Table of contents for March 20, 2023 in Globe

PAST HIS PRIME BORIS JOHNSON goes jogging in chilly London — but the former prime minister of the U.K. is still a hot mess RAIN MAN Windblown TOM CRUISE breezes through L.A. — but the Top Gun flyboy can’t keep his hair from taking flight! NEVER SAY DYE Natural blonde BILLIE EILISH is still rocking ebony locks — but the Bad Guy singer’s disheveled’do is going through a rough patch FUR-GET ABOUT IT! Talk show has-been WENDY WILLIAMS clomps around the Big Apple in a pair of ridiculous boots ICE QUEEN Frozen-faced JANE FONDA says she’s given up plastic surgery — but the damage is already done WHATTA BOZO! Scream’s DAVID ARQUETTE clowns around in Hollywood — and shows he nose how to have a fun time! THE BEST CELEB…

SLEAZY socialite Ghislaine Maxwell’s war chest to battle her 20-year sentence for sex trafficking underage girls just got filled to the brim with a whopping $30 million divorce settlement! While on the run from authorities, pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s 61-year-old madam, who is said to be one of Prince Andrew’s former lovers, made her fortune untouchable by transferring cash to then-hubby Scott Borgerson, according to insiders. The marriage crashed when he refused to pay her legal bills, but with the divorce she’ll have mucho dough to fund her appeal. Ghislaine’s lawyers claim her conviction was tainted by juror Scotty David, who they say broke a judicial order not to discuss the case by talking to his shrink. Maxwell’s mouthpieces also claim he failed to reveal he’d been sexually abused. “This is in…

THE bitter war over Larry King’s $12 million legacy has hit a horrific new low with charges the frail CNN talk host was tortured and treated cruelly by wife Shawn before his death! Greg Christensen, a producer who worked on 1,300 episodes of CNN’s Larry King Live, claims in court papers he saw Shawn abuse the TV personality, who died at 87 of sepsis on Jan. 23, 2021. He is demanding the vengeful widow sever him from her lawsuit against an accounting firm hired by King’s oldest son, Larry Jr., who she alleges hid the newsman’s money from her. Shawn accuses Christensen of looting $40,000 from King. But he says Shawn, 63, kept Larry isolated and trapped as a virtual prisoner in the back of their Beverly Hills home until…

HIP-HOP bombshell IGGY AZALEA is raking in money hand over fist now that she’s selling her body on a subscription-only online site. The curvaceous Australianborn rapper justifies flaunting her ample assets by insisting other “people make so much money off my body” and she only got “the smallest cuts” of the proceeds. The Fancy singer, 32, insists she doesn’t need to apologize for wanting to “commodify” her own “sh*t” explaining, “I enjoy it. I’m going to do it anyway. That’s the thing. I’m doing it anyway … I’m going to post pictures like that anyway. I like my breasts. And they’re fake. And they look f**king good and I like them.” Now for $25 a month, fans can appreciate the results of a 2014 boob job too! And for a…

ACROSS 1. John Candy comedy, Uncle __ 3. Hymn, __ with Me 6. Actress who plays Catherine Willows in CSI, __ Helgenberger 11. Sean Connery thriller, The Hunt for Red __ 12. Someone Like You and Skyfall singer 13. Family fantasy starring Meryl Streep as The Witch, __ the Woods 14. Animated adventure, __ of Desperaux 16. Private detective series, Barnaby __ 18. Barbara Eden sitcom, I __ of Jeannie 20. Eddie Rabbitt hit, I Love a __ Night 21. ER actor who plays Dr. Kovac, __ Visnjic 22. Fictional lawyer-detective, Perry __ 25. Gabor sisters, Zsa Zsa, Eva and __ 27. Gary Burghoff’s M*A*S*H role, “Radar” __ 30. Britpop band fronted by Damon Albarn, also of Gorillaz 31. Actor in Sex and the City, __ Noth 34. Holly Hunter…

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DANGEROUS superpigs are on the loose — and the crossbred porkers are poised to cause chaos as they infiltrate the U.S. from Canada, experts warn. “These pigs are easily the worst invasive large mammal on the planet,” snorts Dr. Ryan Brook, an animal and poultry science professor at the University of Saskatchewan. The hefty hybrid hogs are a cross between a European wild boar and a domestic pig — and can weigh more than 600 pounds! Brook reveals the savvy swine can damage crops, destroy water quality and spread disease to humans, livestock, pets and wildlife! He stresses immediate and aggressive action must be taken to eradicate the odious oinkers — and save everyone’s bacon. Brook explains, “The only people who should be worried about this is anyone that lives in North…

