Table of contents for April 22, 2019 in Globe

THE Rolling Stones have stalled their North American tour due to frontman Mick Jagger’s “mystery illness” — but that’s NO surprise to GLOBE readers. GLOBE reported on Feb. 11 the musician has been clobbered by a serious illness that left him terrified he’ll die — now his health issues have been confirmed! In a release about postponing the tour’s Apr. 20 start, the band says, “Mick has been advised by doctors that he cannot go on tour at this time, as he needs medical treatment.” The rail-thin 75-year-old was scheduled to have a stent placed in his ticker, as well as heart valve replacement surgery. Ailing Mick says he’s “devastated” about letting his fans down but expects to be back on stage this summer.…

FRESH off her performance as a cunning tycoon in The Hummingbird Project, Salma Hayek, 52, takes a comedic turn with Alec Baldwin in Drunk Parents, which hits theaters April 19. Here are ten things you don’t know about the Mexican-born brunette beauty. 1 When she was 12, her parents sent her to Academy of the Sacred Heart in Louisiana — though she was expelled for playing pranks on the boarding school’s nuns. 2 She’s fluent in Spanish, English, Portuguese and Arabic. 3 Salma was a soap opera star in her native country, appearing in Un Nuevo Amanecer before landing the title role in the popular telenovela Teresa at 23. 4 She moved to Los Angeles in 1991 but claims racist studio heads weren’t interested in hiring her and says she…

A FAST-TALKING glamour girl with a taste for the finer things in life hoodwinked pals into picking up the tab for her luxurious lifestyle and nearly got her grubby hands on a $22 million bank loan, charge prosecutors who say dirt-poor Anna Sorokin conned gullible marks into thinking she was a well-to-do German heiress! With a flashy wardrobe and a sketchy backstory, Russian-born Sorokin landed in New York City in 2016. According to acquaintances, she called herself Anna Delvey and claimed she came from a moneyed European family. Her fashionable looks and habit of passing out $100 tips seemed to support her fairytale life. But former friends say she started asking them to put plane tickets and cab fares on their credit cards, promising to pay them back from her…

BABY food turned out to be the secret, yucky trick to get doggie-actor Levi to be affectionate to actress Perry Mattfeld, who plays a blind sleuth in The CW’s new crime drama In the Dark. For certain scenes, the golden retriever, who plays guide dog Pretzel, had to affectionately lick blind master Murphy, played by Perry. So trainer Violetta Hessing smeared chicken baby food on the actress’ neck, sending Levi into a licking frenzy. Most people would find it gross, but “I loved it,” says Perry.…

DISHY pop babe Rihanna turned into a dissed diva when a drunken lout snatched an oyster off her plate at London’s ritzy Chiltern Firehouse eatery — and made the rude rogue pay up. RiRi was dining with pals when the booze-fueled dope sidled up to her table, grabbed an oyster off her plate and “passed it over to one of his mates who quickly downed it.” The drunken oafs laughed about it until they were confronted by one of Rihanna’s entourage, who demanded they pay $350 for a fresh platter. “The bloke who ate the oyster had no choice but to get his credit card out,” says a source.…

UNLUCKY-in-love Jim Carrey is grinning ear-to-ear again — thanks to his new live-in girlfriend, Ginger Gonzaga! The 34-year-old brunette, who co-stars with the funnyman in his Showtime series, Kidding, has moved into the 57-year-old Dumb and Dumber comic’s L.A. pad. “It’s nice to see Jim smiling and happy in love again!” says an insider. Carrey went through emotional hell after his former lover, Cathriona White, 30, overdosed on pills and her mom sued him for wrongful death, claiming he gave White STDs. The suit was dismissed and he was exonerated, but Carrey was still down in the dumps — and publicly whined about his lonely bachelor life. Finally, his friendship with Ginger, who had a longtime crush on him, blossomed into romance after he produced her previous series, I’m Dying Up…

SCHEMING Camilla got a stunning snub from Prince Charles’ British subjects, who voted the gin-swilling blonde the least-liked member of the royal family. The shocking slap in the face was delivered by a YouGov poll, where only 29 percent said they liked the ruthlessly ambitious 71-year-old, who’s constantly tried to undermine Prince William’s wife, Kate, in the same way she destroyed his mother, Princess Diana. Surprisingly, a whopping 46 percent of Brits hope Charles will abdicate in favor of his oldest son, William — so Camilla will NEVER be queen! However, as GLOBE reported last week, Camilla’s chances of ascending the throne took a major blow when a divorce court ruled her 2005 civil marriage to Charles was illegal because the future king is mandated to be wed in a…

