Table of contents for Feb-01-16 in Globe

BRASH “Rhoda” star Valerie Harper is dying and she has precious little time remaining! The actress, 76, appears thin and fragile, wearing no makeup in a world exclusive GLOBE photo! Making an appearance at a Los Angeles autograph convention on Jan. 10, the sitcom legend sported a green knit cap to hide her hair loss. “Valerie looked like she was dying,” a shocked eyewitness tells GLOBE. “She was frail and gaunt — a far cry from the vivacious woman she was just months ago.” The actress has been living on borrowed time since 2013 when she received her diagnosis of terminal brain cancer. For more than three years now, she’s been defying doctors’ dire predictions that she would be dead within three months. She even competed on “Dancing With the…

A FORMER CIA agent and a trove of never-before-seen FBI documents reveal German madman Adolf Hitler NEVER died in Berlin! “The narrative the government gives us is a lie. If you look at the FBI files it throws open the investigation,” says intelligence veteran Bob Baer. Historians say Hitler committed suicide in his Berlin bunker April 30, 1945. The evil leader is said to have taken cyanide and then shot himself. But documents seen by GLOBE claim Hitler fled Germany and took a submarine to Argentina, where he lived on a ranch with his wife, Eva Braun. The files show the FBI received repeated reports about Hitler’s postwar whereabouts — and even what he looked like! “HITLER is suffering from asthma and ulcers, has shaved off his mustache, and has…

SHE’S played a good nurse and “The Good Wife,” and scored award statues for both, but Julianna Margulies’ Hollywood beginnings weren’t nearly so auspicious! The 49-year-old dramatic diva’s got it all locked down now, though. From her health to her house to the truth about her hair, here are 10 things you didn’t know about Julianna! 1. Her movie debut was as a hooker in the 1991 Steven Seagal flick “Out for Justice.” 2. “ER’s” Nurse Carol was supposed to die in the first episode. She stuck around for six years! 3. She’s the only regular cast member of “ER” to win an Emmy — in 1995. 4. She wears a wig to play Alicia Florrick on “The Good Wife” — and it costs $10,000! 5. She lives in a…

ACTRESS Jodie Sweetin and ex-husband Morty Coyle needed a court battle just to pick a school for their 5-year-old daughter Beatrix! Jodie, 33, who played Stephanie Tanner “Full House” and appears in Netflix’s upcoming “Fuller House,” was pushing for Bea to attend Valley View Elementary with her half-sister Zoie, 7. “Jodie was desperately trying to keep her two daughters together,” reveals a source. But musician Morty, 47, who Jodie divorced in 2013, said he’d “do whatever it takes for Bea to” go to Larchmont Charter School. Jody argued that attending different schools each day robbed the girls of the “opportunity to spend time together each day.” Finally, an L.A. judge ruled that Jody “shall have tiebreaking authority on the school issue.” Jody — who has been sober since 2011 —…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE GLOBE columnist Jeff Rodack tells it like it is about celebrities — how they get under his skin with their stupid antics and the nonsense they try to put over on the public. Here is his unique take on Hollywood newsmakers and fakers. WHO the hell does Sean Penn think he is? The has-been actor buddied up with fugitive Mexican drug lord Joaquin Guzman, who’s responsible for the torture and murder of countless men, women and children. If you ask me, there’s only one thing more disgusting than kissing Guzman’s billionaire butt — and that’s marrying Madonna! Now Penn can list BOTH losers on his resume of shame. Sorry Sean insists he was working as a journalist for a magazine when he hooked up with “The…

MARTIAL arts superstar Bruce Lee’s baffling sudden demise more than 40 years ago has remained a puzzle — until now! A crack team of lawmen believes the “Enter the Dragon” legend was MURDERED by a phantom-like serial killer who targets celebrities and stages their deaths to look like accidents. GLOBE has learned a squad of investigators from the FBI, Interpol, Scotland Yard and Hong Kong police has been tracking an unidentified killer they call “Jacques.” They say Jacques POISONED Lee with arsenic-laced marijuana cigarettes — and also killed “Kung Fu” David Carradine! “At the time, these deaths were not ruled homicides,” a source reveals. “But the more we look into them, we realize they were elaborately staged murders.” David supposedly accidentally hanged himself during an auto-erotic ritual in his Bangkok…

Warning! Sex disease is unstoppable ✚ A POWERFUL new strain of “super gonorrhea” is on the verge of becoming incurable! That’s the terrifying conclusion of British researchers who say “gonorrhea is at risk of becoming an untreatable disease due to the continuing emergence of antimicrobial resistance.” A study by public Health England found 16 cases of a new super strain that is unaffected by azithromycin, the antibiotic currently used to treat “the clap,” as the disease is commonly called. experts advise wearing condoms to reduce the risk of gonorrhea. Secret spice keeps you sharp ✚ A new-and-improved version of curcumin, the substance in the spice turmeric that is commonly used in Indian food, may be a key in reducing the occurrence of Alzheimer’s. The scientificallytweaked version called Theracurmin absorbs much…

