Table of contents for Oct-26-15 in Globe

APPLE founder Steve Jobs’ widow is trashing a new film that reveals her billionaire husband’s dirtiest secrets! The new movie, “Steve Jobs,” portrays the computer genius “warts and all!” says a showbiz insider. He’s branded a ruthless cheapskate who dumped his pregnant girlfriend — and turned his back on their infant daughter! But even before the film was made, Laurene Jobs, 51, who married Steve in 1991, did her damnedest to torpedo the project, the insider says. “Laurene called Leo DiCaprio and said, ‘Don’t do it.’ Laurene called Christian Bale and said, ‘Don’t do it,’” reveals the source. Subsequently, Bale and DiCaprio both passed on the movie. But despite Laurene’s best efforts, the flick was made with Michael Fassbender in the title role and was rolled out this month. Steve…

PRINCESS Diana’s body has been exhumed from her island grave on the orders of sons William and Harry, who are determined to prove she was murdered by their father! Charles is firmly in the young royals’ crosshairs after their grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, confessed her oldest son was behind the August 1997 Paris car crash that killed Di. Now scientists are working at a feverish pace to bring Charles to justice, and intend to unravel the chilling murder conspiracy based on new forensic evidence, a top British investigator reveals. “After being stonewalled by their father and ranking government officials, William and Harry took matters into their own hands,” says the investigator. “They sought out the best cold-case scientists and sent a team to dig up their mom, who was laid to…

DAZED a n d confused Dick Van Dyke took a terrifying tumble — and friends fear the comedy legend is facing his final curtain call. On Oct. 2, the 89-year-old “Mary Poppins” star was at the Malibu Playhouse, where he was performing with “The Vantastix” quartet, when disaster struck. “All of a sudden Dick appeared to lose it!” an insider tells GLOBE. “He was disoriented and collapsed. Fortunately, he was able to regain his composure and didn’t need to be hospitalized.” But the frightening fall is just the latest link in a long chain of health horrors for the dying star. His issues go back to the 1960s when he starred with Mary Tyler Moore on their hit series, “The Dick Van Dyke Show.” “He has admitted that he was…

ABEAUTIFUL doctor leading a deadly double life left her three children motherless — as her drug-ravaged body was abandoned outside a sordid Manhattan drug den! By day, Kiersten Rickenbach Cerveny, 38, was a dermatologist and medical school professor. The former beauty pageant winner was married to a fellow doctor, and their family lived in a $1.2 million mansion in the swanky New York suburb of Massapequa, Long Island. But by night, she was a wild child who loved to live dangerously — drinking and drugging until dawn while her unsuspecting family slept soundly! Kiersten’s bizarre hidden side finally proved deadly after a long night of partying, investigators say. Police believe Kiersten fatally overdosed during an out-of-control cocaine binge with TV producer Marc Henry Johnson and alleged drug dealer James Holder.…

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WORKS AGAINST URINARY INFECTIONS A NEW super pill beats superbugs that have become immune to traditional antibiotics! And that’s great news because more and more deadly bacteria are resistant to drugs. But the new pill contains a chemical compound known as ML302 that prevents bacteria from fighting antibiotics, meaning new drugs don’t have to be developed to stop infections. Scientists at Britain’s Oxford University say their discovery specifically targets germs no other drug has been able to overcome. And to make it even more effective, the compound will be combined with a common antibiotic to deliver a potent knockout punch. But even alone, the new pill is particularly effective against urinary tract in fections, researchers say. Scientists believe it works better than a drug cocktail currently being tested in Europe.…

NOT ORIOUS Hollywood stud Ryan O’Neal is dying — but his lusty legend will live on in explosive diaries obtained by GLOBE! The journal reveals the “Love Story” hunk’s passionate affairs with Barbra Streisand, Diana Ross, Melanie Griffith and other showbiz sirens. And it gives a heartbreaking look at his tragic romance with the late Farrah Fawcett even as he faces his own final days alone and in pain. His ’70s affairs with Oscar winner Streisand and Supremes’ star Ross both fizzled due to diva attitudes, the journal reveals. Ryan, now 74, got fed up with Babs’ egotism when they made “What’s Up, Doc?” “I remember watching her review thick stacks of photos, one at a time and saying, ‘Gee, that one looks good, Barbra,’ and her responding, ‘Kill it!’…

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COUNTRY queen Dolly Parton was caught in a terrifying cancer drama after being rushed in agony to the hospital, GLOBE has learned! And friends fear the 98-pound beauty may be hiding stomach cancer! Dolly was secretly hospitalized at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville under an assumed name after arriving in utter misery, says a source close to the singer. “She was in such pain,” says the worried source, who detailed brave Dolly’s race to the hospital. “It’s not the first time — she’s been in a cancer battle before.” A medical team ran tests and initially diagnosed the source of her agony as kidney stones. The tortured star received laser treatment for the condition, but the insider worries the 69-year-old singer isn’t out of danger yet! Not the first…

ASMUG, smirking cop killer was cut down to size by a no-nonsense judge who sentenced the monster to life in prison — then tacked on ANOTHER 115 years to make sure he’ll never get out of the slammer! Evil Bryant Brewer mocked his victim’s widow and testified he was “proud” of murdering Chicago policeman Thor Soderberg, an 11-year veteran of the force. Saying Brewer had a “malignant heart,” Judge Timothy Joyce dropped the hammer on the 29-year-old fiend. “He will never experience a free day in his life,” the judge told Soderberg’s grieving widow, Jennifer Loudon. Certainly, Brewer earned his punishment. The coldblooded creep jumped a fence surrounding a Chicago Police Academy parking lot and launched an unprovoked attack on Soderberg on July 7, 2010. Brewer wrestled away the stunned…

DEVOTED supporters of Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump are showing him the money — and asking him to autograph it! An insider says the billionaire businessman is so revered fans are asking him to sign $100 bills, which feature Founding Father Benjamin Franklin’s face! “These people certainly do NOT have money to burn, but they are convinced The Donald is the answer to their prayers,” says the insider. “They believe he is the only candidate who can get America out of the doldrums and put that money — and much more — back in their pockets. “They see the autographed bills as cherished souvenirs from the man who will be President — the People’s President!” While Republican Party leaders desperately want Trump, 69, to go away, he still leads in…

Rosie O’Donnell’s teen daughter is trashing the former “View” co-host — branding her adopted mother a dope-smoking “phony!” Chelsea O’Donnell, 18, insists Rosie’s bubbly and engaging TV personality is all an act — when the cameras aren’t rolling she’s often mean “with a really short fuse” and indifferent. Chelsea claims her lesbian mother booted her from the family home in Nyack, N.Y. two weeks before her 18th birthday. And she contends Rosie was lying when she told police — and the world— that she’d run away! Rejecting Rosie’s cruel view that she’s mentally ill, Chelsea is fighting back and saying she just has issues. Chelsea also says Rosie can be an indifferent parent, revealing she was closer to two nannies than her own mom! “When we were home, she would…

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