Table of contents for August 19, 2024 in Globe

NOT APEELING ICE-T chills out in a Big Apple park — but the lardy Law & Order cop needs to work on his core! ALL THAT SASS Animated songbird CELINE DION doesn’t pass up a chance to goof around in Paris as she fights stiff person syndrome RAIDERS OF THE LOST BARK HARRISON FORD hulks out while gabbing in San Diego about his upcoming role in Marvel’s Captain America franchise WHAT IN TARNATION! Splashy JENNIFER ANISTON gets doused by pretend protestors on The Morning Show’s NYC set IT’S ONLY ROCK ’N’ OLD Rolling Stones singer MICK JAGGER is becoming even more of a granitefaced geezer FOREVER YOUR HURL Pop star PAULA ABDUL bounces back from the flu to sing in Charlotte — but still looks ready to toss her cookies!…

IT’S game on for Tennessee Titans quarterback Will Levis and Bachelor alum Victoria Fuller! Levis posted a photo of the two embracing on his Instagram Stories, which featured a white heart emoji. Fuller, who also appeared on Bachelor in Paradise, reposted the pic, captioning it “life update,” with a red heart emoji. Both have recently split from their significant others. Levis, 25, and his college girlfriend, Gia Duddy, fumbled the ball last September after three years of dating. Fuller, 30, eliminated boyfriend and former Bachelorette contestant Greg Grippo in April after a year together. According to an insider, the reality star and the pro football player, who both live in Nashville, only recently became a couple. “She’s having a lot of fun getting to know him,” the spy says.…

Football icon TOM BRADY is turning into the GOAT of Don Juans. The 47-year-old’s now linked to Sports Illustrated bikini babe BROOKS NADER, 27, following a fling with Victoria’s Secret hottie IRINA SHAYK. Oh yeah, his ex is supermodel GISELE BÜNDCHEN. University of Texas assistant football coach JEFF BANKS, 49, got hitched to former stripper DANIELLE THOMAS, known as the “pole assassin.” His specialty — coaching tight ends. Former James Bond star GEORGE LAZENBY has retired at age 84. The Aussie starred in just one 007 flick — 1969’s On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. He was the second actor to play Bond after SEAN CONNERY. A marriage made in Rock Heaven: TYRONE WOOD, 40, son of Rolling Stones guitarist RONNIE WOOD, tied the knot with FAYE HARRIS, daughter of Iron…

FATCAT Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has settled his paternity squabble with Alexandra Davis, who claims she’s the daughter of the football bigwig from his affair with her mom, Cynthia. In a 1998 pact, Jones agreed to support Alexandra, now 27, if she and former air hostess Cynthia agreed NOT to try to establish his paternity. Since then, 81-year-old Jones, who’s worth $14 billion, reportedly paid them $3.2 million including college tuition and a $70,000 Range Rover. Jones and the gals reached a new, hush-hush settlement just as a new trial was starting July 22.…

FUTURE king Prince William is showing an iron fist to rogue relatives, and palace sources say his rebel brother, Harry, and his high-maintenance wife, Meghan, are in the crosshairs of his vengeance. As a chilling warning to rebellious relatives, William coldheartedly banished Queen Camilla’s beloved sister, Annabel Elliot, from the royal payroll after 20 years of work, ignoring the risk of sparking a furious feud with his 77-year-old stepmother. A high-level palace courtier dishes, “Make no mistake, William has become the royals’ enforcer. “He’s done taking nonsense from rogue relatives and is making it clear no one is safe from the ax! He has a stronger backbone than his father, King Charles, ever had. “He’s ready to make difficult decisions and doesn’t fear the consequences! “Harry and Meghan should be…

JOKESTERS John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd boogied their way to superstar status as The Blues Brothers on Saturday Night Live — but insiders say the soul band was no act for the legendary comics! Aykroyd, 72, delves into the group’s history with old pals in the podcast Blues Brothers: The Arc of Gratitude, which includes previously unheard clips from Belushi, who suffered a fatal overdose in 1982. John’s widow, Judith Belushi Pisano, who died July 5 at age 73, said of the black-suited belters, “They were sort of characters on the stage of life. It wasn’t a bit, exactly, that they ended up doing.” Pisano recalled her hubby and the future Ghostbusters cutup realizing they shared the same taste in music after meeting in Toronto’s Second City comedy theater and…

