Table of contents for Sep-28-15 in Globe

TRAGIC pinup Anna Nicole Smith didn’t die from an “accidental drug overdose” – she was MURDERED – and the crime has been covered up by terrorizing the key witness. In a shattering world-first exclusive, Anna’s close friend Jackie Hatten drops the bombshell that the 39-yearold Playboy Playmate of the Year DIDN’T die by accident when she was found lifeless in her suite at Hollywood, Florida’s Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on February 8, 2007. She believes along with confidential informants that Anna was forced to take a lethal overdose. The 42-year-old Hatten also insists that the evil surrounding the deaths of Anna and her son Daniel, who also died of a drug overdose, goes so deep that her own boyfriend was paid for seven years to stalk her and then…

DAVID BECKHAM’S NO SUPER-SPY Soccer legend DAVID BECKHAM says he’d get a real kick out of playing James Bond, but he needs a few acting lessons first! A fan campaign on social media is pushing to cast the gorgeous 40-year-old as the replacement Bond after DANIEL CRAIG leaves Her Majesty’s Secret Service. But so far, British-born David’s movie career has been limited to a non-speaking role in this summer’s The Man From U.N.C.L.E., and his pal GUY RITCHIE cast him! “I can’t just jump into roles that are too big for me,” he says. Thank you. Finally a star without a big head. SAY AH! Rolling Stone KEITH RICHARDS should have opened his big mouth sooner — to his hair stylist. DOLLY’S HUBBY COMES OUT OF THE SHADOWS! DOLLY PARTON…

GLOBE’S NO-NONSENSE OPINION PAGE GLOBE’S Editor-in-Chief Jeff Rodack tells it like it is about celebrities – how they get under his skin with their stupid antics and the nonsense they try to put over on the public. Here is his unique take on newsmakers and fakers from Hollywood to Washington to London. CALLING Dr. Butz! Calling Dr. Seymour Butz! We need your help! Another highlypaid and over-rated Hollywood celeb needs his head surgically removed from his own ass. Dr. Butz has to be raking in the dough because more and more Tinseltown loonies seem to be getting their heads stuck where the sun don’t shine. The latest is not-so-funnyman Damon Wayans, who became known for stereotyping and mocking gays on TV’s In Living Color. Now, he’s trashing the dozens of…

Medical news YOU can use! STROKES are the fourth leading cause of death in the U.S. – and 60 percent of the fatalities are women. But knowing the danger signals can reduce your risk. Here are six warning signs you need to know: 1 High blood pressure. Dr. Gabe Mirkin, author of The Healthy Heart Miracle, says this is the greatest risk factor. Check your blood pressure regularly, eat lots of fruits and vegetables, and take all prescribed medications faithfully. 2 Diabetes. High blood sugar damages blood vessels, leading to a higher stroke risk. Manage your disease with a combination of healthy lifestyle and medication. 3 Smoking. This bad habit damages blood vessels and encourages the formation of clots. It also raises blood pressure and triglycerides, and lowers “good” cholesterol.…

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JUST 19, pop phenom CHUBBY CHECKER gyrates to his monster hit The Twist in 1960, sparking a dance craze that swept across America. Chubby followed up with the hits Let’s Twist Again and Peppermint Twist. Born Earnest Evans in Spring Gully, S.C., Chubby says he got his nickname as a teen working at a poultry market. According to one story, the wife of American Bandstand host DICK CLARK suggested he use the moniker Checker, so his name became a “twist” on the name of the famous singer FATS (Chubby) DOMINO (Checker).…

Mom of 6 declares war on ISIS fanatics WHO RAPE KIDS CARING mom Angelina Jolie is on a mission to stop the barbaric fiends of ISIS from raping children! “Let us be clear what we are speaking of,” says the gutsy beauty. “Young girls raped and impregnated before their bodies are able to carry a baby; boys held at gunpoint and forced to sexually assault their mothers and sisters; toddlers and even babies dragged from their homes and violated.” STOP IT, NOW! – Angie begs world leaders In a stirring speech to the United Nation’s Security Council, the U.N. Special Envoy for Refugees blasted ISIS and demanded that the council make ending rape in conflict “a priority.” Mother-of-six Angie warned, “If you do not, this horror will continue.” Shortly after…

