Globe October 21, 2019

HEX MARKS THE SPOT! Bewitching CHARLIZE THERON finds herself in a pickle on her way to charm Disneyland with her family in tow SNAKES ALIVE! Kooky AARON CARTER looks like he’s having a face-off with his crazy new Medusa tattoo PUCKER UP! JESSICA LANGE doesn’t shrivel from the spotlight at the premiere of her Netflix show, The Politician STICKY SITUATION CHRISTINA AGUILERA is blue over a wardrobe malfunction that nips her Las Vegas gig in the bud SOMETHING IN THE WAY HE SQUINTS Ex-Beatle PAUL McCARTNEY, 77, catches some shut-eye at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Abbey Road album JUSTIN’S RAIN DANCE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE knows squat during a sudden downpour at the Alfred Dunhill Links Championship in Scotland THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

STUNNING SECRETS EXPOSED! MEGA-BUSTY song stress Dolly Parton is finally making a clean breast of her steamy affairs, including with country singer Porter Wagoner and a hunky bodyguard, sources say! According to insiders, the 73-year-old recently inked a pact with Chronicle Books promising to rip the lid off her most private secrets, including why she never had kids and how that nearly drove her to suicide. Sources say the explosive $5 million memoir will also divulge the dalliances that nearly destroyed her longtime marriage to Carl Dean! “Being older now, Dolly feels she owes it to her fans to come forward and really lay it on the line,” a pal says. “She wants to put it all out there while she still can.” Wed to homebody Carl, now 77, when…

NICOLE KIDMAN is quitting her career at the peak of stardom — in a desperate last-ditch bid to save her crumbling marriage to country singer Keith Urban! Friends feared the parents of daughters Sunday, 11, and Faith, 8, were hurtling toward a heartbreaking split until Nicole, 52, made the stunning sacrifice. “She had been neglecting Keith and the kids and knew it was either put her career aside and be with her family or lose them forever,” spills an insider. They reportedly had a huge fight before Monaco’s Global Ocean Gala, where “everyone noticed the chilly atmosphere between them. Keith was glaring,” says the insider. “Word is, he gave her an ultimatum: ‘It’s me or your career!’” And Nicole, whose first hubby was Tom Cruise, chose the 51-year-old crooner. She pulled…

JENNIFER ANISTON caught onscreen rival and friend Reese Witherspoon swooning on social media over her on-again, off-again ex Brad Pitt — and now the sitcom siren is on high alert, sources say. “Reese got a little too trigger-happy when she saw a picture of Brad looking incredibly hot and laid down a heart-eye emoji and the words ‘Oh dear’ in response,” spills an insider. “Of course, it took around 20 seconds for it to get back to Jen, who was insulted. Sure, it might look like harmless fun, but Jen felt it was very disrespectful.” Insiders say the actresses grew close while shooting their new series, The Morning Show, and Reese was even at the Friends star’s 50th birthday bash in February — as was 55-year-old Brad. The Legally Blonde…

MOVIE mobster Robert De Niro says his tormented dad, Robert Sr., revealed his gay life in diaries — and he can’t read them because they’re too emotionally devastating. Instead, he’s given the four intimate journals to art historians who are working on a book about Robert Sr., a New York expressionist painter in the ’40s and ’50s who died in 1993 at age 71. “I’ll read them when it feels right,” says the Godfather and Goodfellas star, “but at the moment that’s how I’m dealing with it.” Robert Sr.’s marriage to Virginia Admiral crashed after he admitted he was gay just months after the actor’s birth in 1943. The star says the few diary scraps he’s seen were “sad for me to read. He had his demons.… I was sorry.”…

FAST-BALDING Prince Harry has been clobbered with a shocking ultimatum from diva wife Meghan: Get more hair or get lost! The appearance-obsessed duchess has been browbeating Harry — whose bald spot, according to coiffure connoisseurs, has doubled during their near-18-month marriage — into checking out Tinseltown hair-transplant docs. His bald spot has doubled since marrying diva duchess Driving the social-climbing beauty’s desperation is her deep-felt desire that her husband doesn’t end up like his chrome-dome older brother, Prince William, whose hair today, gone-tomorrow looks have horrified her. Instead, she wants a handsome, hairy hubby — not the parade of royal baldies such as William, uncle Edward, grandfather Philip and dad Charles, who covers his barren pate with an elaborate comb-over. “Meghan has turned into a rabid social climber obsessed with…