Q Why did the baked beans go to Queensland?
A They like to live in Cairns!
Harry, NSW
Q Where do farmers get medicine?
A The farmacy!
Jaxson, NSW
Knock knock!Who’s there?Goliath!
Goliath who?Goliath down, you look-eth tired!
Miguel, NSW
Q Which invention was even more important than the first phone?
A The second phone!
Asher, Qld
Q What do you call a funny penguin?
A Comedy cold!
Lachie, Vic
Q What starts with ‘P’, ends with ‘E’, and has a million letters?
A A post office!
Aaron, NSW
Q What are the strongest days of the week?
A Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days!
Riley, NZ
Q Why was the plum mad?
A It was prune to jealousy!
Luna, NSW
Q Why did the flower have to…