ABRUTAL glass shop worker who strangled and beat a frail great-granny to death is going to die in prison – after DNA tests on a dropped glove tied him to the 16-year-old crime scene. Prosecutors say Nosakhare Onumonu may never have been caught if it weren’t for the damning evidence found after the March 1999 slaughter of 84-yearold Helen Klocek. Thanks to technological advances, forensic experts matched the glove to the twisted killer just as the four-time convicted felon was about to be released from prison for another offense. Klocek was last seen alive leaving a Plymouth Township, Mich., diner on her way to her apartment. Her body was discovered in an alley behind a church on Detroit’s west side. The 4-foot-5 victim had a broken right collarbone, broken sternum,…

YOUR favorite celebs cut glamorous figures decked out in their finest designer duds, but you’d be surprised to learn how many of these dazzling clothes horses love wandering around stark naked! Here’s what they have to say: TOM HANKS “In a hotel room, I strip down naked and walk around,” he says. “That’s as close as I can get to a feeling of anonymity and power.” JENNIFER LOPEZ “I like to walk around naked,” confides The Wedding Planner. “I’ve done breakfast with everyone dressed but me. Around me either girls or gays, so it didn’t matter.” CELINE DION The Canadian songbird thinks performing in the flesh is the way to go, adding, “I’d like my audience to be nude too. I wish we were naked all the time.” MICHAEL DOUGLAS…

KNOWING why your muscles ache is the first step in living a pain-free life. Inflammation is a big culprit, says Dr. Jacob Teitelbaum, the Hawaii-based author of The Fatigue and Fibromyalgia Solution. Viral infections, statin drugs and autoimmune conditions like rheumatoid arthritis can cause inflammation. Eating a diet rich in fatty fish, whole grains, leafy greens and nuts is effective to reduce swelling. Vitamin D and iron deficiencies can also cause muscle or bone pain. Dr. Leslie Matthews, an Atlantabased expert, recommends 20 minutes of daily sunshine or taking a vitamin D supplement. Choose nuts, beans and spinach to boost iron levels. After exercising, treat muscle soreness by eating protein and adding Epsom salts to a hot bath. Massage can reduce the stress response that causes muscles to tense, contributing…

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY SUSAN SARANDON turns 69 on Oct. 4 ARIES March 21 - April 20 As an affair of the heart grows ever deeper, it’s vital not to neglect routine obligations and friends. Life goes on and bills must be paid. Be wary in cash dealings while Venus and Mercury clash. Not everyone is as honest as you! A teen asks for your advice. Don’t panic – you’ll know what to say! TAURUS April 21 - May 21 Lighten up when the planets spar on Tuesday, Bull, or it could lead to trouble over something silly. Leave your ego at home and let someone else take the lead at work while you reap the benefits! Cupid smiles on singles. See and be seen – it could lead you into the…

ELVIS PRESLEY’s private nurse is breaking her silence to reveal The King’s tragic final days as he battled obesity, loneliness – and the heartbreak of losing Priscilla, the love of his life. “I saw the ups and the downs and the happy and sad,” Letitia “Tish” Henley Kirk tells GLOBE in an exclusive interview. She adds that Elvis was “a very miserable person” in the months before he died on Aug. 16, 1977, at his Memphis mansion. Kirk lived in a trailer with her family on the grounds of Graceland while caring for Presley. One of the few things that could cheer him up was his ex-wife, Priscilla. In her new book, Taking Care of Elvis: Memories With Elvis as His Private Nurse and Friend, Letitia, 73, calls Priscilla “a…