TV quizmaster Steve Harvey is “cheating” — no, not with gals, but on Celebrity Family Feud, charges Blackish star Anthony Anderson. On a July 23 episode, Anderson went against pop star Robin Thicke and Harvey asked: “Name an animal a man sounds like when they’re making love.” Thicke answered “Cow,” followed by Anderson with “Bear.” Each was given ten points, but Anderson’s answer was ranked No. 2 to Thicke’s No. 3. But Harvey announced the answers a tie! “It’s a tie!?” Anderson objected. “But my bear’s above his cow.” Harvey then claimed while Anderson’s answer ranked higher, Thicke buzzed first with his — so it’s “a tie!” Good sport Anderson mumbled, “It’s okay,” but got the last laugh. His team won the match in the end — even with Harvey’s…

I T’S hard to know whether to cry or die laughing over the supposed plight of Madonna’s 18-year-old son, David Banda, who she adopted during her marriage to Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie. As GLOBE reported, the wannabe musician has moved outta Madge’s megabucks joint and is shacking up with 21-year-old model galpal Maria Atuesta in shabby digs in the gritty Bronx, playing at being a starving artist. In an eye-raising social media post, David, who claims he’s supporting himself by giving music lessons at $200 a pop, pens: “I love it [roughing it]. I’m not on my own, I’ve got my girlfriend. But I love it. “It’s lovely to experience it being nine o’clock at night, me being hungry and realizing that I don’t have enough money to get…

WALL STREET star Michael Douglas is developing a lizard neck as he ages and sources say he’s facing surgery to erase the wrinkles that make wearing open shirts a no-no. Ironically, insiders dish the 79-year-old Oscar winner has not neglected his mug when it comes to fixes and showed off a freshened puss while promoting his latest flick in France earlier this year. But his neck was noticeably saggy and according to an insider, he’s now looking for ways to tighten it up. “His face is smoother than ever, and people are guessing Botox, fillers, creams and moisturizers are responsible, but his neck doesn’t match,” snipes a snitch. “It bothers him and he can’t hide it with scarves in the heat of summer. “Word is he wants to get more…

BRAD GETS PETA’S GOAT Heartthrob BRAD PITT is being branded an “Inglourious Basterd” over his luxury cashmere clothing business by animal-rights group PETA. Instead of low prices, Brad’s God’s True Cashmere sells sky-high with $380 beanie hats, $590 pillows, $1,980 shirts, $2,350 hoodies and $3,480 blankets. The company claims the wool from the goats “is lovingly crafted for your wellbeing and theirs [the goats].” But PETA claims during shearing at the Mongolian farms the terrified critters are pinned down and scream as workers “ripped their hair out with sharp metal combs, leaving some with bleeding wounds and tearing off pieces of their skin.” OUCH! Also, goats that don’t produce enough wool are killed, claims PETA. Meanwhile, the Troy star’s company insists: “Our first priority will always be respecting our planet…

ANNA FARIS The Scary Movie star looks frightfully pale and washed out in a mostly white ensemble BRANDY NORWOOD The Boy Is Mine singer is full of zest in a kimono-style dress in lime green mikado silk REBECCA DE MORNAY The Risky Business bad girl is thrown for a curve with her dull gown’s boxy silhouette NIECY NASH How unsuitable! The Claws cutup is a bust in an overflowing corset and wrinkled pants MARG HELGENBERGER The CSI cop is arresting in a summery floral frock that flatters her strawberry blond hair…

THE simmering, 50-year feud between showbiz’s biggest divas, Cher and Barbra Streisand, has exploded lava-hot as the Turn Back Time songbird is going all out to beat the Funny Girl in the memoir biz, say sources. Following last November’s release of 82-year-old Babs’ My Name Is Barbra, rival Cher, 78, is launching her two-part blockbuster life story with Cher: The Memoir, Part One to be released on Nov. 19, followed by Part Two in 2025. And the book competition is just as savage as their musical rivalry, say sources. “Everyone knows these two have butted heads since the 1970s, and the bad blood is still there,” spills an insider. “It’s a real no-no to put them in the same room especially as Cher’s memoir is finally coming out. There’s quite…

HOSTING the Oscars like comic icons Bob Hope and Billy Crystal did many times was once a sign of reaching the top of the showbiz ladder, but now it’s turned into a loser, with the once-coveted gig being shunned like leprosy. Incredibly, talk star Jimmy Kimmel, who hosted Hollywood’s glitzy awards night four times, and fellow funnyman John Mulaney, formerly from Saturday Night Live, recently told the Motion Picture Academy no when asked to do the job next year. One reason could be the way the Academy Awards fest has plunged in popularity. This year’s Oscars drew 19.5 million viewers, slightly up from 18.7 million last year — but that’s a far cry from the all-time record set in 1998 when 57.2 million watched Titanic win 11 awards. Since then,…