SPOILED isn’t the word for Ethan Couch — aka “The Affluenza Teen” — and his devious doting mother Tonya. The pair fled to Mexico to avoid further charges against the convicted teenage drunk driver, cops say. So for us, the perfect word is “criminal.” This week, we’re putting Mama and Baby Couch on trial to let GLOBE readers serve up a personal slice of justice. Idiot Ethan infamously mowed down three Good Samaritans and one stalled motorist in a 2013 crash, He cooked up a defense claiming his privileged upbringing prevented him from knowing right from wrong — and the judge bought it! He bolted when he faced big trouble for probation violations. Mama Tonya has been ordered to wear an ankle bracelet and remain under house arrest in Texas.…

MADONNA is living in absolute fear after her ex-hubby Sean Penn got them both marked for death — because the actor is being blamed for the capture of Mexico’s demonic drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán! Mexican authorities revealed Guzmán’s jungle meeting with the macho actor — who was playing reporter to interview the cocaine kingpin — was “essential” to the Jan. 8 arrest of the fugitive. Guzman escaped Mexico’s toughest maximum security prison via a sophisticated mile-long tunnel engineered by his gang. Now, former U.S. Customs Service agent John a. Carman tells GLOBE the murderous monster’s henchmen — notorious for chopping off rivals’ heads and sewing their faces on soccer balls — will surely seek bloody revenge against the “dead Man Walking” star and Madonna, believing she was also…

MOVIE bad guy Alan Rickman made one agonizing mistake in his life — and revealed it on his deathbed! Alan, who portrayed the fiendish Hans Gruber in the 1988 thriller “Die Hard,” had a final regret before dying — waiting 40 years to marry his true love! “Alan went to his grave regretting that he didn’t tie the knot sooner with his wife, Rima Horton, his partner since he was just 19 years old,” a friend tells GLOBE. The “Harry Potter” actor died Jan. 14 from cancer at the age of 69. While waging his health battle, Alan finally wed Rima in a private New York ceremony, sealing the deal with a $200 wedding band. “He was so headstrong about putting his showbiz career first for so long that he…

KOKO the gorilla has a message for mankind — the end is near for the Planet of the Apes! The 44-year-old primate, who speaks international sign language, blamed “stupid” people for destroying the Earth! In an emotional video, Koko lets her two-legged cousins have it with both barrels, explaining the impending disaster in simple terms even a human can understand! She says: “I am gorilla. I am flowers, animals. I am Nature. Koko love man. Earth Koko love. But man stupid! Stupid! Koko sorry, Koko cry. Time hurry. Fix Earth! Help Earth! Hurry! Protect Earth. Nature watches you!” The sensitive simian befriended funnyman Robin Williams before his 2014 suicide and was devastated by his death. After overhearing an emotional conversation about Robin’s passing between her sign language teacher Dr. Penny…

CONGRATS to MICK JAGGER’s supermodel ex-galpal JERRY HALL, 59, and media-mogul beau RUPERT MURDOCH, 84, who announced their engagement! “Transporter” hunk JASON STATHAM, 48, is engaged to blonde beauty ROSIE HUNTINGTONWHITELEY, 28! KERI RUSSELL, 39, and “Americans” co-star MATTHEW RHYS, 41, are expecting. It’s her third child and his first! Mom-of-two LIV TYLER, 38, is preggers with a second child by sports agent fiancé DAVE GARDNER, 39. It’s official! Secret couple MICHAEL FASSBENDER, 38, and ALICIA VIKANDER, 27, have finally gone public after a year of rumors! Could be a reunion for KATE HUDSON, 36, and NICK JONAS, 23! After a brief split, the fun pair was spotted enjoying each other’s company. PAT HARRINGTON JR., best known for his role as handyman Schneider on “one Day at a time,” has…

MEAN Mel Gibson’s feud with British comedian Ricky Gervais is getting more heated by the day — and Mel sounds ready to turn to violence! Ricky, 54, has been using Mel as a punch line ever since he joked about Gibson’s boozy past, saying, “I like a drink as much as the next man — unless that man is Mel Gibson.” The battle escalated with a recent onstage encounter. “I’d rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight than with Bill Cosby,” quips Ricky. “I love seeing Ricky every three years because it reminds me to get a colonoscopy,” says the “Mad Max” star, later adding, “I’ll put you to sleep another way, you son of a bitch.” “They had smiles on their faces,” says an insider…