FLASHING a monster bauble on her ring finger, songbird Adele is engaged and planning a summer knot-tie with sports agent Rich Paul, says a source. The 34-year-old Someone Like You singer, now wowing live audiences in her Las Vegas residency, and Paul, 41, who is listed as “one of the most powerful sports agents,” have been together for two years. Last year, the singer, who has son Angelo, 10, with ex-hubby Simon Konecki, gushed: “I’ve never been in love like this. I’m obsessed with him. I definitely want more kids.” The pair was seen acting lovey-dovey at the Super Bowl and the Grammy Awards. During her act at Caesars Palace, she announced Paul’s Dec. 16 birthday to the audience, saying: “And I love him more than life itself, so can we…

HOLLYWOOD stud Brad Pitt is looking amazingly hunky for a guy turning 60, but one flaw is giving him a pain in the rear — his flat, bony, old man’s butt, spies snitch. A tattletale says while “Brad looks incredible in his upper body” the Bullet Train assassin, who hits 60 on Dec. 18, is feeling “insecure” over his saggy caboose. “His rear isn’t much to look at because he’s so lean and focused on other areas like his biceps and pecs,” spills the insider. “Exercises like squats and other lower body work have been pushed to the bottom of his priorities for many years and now it’s really showing.” As GLOBE has reported, sources say the stress of his toxic divorce and custody battle from Maleficent witch Angelina Jolie,…

MEXICO’S President Andrés Obrador is being openly mocked on social media after he posted a photo of a bizarre creature with glowing eyes he claims is a legendary Mayan elf! The 69-year-old Mexican leader triggered a frenzy South of the Border and was clobbered with the tidal wave of abuse after he posted a picture of a creature with glowing eyes in a tree. He identified the critter as an “aluxe” — or elf — and backed up his claim with another photo of ancient sculptures from the Mayan archeological site at Balam he says resemble the tree creature. “I share two photos of our supervision of the Mayan train works. One, taken by an engineer three days ago, apparently of an aluxe — another by Diego Prieto of a…

Who said it wouldn’t last? HEIDI KLUM, 49, and rocker TOM KAULITZ, 33, celebrated four whole years of wedded bliss. The host/supermodel commemorated the anniversary by posting a half-naked snap of the pair smooching, captioning it: “Love of my life.” Dancing with the Stars pros EMMA SLATER, 34, and SASHA FARBER, 38, are officially waltzing away from their four-year marriage. After a nearly yearlong separation, she filed for divorce. My Happy Ending singer AVRIL LAVIGNE, 38, called off her yearlong engagement to rocker MOD SUN, 35. She’s now seeing KYLIE JENNER’s rapper ex-boyfriend TYGA, 33. Summer House star DANIELLE OLIVERA, 34, split with chef boyfriend ROBERT SIEBER after two and a half years. “We broke up. It’s still hard to say out loud,” says the reality star. Hacks star JEAN…

A NAIL-BITING eviction showdown is looming between King Charles and his disgraced brother Prince Andrew, who pals say is refusing to move out of his home on Windsor Castle grounds and threatening to humiliate the Crown if forced out! As things stand, the 74-year-old monarch’s sex creep kid brother has been notified he must leave the 30-room Royal Lodge by summer, but the disgraced Duke of York is clinging to the mansion because it’s the last vestige of the royal life he once enjoyed, palace courtiers tell GLOBE. “Andrew is bellicose and arrogant — and threatening he won’t abandon the 98-acre estate without a fight,” a courtier says. “He’s even talking about dragging His Highness into court and baring all the family’s dirty linen.” But another palace insider insists that…

YEARS before Austin Butler left fans all shook up with his hip-swiveling performance in Elvis, he made young girls swoon as a TV hunk who stole the hearts of the leading ladies in iCarly, Zoey 101, Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana. Butler, 31, says of his Nickelodeon and Disney Channel days, “I was sort of embarrassed about some of the things that I had to do — but I had to cut my teeth somewhere.” Here are ten things you don’t know about the Anaheim native. 1 He was only 13 when he was scouted by an agent at the Orange County Fair in California. 2 He was homeschooled from eighth to tenth grade to accommodate his work schedule — then dropped out and earned a GED. 3 He…

