Globe June 19, 2017

ODD FATHER Movie Godfather AL PACINO looks like he survived a hit in Beverly Hills WHAT THE SHREK! Yikes! Makeup-free CAMERON DIAZ, Shrek’s Ogre Princess Fiona, should stick to voice-over work! FAT CHANCE No wonder former kid star MACAULAY CULKIN is home alone — he’s fat and ugly! WONDER WHERE HER UNDIES WENT Forget an invisible jet — Wonder Woman’s CONNIE NIELSEN better lasso some panties pronto! GOING POSTAL! Boss Baby star ALEC BALDWIN blows his stack at his local letter carrier! Careful, Alec, we think he could lick you! HOLY COW! KATIE COURIC is as big as a barn in her unflattering muumuu!…

DEVASTATED over blowing a “sure thing” presidential election and terrified of being indicted for bribery and treason, Hillary Clinton has turned to booze to numb her pain — and friends fear she’s drinking herself to death! “She has blackouts and wakes up wondering where she is and what she has done,” says a source. “It’s very scary. The booze is her death warrant!” The former first lady even confessed to guzzling wine while giving a commencement speech at her Wellesley College alma mater on May 26. “I’m doing OK,” she says. “I’ve gotten to spend time with my family, especially my amazing grandchildren. “I won’t lie: Chardonnay helped a little, too!” As GLOBE previously reported, alcoholic Hillary spent weeks secretly detoxing before hitting the campaign trail in 2015. But the…

DISGUSTED Priscilla Presley has sent superstar crooner Tom Jones packing after explosive reports her beau is under investigation for sex assault! And sources tell GLOBE Elvis’ ex-wife has called off their wedding AND declared their Mexican commitment ceremony null and void! Priscilla, 72 — who was last pictured getting cozy with Tom in Los Angeles a few weeks back — has banished the 77-year-old Welsh wonder after she learned he was under investigation for the alleged rape of a 14-year-old girl in 1976! “Priscilla is shocked and revolted,” an insider reveals to GLOBE. “To think she exposed her young granddaughters to such a pervert is frightening to her. She wants nothing to do with Tom.” Priscilla has been caring for her eight-year-old twin grandkids, Harper and Finley, for nearly nine…

MONSTERÕS LAIR MURDER WEAPON NO JUSTICE FOR TINY BEAUTY QUEEN GLOBE SPECIAL INVESTIGATION LAWMEN REFUSE TO RELEASE DAMNING DNA EVIDENCE BUNGLING Boulder lawmen blew any chance of bringing JonBenet Ramsey’s killers to justice by making a shocking plea deal with a jailed sex pervert that keeps prosecutors from charging him with the six-year-old beauty queen’s murder! Incredibly, law enforcement offificials have been covering up their shameful blunder for two decades since the pageant princess was brutally molested, garroted and bashed with a baseball bat in her family’s Boulder, Colo., home on Dec. 25, 1996. But after a six-month investigation, GLOBE can now reveal JonBenet was killed by members of a twisted sex ring — and the key player outfoxed cops eager to solve OTHER crimes at any cost! The pervert,…

GLOBE EXCLUSIVE EX-HUBBY Gregg Allman’s death has plunged Cher into energy-sapping grief, leaving alarmed pals terrifified her “stressed out” condition will reignite the lifethreatening Epstein-Barr virus that nearly killed her! “There is nothing more stressful than the death of a loved one,” says a source. “And Cher has been overcome with grief. She is shattered!” Following his liver cancer death at age 69 on May 27, the crushed Turn Back Time singer, 71, immediately tweeted a message using the pair’s nicknames for each other: “I’VE TRIED … WORDS ARE IMPOSSIBLE GUI GUI FOREVER, CHOOCH.” Now friends fear Gregg’s death could wreck Cher’s immune system and plunge her into a relapse of Epstein-Barr, which can drain energy and attack the liver, and once left her bedridden for months. Medical studies say…

ZOOLANDER star Ben Stiller’s secret fling with Beverly Hills Housewife Brandi Glanville triggered the crash of his 17-year-marriage to Christine Taylor, insiders tell GLOBE! Although the tryst came before Stiller and Christine tied the knot, sneaky Ben, 51, kept the sizzling sex secret — until he confessed on a talk show! “It was short-lived and it was fun,” Ben told host Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live. “I wouldn’t characterize it as a relationship. “It was a couple of dates and fun. I’m not sure my wife is even aware of that.” In fact, sources say 45-yearold Christine DIDN’T know about his other woman — and she began to question what else he was holding back! Ben’s admission put the final nail in the coffin of their shredded marriage.…