Annoying funnygal KATHY GRIFFIN happily reveals she’s back with beau RANDY BICK again. The longtime pair split four months ago. Fifty Shades of Grey hunk JAMIE DORNAN has a new gal. Wife AMELIA WARNER delivered a baby girl to join their daughters DULCIE, 5, and ELVA, 3. ORLANDO BLOOM’s ex MIRANDA KERR, 36, is busy baby-making with new hubby EVAN SPIEGEL, 28. She’s preggers again just ten months after delivering son HART, her first kid with the Snapchat CEO. Disgraced teacher MARY KAY LETOURNEAU, 57, and her husband and former student, VILI FUALAAU, 35, split again. She served time over their affair when Vili was 12 and she was 34. Former Texas Rangers star pitcher JOHN WETTELAND, 52, was indicted, charged with forcing a 4-year-old boy relative to perform sex…

UNLUCKY-in-love Drew Barrymore shared a photo of a T-shirt emblazoned with “Don’t text your ex!” The thrice-divorced star, 44, snapped the shot of a woman’s tee and confessed on Instagram: “I asked her if I could take a picture of it to spread the gospel.” The mother of two added, “I wish this message could actually be an app on your phone to stop us when we are tempted. Ladies, it’s funny because it’s true.” Drew says she hasn’t “successfully” dated in four years.…

VENGEFUL Lee Radziwill snubbed niece Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg in her will — giving Lee Radizwill her famous sibling’s kid zilch and leaving her $50 million estate to her daughter! Though former first lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis bequeathed Lee’s two children $500,000 each upon her death in 1994, her jealous little sis didn’t display such generosity after she passed away in February at 85. But the spendthrift ex-princess didn’t only ice out Caroline — she also ensured widowed daughter-in-law Carole Radziwill, former star of The Real Housewives of New York City, won’t receive a dime! Lee and Carole’s rocky relationship ran hot and cold after the 1999 cancer death of her son, Anthony. Instead, Lee’s fortune will go to 58-year-old Tina, her last surviving child from her doomed marriage to Tina…

THE late rocker Tom Petty must be suffering a Breakdown in his grave as a ferocious legal war over his $100 million estate explodes between his widow and two grown daughters from his first marriage. In legal documents, widow Dana York says she Won’t Back Down over her plans to release music he made with his band, The Heartbreakers, despite attempts to block her by Adria and AnnaKim, his daughters with ex-wife Jane Benyo. “Dana claims Tom’s daughters have not only thrown a multimillion dollar monkey wrench into the repackaging and release of his ‘Wildflowers’ album on its 25th anniversary, but they’ve also taken to nasty name-calling!” says a source. But Petty, who died at age 66 of a drug overdose in 2017, has himself to blame. While Dana’s in…

GUTSY Beth Chapman is wasting away from rampaging stage 4 lung cancer, but the brave bail bond babe vows to continue hunting down fugitives with hubby Dog the Bounty Hunter until her last breath. “If this were me, I would be a big sissy,” says Dog. “But not Beth. She is still hitting the ground running with me. Beth is determined cancer won’t slow her down.” The cancer has taken a toll on five-foot-seven Beth, 51, whittling her down from 190 to 140 pounds and robbing her of her blond hair. But she’s determined to shoot the full ten episodes of Dog’s Most Wanted on the WGN channel. “She has told me repeatedly that if these are her last days on Earth, she wants to spend every moment with me…

GREAT news for gals suffering side effects from birth control pills — a male version that slashes sperm count without dousing the craving for sex is coming. The male pill is currently in clinical trials with researchers at the University of Washington and Los Angeles BioMed. The pill uses 11-beta-MNTDC, a synthetic testosterone that halts sperm production while keeping up needed levels of the male hormone in the body. The few side effects included tiredness, headaches and acne. Meanwhile, researchers report the daily pill reduces sperm production without ruining the sex drive. Still, years of testing and development are needed. “The goal is to find the compound that has the fewest side effects and is the most effective,” says University of Washington’s Medical School professor Dr. Stephanie Page.…

NOTORIOUS mobster John “Sonny” Franzese spent decades behind bars after refusing to rat on his gangland pals. But the 102-year-old tough guy is now flapping his gums for the first time since his 2017 release from the big house! Though officials claim the Colombo crime family underboss whacked more than 60 people and bragged about stuffing body parts down garbage disposals, the by-the-book mafioso insists: “I never hurt nobody that was innocent!” The wheelchair-bound wiseguy was the oldest jailbird in the U.S. penal system until he was sprung from the Federal Medical Center in Devens, Mass., at age 100. Though he beat a murder rap in 1966, Sonny was sent up the river for bank robbery three years later. But he claims the heist “never happened … I’d have to…

