICKING A WINNER! KURT RUSSELL gives himself the finger while promoting his newest flick “The Hateful Eight” in the Big Apple SKIN AND BONES If 83-pound toothpick ANGELINA JOLIE doesn’t start putting on weight, the next part she’s gonna get is on “The Walking Dead” ON A ROLL! When you invite “Agent X” actress SHARON STONE to lunch, she really hams it up, hauling in enough sandwiches for the whole crowd! TURKEY NECK Veteran actress DIANE LADD, 80, does the “Gobble…

ONE of the most baffling mysteries of the last 40 years — the shocking disappearance of union boss Jimmy Hoffa — has been solved! After vanishing in 1975, Hoffa has finally been found buried in a garbage dump, sealed in a barrel — and a bombshell GLOBE investigation reveals the Teamsters kingpin was murdered on the orders of Sen. Ted Kennedy! The monumental discovery has been hushed up by the Justice Department. But a crack team of G-men unearthed a 55-gallon drum containing Hoffa’s remains in a New Jersey dump shortly before Thanksgiving, confidential law enforcement sources reveal. Now the sources say a top-secret dossier that pointed the feds to the burial site also fingered two hitmen — and one of the killers was working for Ted, the powerful Massachusetts…

CARRIE Fisher will forever be famous as feisty Princess Leia in “Star Wars,” yet the actress despises the role and insists it destroyed her career and left her struggling with weight, drug and emotional issues. “Everyone loves Prince Leia, except Carrie,” an insider reveals. Now 59, the bipolar daughter of former GLOBE advice columnist Debbie Reynolds bristles over how fans constantly remind her of the role that made her a Hollywood icon. “I’ll go to my grave as Princess Leia,” she moans. “In the street, they call out, ‘Hey, Princess,’ which makes me feel like a poodle.” The role also sparked weight problems. The 5-foot-1 beauty was just 19 and a sexy 105 pounds when picked for the key role in the 1977 blockbuster. But movie bigwigs claimed she was…

PREPARING for her new role as the next Queen of England, Prince William’s stunning wife Kate has cut her hair to look more mature and regal — on the orders of the current monarch! While she’s now 33 and the mother of two, Kate has continued to look like a college co-ed with her long, girlish tresses, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth was NOT amused. Following a royal edict to “act her age,” Kate started trimming her hair in September. But after being named Queen, she lopped several inches off her mane to get a more serious appearance that matches the wardrobe dictated by William’s prim and proper 89-year-old grandmother. “Kate’s new hairdo has come as a shock to her fans who loved that she looked like a Victoria’s Secret…

AN ORDINARY Missouri mom is finally sharing her shocking past in Nazi Germany — including a face-to-face encounter with Adolf Hitler and a perverted come-on from the infamous Kurt Waldheim! Hannelore Hoke, 86, was raised in Hannover, Germany, during the rise of Nazism. In 1935, school authorities organizing a greeting party for Hitler took notice of the fairhaired girl. “I was 6. I was Hitler’s ideal girl with blonde hair and blue eyes,” Hannelore recalls. “My teacher, the principal, picked me and four other girls in different classes to meet Hitler, to be his flower girls. I was chosen because of my Aryan qualities.” The unsmiling leader took the flowers of the first two girls in line — and touched their heads, as if blessing them. But when he got…

SHARON LEAVING NO STONE UNTURNED Man-hungry SHARON STONE is SO desperate she’s considering hooking up with strangers who emailed her in response to a nude photo spread last fall! In an article accompanying the sassy snaps, the 57-yearold mom of three whines she can’t get a date and shares an email address for potential suitors to contact her. “The whole reason she did that shoot was to try to attract a man,” a source tells GLOBE. “She’s really putting herself out there, because she doesn’t want to grow old alone!” JONAH’S BIG FOR HIS BRITCHES Someone should inform JONAH HILL that he wouldn’t be a movie star without his fans! The “22 Jump Street” star has decided he’s too good to sign autographs for admirers on the street. Instead, he’s…