BIG Bang Theory” star Johnny Galecki is hiding a shocking secret — a gay co-star broke his heart after a torrid romance! It’s just one in a long line of failed love affairs for the 40-yearold actor, who earns a whopping $1 million per episode for his role as Leonard Hofstadter on the blockbuster CBS series. “Sadly, Johnny is a loser in love,” says a source. “His career has exploded but he’s tormented by his failed romances.” Galecki fell head over heels for his costar, Sara Gilbert, on “Roseanne” after he joined the show in 1992. On screen, their characters — David Healy and Darlene Conner — dated and eventually headed to the altar. But their secret offscreen romance was doomed! “I thought he was super cute,” said Gilbert, who…

5/10 JANE FONDA This is not the icing on the cake! I hope Jane’s dress tastes better than it looks 1/10 KELLY OSBOURNE Sorry Kelly, the holiday gift wrapping look is a total dud — and out of season! 2/10 MELISSA McCARTHY NASA rejected this spacesuit for a reason! For the sake of everyone, please decompose immediately 3/10 KRIS JENNER Kris stepped out of her SUV to pick up her roadkill and wear it. Gross! 2/10 REGINA KING Not so fast, Regina! The “Southland” star is trying to fly away, but her cocoon isn’t ready to hatch yet! 4/10 EMILY BLUNT To be blunt, the next time you visit grandma’s house, don’t steal her tablecloth 8/10 JULIANNE MOORE Julianne stole the night at the Golden Globes in her navy shimmer…

THE terrible plane crash that claimed superstar singer Ricky Nelson was murder — by sabotage! That’s the chilling charge by a former U.S. government security agent who insists the federal investigation into the fiery disaster MUST be reopened because government experts admit they don’t know why the plane carrying Nelson, his fiance Helen Blair and five other passengers fell from the sky in 1985! “Ricky Nelson and his friends were murdered by a sadistic monster who got away with it!” the source tells GLOBE, adding the National Transportation Safety Board “closed the case too early. But it’s not too late to track down and arrest the killer.” The source, an aviation expert, rejects claims the “Garden Party” sensation, 45, sparked the fatal fire using highly flammable ether to freebase cocaine…

HEARTTHROB actor James Dean’s life was cut short 60 years ago by a shocking car crash. Now GLOBE can exclusively reveal the iconic actor’s tragic Sept. 30, 1955, smashup WASN’T an accident. Dean was murdered by his gay-hating German car mechanic! Rolf Wütherich, an ex-Nazi soldier who tuned Dean’s Porsche sports car, confessed he became enraged when he thought the actor was making a gay pass as they drove along a California highway en route to a race. After being jailed for stabbing his wife, Wütherich told another inmate what really happened the night Dean died. “I was angry and scared because I thought he was trying to marry me!” said Wütherich. Two hours before the horrific murder, Dean and Wütherich were taking the actor’s Porsche Spyder to Salinas so…

A DOZEN years after John Ritter’s tragic on-set collapse, sources charge the beloved sitcom star didn’t die from natural causes — but was either poisoned or victimized by bungling doctors! After falling on the set of his show “8 Simple Rules” in 2003, John was quickly rushed to a Los Angeles hospital, where he checked in under a false name — Edwin Marcus. Officially, John used the name “to protect his privacy,” but an insider reveals “someone else could’ve used it to send a message!” The name is “an anagram for I WARNED SCUM, which could be a clue someone was out to get him,” the source says. Police and medical files reveal that after John was treated for an apparent heart attack, his condition suddenly worsened! “I’ve always wondered…

DESPITE the awareness of how bad cigarettes are for your health, lung cancer is still the leading cause of all deaths from the dreaded disease! Almost 225,000 people were diagnosed with lung cancer last year, and more than 25 percent of ALL cancer deaths were caused by this form of the disease. The American Cancer society lists five prime risk factors: 1. Smoking. 2. Regular exposure to cigarette or cigar smoke. 3. A history of lung disease. 4. Having family members who suffered from lung cancer. 5. Exposure to radon, asbestos, chromium or other environmental hazards. Some symptoms of the disease are a persistent cough or wheezing, shortness of breath, lung infections,coughing up blood and hoarseness. Chest, shoulder or back pain as well as fatigue and aching joints may also…

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ARIES March 21 - April 20 Temper got the best of you, and it’s too late to take back the snippy email or harsh words spoken in the heat of the moment? Lay low until the moon is in Sagittarius midweek, then make a heartfelt apology — and mean it! Don’t ignore a nagging heath woe. Look for positive cash news late in the week! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Feel like giving up on those New Year’s resolutions? That’s just pesky Pluto stirring up trouble, trying to lead you astray! Stick with it! A friend asks for help — don’t hesitate to speak your mind. Your insight will be invaluable. Lady Luck is on your side Friday — enter a contest or buy a lottery ticket! GEMINI May…