ABID Arizona rancher George Alan Kelly fatally shot an unarmed Mexican national on his border property as the dead man’s pals fled in terror and narrowly escaped with their lives, prosecutors say. But defense attorney Brenna Larkin insists the grumpy grandpa is being framed by violent thugs from South of the Border who were using his Nogalesarea land to smuggle drugs! Larkin has also called out the “powder keg” of “highly politicized” interest in the case as the U.S. grapples with record-high illegal border crossings by undocumented immigrants. Kelly, 74, was charged with second-degree murder following the death of Gabriel Cuen-Butimea, 48, on Jan. 30. During a pretrial hearing, Kimberly Hunley, chief deputy Santa Cruz County Attorney, told the court, “Mr. Kelly shot an unarmed man in the back in…

DOUBLE-DEALING Donald Trump brazenly refuses to tell America what happened during his shocking closed-door meeting with ruthless Russian dictator Vladimir Putin — but now U.S. intelligence experts have given GLOBE the explosive inside scoop. In a blockbuster revelation, American spies claim Trump sold out Ukraine while begging Putin for election help and dirt on his 2020 opponent Joe Biden — and now the secret agents insist the former president must be stopped before he wins the Oval Office again! “The world has never known what was exchanged between the two leaders during that meeting — until now,” boasts an intelligence source, who adds the earthshattering details are “history changing.” While Republican operatives insist this damning leak is just another desperate try to tarnish the former president, sources claim Special Counsel…

SUPERSTAR Madonna was footing the rehab bill for troubled older brother Anthony Ciccone when he decided to end it all — ripping off breathing and feeding tubes that were keeping him alive. The tragic Feb. 26 death of Madonna’s 66-year-old sibling in a Michigan clinic came after Anthony spent years battling booze demons and homelessness. Madonna, 64, had been paying for his treatment, but insiders say Anthony knew removing the tubes would end his life. Coming from a family of five children who were raised in Detroit, Anthony said the “sibling rivalry” was so bitter that the kids “hated each other” from early on. While Madonna battled her way to the top of the pop charts with hits including Like a Virgin and Material Girl, Anthony plunged into alcoholism and homelessness.…

HEARTLESS Linda Kasabian, who took part in the Manson family’s two-night Helter Skelter murder spree that left seven people including pregnant actress Sharon Tate dead, has passed away 54 years after saving her own skin by testifying against her cohorts. Cruel Kasabian got immunity before testifying she drove fiendish cult leader Charles Manson, Charles “Tex” Watson, Patricia Krenwinkel and Susan Atkins to the Tate and LaBianca California murder mansions in 1969. The 73-year-old snitch, who changed her name to Chiochios, died in a Tacoma hospital Jan. 21. Her body was cremated. Manson died in 2017. The others got life sentences while Kasabian survived at the poverty level for most of the years after the trial.…

HUNKY Liam Neeson lost his shot at playing James Bond — because his future wife, Natasha Richardson, threatened to call off the wedding if he took the iconic action role! “My lovely wife, God rest her soul, said to me while we were shooting Nell down in the Carolinas, ‘Liam, I want to tell you something: If you play James Bond, we’re not getting married,’” recalls the Taken star, now 70. The sweethearts were married from 1994 until Natasha shockingly died in 2009 at age 45 from a skiing injury. “She gave me a James Bond ultimatum, and she meant it! Come on, there’s all those gorgeous girls in various countries getting into bed and getting out of bed. I’m sure a lot of her decision-making was based on that!”…

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AS IF the world isn’t crazy enough, movie producer Rhys Frake-Waterfield has turned the beloved children’s classic Winnie the Pooh into a gruesome slasher flick, and, adding insult to injury, instead of it being clever critics say it STINKS! In Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, cuddly Winnie turns into a Jack the Ripper teddy bear who preys on college gals! Is nothing sacred to greedy filmmakers like Frake-Waterfield who are looking for any gimmick or bizarre twist to sucker people into buying tickets? What’s next? Cinderella gets a divorce from the prince, becomes the madam of a brothel where Snow White and Sleeping Beauty are her most popular working girls? Or Alice is a strung-out heroin junkie and goes to Wonderland every time she shoots up in her room…

BEATEN-DOWN Bethenny Frankel frets she’s “not doing great” as her struggle with an incurable blood circulation autoimmune disease sends her reeling! The 52-year-old former Housewife tearfully admits her bloated face is among many symptoms — including pain and dehydration — of postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (POTS), which she says has worsened since COVID. “Many of you are asking why my face looks different in my makeup videos, and it’s because I am messed up,” she reveals on social media. “I am not doing that great!”…