YOU know a movie’s in trouble when even its star thinks it stinks! That’s what happened with the 1982 religious drama Monsignor, featuring Superman CHRISTOPHER REEVE as a Roman Catholic priest who rises in the ranks at the Vatican despite dabbling in black marketeering and seducing a wannabe nun, played by GENEVIÈVE BUJOLD. “Do you think I have a vocation?” she asks him as she gets naked. Reeve later went on record that it “was a horrible picture and deserved to be lambasted” and a “very bad movie!”…

DAZZLING Demi Moore is thrilled with most of her nip/tucks, but sources say she’s agonizing over her lopsided boobs that ruin her look in a bikini. After the 61-year-old Striptease stunner showed off her assets in a white bikini during a recent shoot, an insider says she’s thinking about a surgical fix for her wonky boobs. “They’re not as big as they were when she first had them done in the ’90s, and they’re nowhere near perfect,” spills a spy. “They’re lopsided and out of proportion. She’s so thin they really stand out and she finds it hard to disguise the problem. Otherwise, she’s happy with the way she looks. She’s worked hard for that body.” But now is the summer bikini season and she’s walking around with this hang-up,…

JILTED Jennifer Lopez forced smiles during a birthday trip to Europe and later at a big Hamptons bash, but insiders tattle she’s finally accepted her marriage to sulky Ben Affleck is smashed beyond repair — and is determined to make him pay big-time! The 55-year-old Wedding Planner actress is reportedly going nuclear over her 52-year-old Batman hubby’s betrayal and is gearing up for a scorching divorce war over their combined $550 million fortune. “She’s extremely hurt and humiliated and feels like she’s been used,” spills an insider. “She’s not only mad, but she wants to get even, and to strike where Ben’s most vulnerable — his bank account!” As GLOBE reported, Ben was such a cheapskate Jennifer funded most of their lavish lifestyle from private jets, limos, hotels and meals…

BRAVO villain Brandi Glanville is suing the network, claiming it’s responsible for her swollen, disfigured face. The former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star, 51, said on X she’s suffering from “uncontrollable stressinduced angioedema,” adding, “This is why I’m miserable and depressed. I couldn’t even work if I wanted to.” The troublemaking blonde was sent home from the Morocco set of RH spinoff Ultimate Girls Trip after she was accused of “forcibly fondling” castmate Caroline Manzo in January 2023.…

ELDERLY Cleo Loizides spent the final moments of her 81 years in agony and horror as she was viciously strangled by her cold-blooded daughter, Heather Cummings, and grandson Clifton Cummings, charge court documents. According to the file, heartless Heather, 53, held her struggling mom’s hands as Clifton, 24, strangled his grandma with the strap from a bag in a Virginia assisted living facility. “Just let go, it’s for the best,” Heather reportedly cooed to her mom as the elderly woman struggled in torturous agony for air. Heather and Clifton were arrested and charged with second-degree murder and conspiracy to commit murder. They are being held without bond in the Norfolk city jail. Cleo’s horrific June 30 death at the Commonwealth Senior Living center at Leigh Hall was at first listed…

STALKERS forced Josh Hartnett to hightail it out of Tinsel town! The Pearl Harbor star, 46, says unhinged fans were the reason he skedaddled from Hollywood to Hampshire in England. “People’s attention to me at the time was borderline unhealthy,” he says. “People showed up at my house.” One particularly disturbing incident was when “a guy showed up at one of my premieres with a gun, claiming to be my father. He ended up in prison. “It was a weird time,” he explains. “I was on the cover of every magazine. I couldn’t really go anywhere.” Now, he and actress wife Tamsin Egerton and their four kids live a stalker-free existence in a small village. Though he’s still working, he’s turned down roles in blockbusters, including Superman, for roles in more…

HORROR film icon Peter Lorre was addicted to morphine and only took the role of Mr. Moto to buy drugs. AMERICA’S most popular dog names are Charlie for males and Luna for females! VIRGINIA resident Latoya Burke bought six identical tickets for the same June Pick 5 drawing and won six times for a total of $180,000. WAY back in the day, McDonald’s used to sell hot dogs and barbecue, but switched to burgers only in 1948. PRESIDENT Martin Van Buren, elected in 1836, was the first U.S. chief exec actually born an American citizen. His seven predecessors were born British subjects. CANADA has the world’s largest concentration of lakes — with more than 879,000 of the bodies of water. LIONS are now extinct in 26 African countries after having…