LEGENDARY R&B singer Patti LaBelle has a “New Attitude” thanks to her new, MUCH YOUNGER boyfriend — and it’s tearing her family apart! The 71-year-old “Lady Marmalade” singer has been secretly dating drummer Eric Seats, 41, for a year and a half, sending her son, Zuri Edwards — who’s a year older than Eric — through the roof! “He’s furious she’s fallen for Eric,” reveals an insider. “She’s spending all her time with him, not caring about the huge age difference or what people are whispering behind her back.” Zuri thinks Patti should be acting more matronly after becoming a grandmother for the first time last year. “But Patti isn’t listening!” dishes the source. “She doesn’t want her hot romance to rip the family apart, but if they don’t like…

TOYBOYS ARE UP KIRSTIE’S ALLEY Now that KIRSTIE ALLEY is slim again, she’s ready to date — and to rob the cradle! The 64-year-old, who hasn’t had a man in a decade, has ZERO interest in going out with guys her own age! “I feel that men over 50 are just sort of lackluster,” says the “Cheers” star, adding that older guys aren’t “creative or playful in a conversation” and don’t “sound exciting to me.” But men under 30 get cruising Kirstie’s motor running. “At 28, they’re like, ‘I’m doing this!’ And they have these plans; they have energy behind it and they have life behind it. They’re excited about life!” Careful, cougar! LUCKY LEO CHEATS DEATH! The first time LEONARDO DICAPRIO went skydiving was his last! In a burst…

TV BAD boy Charlie Sheen quit his HIV meds to take cure developed by a doctor South of the Border! The “Anger Management” star, who revealed his diagnosis in November, stopped taking his prescription drugs to use experimental “vaccine” in Mexico. “I’m presenting myself as a type of guinea pig,” Charlie announced on Dr. Mehmet Oz’s TV show. But Dr. Oz and Sheen’s U.S. physician, Dr. Robert Huizenga, condemned the treatments! Bizarrely, Charlie’s Mexican medicine man Dr. Sam Chachoua reveals he injected some of his star patient’s HIV-tainted blood into his own body - to prove he trusted his vaccine! “Charlie, if I don’t know what I’m doing, then we’re both in trouble now,” Chachoua told the actor. Actor Steve McQueen also tried a controversial Mexican treatment for his lung…

GRISLY “crime scene photographs” taken during the investigation of actress Natalie Wood’s death hold bombshell evidence that could prove she was brutally murdered — by her husband Robert Wagner! Now legal expert Sam Perroni has gone to court to obtain police files on the Hollywood legend’s death — and back up his shocking claim that Natalie’s Nov. 29, 1981 “drowning” off California’s Catalina island was no accident. In a blockbuster exclusive interview, the former Little Rock, Ark., federal prosecutor tells GLOBE the gruesome photos “could reveal Natalie Wood’s death was a murder and whether Robert Wagner did it.” The key pictures are “autopsy photos of any abrasions, scrapes, bruises or scratches on the body” which would reveal if she was attacked before going over the side of her yacht, Splendour,…

LUCILLE Ball was tired of life — and it caused her early death! That’s the shocking secret the redhead took to her grave when she died in 1989 at age 77. “Lucy simply didn’t want to go on living,” claims an insider close to the “I Love Lucy” star. “She was tired — tired of life. Lucy openly defied doctors’ orders and placed too much stress on her ticker after long, taxing openheart surgery.” A dozen days after surgery, her aorta ruptured again. “She went into full cardiac arrest … and died!” reveals the insider. Lucy would make her final TV appearance on March 29, 1989 — four weeks before her death — at the Academy Awards ceremony. She appeared with longtime chum Bob Hope, who had swayed her into…

THE cure for one of the most common and troublesome stomach ailments may be in your mind rather than your gut! A new study shows that Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) can be treated long-term with psychological methods, such as hypnotherapy and cognitive therapy. “Western medicine often conceptualizes the mind as separate from the body,” says Kelsey Laird, the study’s author. “But IBS is a perfect example of how the two are connected.” Having looked at a variety of treatments that focus on the mind rather than body, the researchers found that it didn’t matter how long psychological methods had been used — they remained effective over time. IBS is a gastrointestinal disorder that affects between seven and 16 percent of the population, resulting in over $1 billion of health care…

BUG-EYED 25-yearold actor Peter Lorre portrayed a suicidal teen in a 1929 Berlin production of the play “Spring Awakening,” a role that landed him the part of a child murderer in the chilling film “M.” Lorre became known as the master creepy character — using his bizarre European accent to freak out audiences in “The Maltese Falcon,” “Casablanca” and “The Raven.” Unknown to most fans, Lorre, who died at age 60 in 1964, was addicted to morphine for most of his life!…