LEGENDARY actor BURGESS MEREDITH’s performance as an unlucky bookworm on the classic Twilight Zone episode Time Enough at Last made him an instant fan fave. His character survives a nuclear holocaust and celebrates the fact he can now read as much as he wants — but then breaks his glasses in a typical twist ending. Meredith was featured in three more Twilight Zone installments and even narrated the 1983 movie — which was a flop. Before dying at age 89 in 1997, Meredith went on to play the Penguin on the campy ’60s TV show Batman, and Rocky’s grizzled trainer, Mick.…

HOLY smokes! Jason Fields is suing his former manager at the Hazard, Ky., Hampton Inn, charging she harassed him when he refused an exorcism designed to solve his marital problems! To prepare for the ritual, Fields was asked to fill out a questionnaire listing his sexual activities — and declare he hadn’t made a pact with Satan. He quit instead. WISE guy Cosimo Cavallaro is using old cotija cheese to build a wall on the Mexican border in Tecate, Calif. The artist insists his intention is to “Make America Grate Again” — and hopes to erect a 1,000-foot barrier to deliver the “cheesy” message: “Love one another.” A SQUABBLE between Zoo Miami’s Golden Girls — a 50-year-old elephant named Cita and her bossy pal Peggy — ended in tragedy. The…

ELLEN RINGS KRISTEN’S BELL After 16 years as a talk show host, ELLEN DeGENERES is getting ready to retire as a chatterbox — and the mouthy queen bee already has her eye on a successor to perch on her throne — actress KRISTEN BELL. Sources say Ellen believes the feisty, five-foot-one blonde, who voices princess Anna in the Disney blockbuster Frozen, has the talent to take her mike. And at age 61, the comic’s about ready to call it quits. “Everybody knows that Ellen doesn’t want to do this forever,” spills a source. “The thinking is that Ellen is going to renew for two or three more years while Kristen is groomed for a big takeover.” JANE SEES MORE OF HER EXES! JANE SEYMOUR’s been divorced, but not because she…

WILD man Nicolas Cage’s latest public embarrassment — demanding an annulment because he was blind-drunk when he wed galpal Erika Koike — hajs friends fearing he’ll drink himself to death if he doesn’t get help – FAST! “This behavior is terrifying, and his pals are convinced he will come to a self-destructive end if he doesn’t get help soon,” confides an insider. Ironically, Cage won an Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas, playing a writer who drinks himself to death. The latest alarm sounded when the 55-year-old actor launched into a drunken fight with Erika, 34, while applying for a marriage license at Vegas’ Clark County Courthouse on March 23, shouting, “She is going to take all my money!” and “Her ex is a druggie, her ex is a druggie!” They tied…

MICHAEL JACKSON screamed “Don’t look at me!” at wife Lisa Marie Presley when his makeup melted off before having sex! “The first time [Lisa Marie] went to turn on the lights afterwards and [Michael] leapt out of bed and ran into the bathroom,” according to J. Randy Taraborrelli’s book, Michael Jackson: The Magic and the Madness. “He emerged 20 minutes later in full makeup and wearing a silk robe. Then they went at it again.”…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 If your motivation is low and you don’t feel like doing much, ask why, Ram. Is it time to move on from a relationship or a job that’s pulling you down? Luckily, the cosmos promises that the thing you need to create happiness is in plain sight. Thursday brings news of a family reunion. Love wears yellow. GEMINI May 22 - June 21 Keep calm and carry on when you hear some shocking news, Twin — but check it out before taking it as gospel! You don’t have to put up with a loved one’s bad mood while the sun and Neptune clash. Simply smile and ignore them. Take action to help someone in need — and you’ll make a lifetime friend. LEO July…

HENRY WINKLER, who played biker Fonzie on Happy Days, has a bizarre connection to movie superstar Steve McQueen. The Triumph motorcycle Fonzie rode in the popular ‘70s sitcom was the same model McQueen’s POW character tried to jump a barbed-wire fence with in the 1963 World War II classic The Great Escape. Years later, Henry passed the movie hunk on the street but was too starstruck to tell him: “You are my action hero.” “All we did was nod … and he kept walking … it still bothers me that I didn’t shake his hand.”…