HOWARD KEEL and KATHRYN GRAYSON play squabbling divorced actors who fall in and out and in love again while on the road performing Shakespeare in the sexy, rollicking 1953 musical Kiss Me Kate. The movie version cleaned up all the dirty lyrics but has one exciting element the original Broadway production lacked — the first glimpse of a young BOB FOSSE trying out the stylized finger snapping dance technique he would later develop and bring to such classics as Cabaret and Chicago!…

POP tart Britney Spears and hubby Sam Asghari are living in a stinking house of horrors where dogs and cats run free, pooping everywhere and even attacking neighbors, sources say. The 41-year-old Toxic singer and fitness trainer Sam, 29, have “hired help who are expected to mop it up and take these dogs out, but there’s no schedule and that’s confusing to the poor pooches,” tattles an insider, who adds the cats have litter boxes but still make a smelly mess. “Britney’s constantly forgetting to let the dogs out to do their business and she won’t walk them herself, so they pee and poo all over the place. “They go wherever they please and leave piles on the marble floor and soil the rugs. They’ve even left droppings in the…

BRIAN BLASTS ANNOYING TV SON JEREMY STRONG Succession’s power-hungry patriarch BRIAN COX is freaking fed up with Methodacting JEREMY STRONG, who plays his problematic son and rival Kendall Roy in the smash HBO series. Playing a character is “just there and is accessible, it’s not a big f**king religious experience,” scoffs the irritated Scotsman, 76, who’s seeing red because his co-star continually stays in character off camera. “Oh, it’s f**king annoying.” No-nonsense Brian suggests his intense Emmy-winning castmate take a chill pill, of sorts. “He’s f**king gifted, when you’ve got the gift, celebrate the gift. Go back to your trailer and have a hit of marijuana, you know?” So, what’s headstrong Jeremy, 44, think about getting slammed by his TV pop? “Everyone’s entitled to have their feelings,” proclaims the Yale-educated actor.…

FOX News kingpin Rupert Murdoch says his TV hosts who pushed lies that the 2020 presidential election was stolen may need to be gotten rid of — but GLOBE readers already know that! In our bombshell scoop last week, GLOBE revealed FOX News stars — including Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham — are on the chopping block for pushing Donald Trump’s false claims the election was stolen — while privately admitting it was NOT TRUE! Now mega-billionaire and FOX CEO Murdoch has confessed under oath for a $1.6 billion defamation lawsuit against him by Dominion voting machines that his network “endorsed lies” spread by hosts Jeanine Pirro, Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs, Maria Bartiromo and others. “I would have liked us to be stronger in denouncing [the stolen election claims]…

HOLLYWOOD no-name Ray Buffer drew national attention for his starring role in security footage at a San Diego business — and now the two-bit actor is being charged with petty theft after booking from the shop with more than $600 in rare comics stuffed under his shirt, lawmen say. Jamie Newbold, owner of Southern California Comics, had shared video of the funny business online in October as a warning to fellow proprietors — not knowing the identity of the bearded bozo. But members of the public fingered the 53-year-old performer as the culprit! The D-list dummy — who had bit parts in Curb Your Enthusiasm, ER and Bullet Train — has pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor crime. Newbold says prosecutors told him Buffer’s lawyer is trying to broker a deal,…

SUPER-SONGBIRD Barbra Streisand is so batty over her cloned dogs Violet and Scarlet, sources say the diva’s set to clone more barkers! The 80-year-old Funny Girl recently celebrated Violet and Scarlett’s fifth birthday by showering the pooches with doggy cookies, new toys and lots of hugs and kisses. “They’re five!” the Hello Dolly diva blared on social media last September, posting a cute photo of her two pooches, who were created by growing cells taken from the mouth of Barbra’s late curlyhaired Coton de Tulear, Samantha. “Violet and Scarlett turned five and Barbra feels the time is right to start the cloning process again since it takes at least several months,” tattles an insider. “Everyone knows she cloned her dear dog Samantha and so she should be a pro at…

A FIRST-generation iPhone — sealed in the original box since 2007 — fetched $63,356 at a Louisiana auction. The device originally retailed for $599. CALIFORNIAN Nick Stoeberl, whose 3.97-inch tongue is the world’s longest, puts his money where his mouth is — using the lengthy licker to paint pictures! His works sell for $1,200 a pop! LOVABLE ladybugs are actually ruthless predators and devour about 75 other insects every day! Their favorite feast is crop damaging aphids. DESPITE popular myth, Native American Pocahontas didn’t save British colonial Capt. John Smith’s life during a confrontation with her father, Chief Powhatan. But they were, indeed, friends. IT’S true! Your hair can go white overnight from extreme stress. Doctors call the condition Marie Antoinette syndrome, since the French queen’s hair lost all color…