Globe May 29, 2023

CHIP SHOT CHRIS NOTH, Sex and the City’s Mr. Big, is in danger of going from silver fox to silver ox if he doesn’t lay off the junk food! DIGGING IN Ted Lasso’s JASON SUDEIKIS takes a break from picking on baby mama ex OLIVIA WILDE in court — and targets his nose instead! SUN OF A GUN Spice Girl GERI HORNER sloppily slathers on sunscreen at the shore in Miami ANCIENT FOSSIL Cackling KATE CAPSHAW is unrecognizable as the retired Indiana Jones actress plays tourist in Barcelona HIDING THE TOOTH Culture Club’s colorful frontman BOY GEORGE has changed his choppers — but his massive mouth makeover is blindingly white ANY WITCH WAY Harry Potter’s EMMA THOMPSON doesn’t need magic to see her future looks mighty wrinkled…

TAYLOR SWIFT’s quickie rebound with Brit rocker Matty Healy has concerned friends and family fearing she needs to do some serious solo soul-searching instead of constantly running from man to man, spies say! Problem is the 33-year-old You Belong with Me songbird “just can’t be alone” since splitting from English actor Joe Alwyn a few weeks ago after six years together, says a source. “Right after Joe started pulling away, Taylor was freaking out and quietly scouring around to line up potential new suitors,” dishes an insider. “And once things finally ended, her manhunt went into overdrive, with a number of candidates and not just Matty.” While some sources chalk up the new romance as partly PR, Taylor had Matty, 34, in tow when she returned to her Nashville home…

LOVE-HUNGRY Top Gun hunk Tom Cruise has fallen hard for sexy Latin singer Shakira — and insiders say he’s hearing wedding bells after just a few dates with the Colombian hottie! The pair were seen flirting up a storm while attending the Miami Grand Prix on May 7, and insiders say the 60-year-old tomcat is longing for a lasting relationship after a slew of shattered short-term romances. The father of three — with ex-wives Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman — is desperate to start another family before it’s too late, say sources. But Shakira, 46, is being far more cautious — and doesn’t want a rebound romance after being blindsided by her cheating baby daddy, soccer star Gerard Piqué, 36, father of her kids, Milan, 10, and Sasha, 8, late…

GEE-WHIZ, Potsie got hitched! Former Happy Days star Anson Williams tied the knot with real estate agent Sharon MaHarry — after calling it quits with his wife of three decades in 2020! The lovebirds, both 73, exchanged vows during an outdoor ceremony in Ojai, Calif., where Williams unsuccessfully ran for mayor last year. The geezer groom’s former castmate Don Most — who played Ralph Malph opposite his Potsie Weber on the ABC sitcom, which ran from 1974 to 1984 — served as best man.…

BURIED under a reported $1.1 million tax bill, embattled reality TV couple Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann are driving the final nail in the coffin of their 11-year marriage! The Real Housewives of Atlanta blonde filed legal documents last month announcing her union with former Atlanta Falcons football star Kroy, 37, is “irretrievably broken with no hope of reconciliation.” Kim, 45, and the jock have four children together — and she once said the secret to her marriage was “lots of sex.”…

AFTER bombing miserably the first time around, TV host Ryan Seacrest is planning to launch a talk show, believing he can win a ratings war against the chatfests featuring his former American Idol cohorts Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson. Seacrest, 48, became a free agent after jumping ship co-hosting Live with Kelly and Ryan for six years and is now putting out feelers to land his own talk program, sources tattle. “Ryan believes he helped make the careers of Kelly and Jennifer to the point where they landed their own talk shows,” a friend says. “While he loves the both of them, he’s gunning for them now!” Ironically, Ryan recently guested on Clarkson’s show, which insiders say was a sly shot across Kelly Ripa’s bow while Seacrest checked out the…