Globe Nov-09-15

WHIZ KID! Talk show titan LARRY KING had a wee little accident! Maybe it’s time for some Depends therapy HAIR SCARE EEK! We know it was just Halloween, but sight fright PAULA ABDUL needs to to fire her hairstylist! CROWN PRINCE Funnyman BILL MURRAY makes a fashion statement fit for a king STEP LIVELY No bones about it — STEVE IRWIN’S little girl BINDI is a great dancer! The teen is a top contestant on hit show “Dancing With The Stars!” FASHION FLOP OOPS! Beautiful BEYONCE gives us a real peek into her private world CRANK CALL Who ever phoned rowdy REESE WITHERSPOON, made her mighty mad!…

OPRAH WINFREY, who has waged a lifelong losing battle of the bulge, is facing a bitter backlash after buying a stake in Weight Watchers and becoming a diet spokesperson! The former talk show queen is being ridiculed by fans and turning into an even fatter fatcat out to add a mountain of cash to her $3 billion fortune! “How can she be an inspiration to lose weight when she has a private chef and still can’t shed the pounds?” asks one irate woman in an Internet post. “ Oprah’s going to try another diet platform? What a joke!” blasts a critic. “She has reinvented herself every five years — fat to thin to fat. It has made her millions. Just another business move.” As her best friend, “CBS This Morning”…

DYING Cher is desperately begging her transgender son, Chaz Bono, to find a wife! The 69-year-old superstar, who is battling a killer virus and emotional stress, is fading fast, fear friends. “Cher’s last wish is for Chaz to find real love and happiness,” says a source. “She blames herself for much of the agony Chaz has endured as he changed gender. It was a really tough thing for Cher to deal with and she wasn’t very supportive. “But as she faces her final days, all she wants is to see him happily married.” Cher’s dramatic plea came as Chaz, 46, made the shocking confession that he’s striking out in his bid to find a permanent partner — or even a date. “I seem to repel women that I am attracted…

RAVAGED by agonizing, incurable cancer, beloved icon Jackie Kennedy Onassis masterminded her own death — with help from son John Jr.! And there was no autopsy to uncover the truth! But, in a bombshell revelation, a family insider now admits the widow of both assassinated President John F. Kennedy and shipping tycoon Aristotle Onassis ended her life by an “assisted suicide. “She chose to die on her own terms,” says the insider. The 64-year-old former first lady “knew her secret would be safe” because she’d previously been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin lymphoma and “there would be no autopsy to reveal what really caused her death,” says the source. “She made it clear when she was diagnosed in early 1994 that she did not want to suffer through grueling treatments that would…

THE graphic autopsy report that followed the murder of John Lennon has never been released. And it’s led to explosive claims the document may contain scandalous medical facts about the slain ex-Beatle that his widow, Yoko Ono, wants to keep secret forever. On the night of Dec. 8, 1980, the 40-year-old superstar and Yoko were about to enter their historic New York City apartment building, The Dakota, when crazed stalker Mark David Chapman, 25, fired five shots at close range from a revolver. Four of the lethal hollow point bullets hit Lennon — three of them in the chest and back. Minutes after the 10:50 p.m. shooting, Lennon was pronounced dead at Roosevelt Hospital. The next day, New York’s chief medical examiner Dr. Elliot M. Gross conducted an autopsy and…

HOLLYWOOD legend Mickey Rooney’s passing on April 6, 2014, raised red flags after a doctor signed the death certificate without an official autopsy — even though two of his daughters believe he was poisoned! Ed Winter, assistant chief medical examiner for L.A. County, examined 93-year-old Rooney’s corpse after his office received reports the star was abused — which “turned out not to be true.” But he admits his office didn’t conduct toxicology tests to detect any chemicals in his bloodstream, which Rooney’s daughters, Kelly, 56, and Kerry, 54, suspect were present. They became suspicious after learning their dementiastricken father signed a new will on March 11, 2014. It cut out his seven surviving biological children and basically left his entire estate to stepson Mark and his wife, Darlene. They lived…