HOW FOWL!
Blubbery ex-Beatle PAUL McCARTNEY should stop gobbling — his turkey wattle is hard to face!
CHIPPING IN
With his heartthrob days behind him, former CHiPS star ERIK ESTRADA is a can-do homeowner in L.A.
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
Gaunt ANGELINA JOLIE visits the White House looking like a scary-skinny movie alien
OH MY BLOB!
Faded beauty CYBILL SHEPHERD has gone from slender stunner to flabby fatty!
DEUCES WILD
KISS rocker GENE SIMMONS is left holding the bag in L.A. after walking his pooping pooch
GLOSS MOVE
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ LISA RINNA is hooked on freshening up her trout pout…