THE Force must be with Carrie Fisher – because something has managed to make the Star Wars icon look young and fresh as ever! But skeptics are speculating Princess Leia’s new look may have more to do with a plastic surgeon’s knife than anything she may have learned from the Jedi masters. The 58-year-old actress herself has joked that her character will be “elderly” and “slower than before” in the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Even so, a Hollywood insider believes Fisher is determined to turn back time as she gears up for the December release of the surefire blockbuster. “The first Star Wars film opened when Carrie was just 20 years old, so she’ll be competing with a much younger version of herself,” says the insider.…

TED DANSON is one of Hollywood’s great survivors! He spent 11 years playing barkeep Sam Malone on Cheers, six as Dr. John Becker on Becker – and just wrapped his fourth season as forensics supervisor D.B. Russell on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The balding actor, known to suffer from foot-in-mouth disease, is very lucky to be alive. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about the 67-year-old: 1. Born in San Diego, his archeologist dad, Edward, and mom, Jessica, raised him on a Navajo reservation in Arizona. 2. He grew up without TV at home. “My mother read Greek tragedies to me when I was 4,” he says. 3. He cheated death at age 7 when he fell out of a tree, landing between a boulder and a metal spike.…

She knows the Score PENELOPE CRUZ Penelope really is the Girl of Your Dreams in her sexy, bodyhugging black dress! WENDY WILLIAMS I can’t think of a better way to advertise your own clothing line than to model it yourself! JENNY MCCARTHY Sorry, Jenny, but the small knit cowl isn’t big enough to cover everything wrong with the rest of your outfit CYNDI LAUPER People always say She’s So Unusual, but we didn’t think Cyndi would run away with the circus! DIANE KRUGER Leave it up to a former fashion model to pull off a dress this size. Looking good, Diane! JOAN COLLINS Dynasty diva Joan is a longrunning beauty in her classy ensemble. Well done! TYRA BANKS This black and blue jumpsuit wouldn’t look so bad if Tyra didn’t…

KIM KARDASHIAN is only halfway through her second pregnancy, but she’s already packed on a ton of weight! Pals now suspect the 5-foot-3 reality diva will shatter the 185-pound mark she set while pregnant with her and hubby Kanye West’s first kid, North. “It looks as though she’s gained 75 pounds,” notes a Hollywood insider. “She’s huge and getting bigger all the time, and most of the weight seems to be in one place – if you get my drift.” Another source says that Kim, 34, could be risking more than the kind of ridicule she endured – people called her Shamu – while carrying North. “She can’t stop eating,” confides the source. “If she doesn’t get it under control, she could endanger her health and that of her unborn…

DON’T MISS... Quantico Sun., Sept. 27, ABC, 10 p.m. (Series Premiere) Alex Parrish (Priyanka Chopra) leads a diverse group of bright FBI recruits who’ve arrived at Quantico for training. Will they crack under the pressure or band together to discover a traitor among them? Grandfathered Tues., Sept. 29, FOX, 8 p.m. (Series Premiere) John Stamos inherits a full house of a different kind when middle-aged restaurateur and playboy Jimmy Martino is faced with the son (Josh Peck) he never knew he had — and a granddaughter. Chicago P.D. Wed., Sept. 30, NBC, 10 p.m. (Season Premiere) In a tailspin after Nadia’s death, Lindsay (Sophia Bush) has quit Intelligence, reunited with her manipulative mother and turned to drugs and partying. Can Halstead (Jesse Lee Soffer) reel her back before it’s too…

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NEW YORK Yankees legend Derek Jeter was caught having gay sex with a teammate, a former equipment manager outrageously claims in a shocking tell-all book! Fired Yankees employee Paul Priore insists he stumbled on notorious womanizer Jeter and now-married catcher Jorge Posada “engaged in sexual relations” in the clubhouse sauna at the end of the 1995 season. In his newly self-published book, Abused by the New York Yankees, the gay author, who was sacked in 1997, further claims the two All-Stars allowed him to perform oral sex on them in a car outside old Yankee Stadium in a bid to keep him quiet. “If I said anything about seeing them in the steam room, they would tell people about me being in the car with them,” he outrageously writes. Deadspin.com,…