Innehållsförteckning för April 15, 2019 från Globe

Huckster GWYNETH PALTROW is whipping gals into a frenzy peddling sexy bits of kinky lingerie straight out of the bondage flick 50 Shades of Grey! The goofy goop.com boss, who once advised women to steam-clean their vaginas, is now hawking a raunchy leather bra-and-panty set for $786, along with a $300 whip with 16 leather tails. Gwennie promises the skimpy skivvies and metal-studded flogger “will fulfill all of your BDSM (bondage, dominance and submission) fantasies” and are “prepped for full speed ahead.” The Shakespeare in Love babe’s expensive and bizarre new-age junk — including a $15,000 vibrating gold sex toy and $66 yoni (vagina) eggs — have been slammed by experts for their benefits and safety. And the government taught the blonde all about pain — by slapping her with…

A GREEDY charity volunteer is accused of fleecing New York’s finest! Piggy Lorraine Shanley spent $410,000 donated by New York lawmen to the families of slain officers on herself, according to federal prosecutors. Now, NYPD officials are saying Shanley’s alleged crimes “constitute deep violation of the trust of those who generously donate to help police families going through heartbreaking tragedy.” During seven years as volunteer treasurer for Survivors of the Shield, Shanley spent $29,000 on her grandson’s tuition, $32,000 on dental expenses and landscaping, and $8,000 on event tickets, including $1,400 on Barbra Streisand tickets, authorities say. The lowlife even filched $63,000 to pay the legal expenses of her scumbag son, who’s now in jail for a fatal 2014 hit-and-run after serving time for drug possession, lawmen charge. Her husband,…

DIVA Jennifer Lopez has been flashing her whopping $1.8-million engagement ring — but a Playboy playmate says baseball hunk Alex Rodriguez was sexting her — asking for a threesome — just weeks before he slipped the bauble on the singer’s finger! Now pinup babe Zoe Gregory warns: “J.Lo needs to wake up. I feel bad for her and I don’t think it’s right. J.Lo is amazing and she doesn’t deserve this.” According to the 36DD bra-buster, the former Yankee hitter sent her an online photo of his love bat and asked for “naughty videos” and names of “fun girls” who would join them for a threesome in San Francisco. “He was being like a dirty dog,” says the 44-year-old hottie, who was one of Hugh Hefner’s six live-in galpals at…

HAS-BEEN HILTON DIGS FOR GOLD! Over-the-hill celeb PARIS HILTON is looking for a ticket back into the limelight and thinks a gig on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is just the gig. Her aunt KYLE RICHARDS is already on the catty reality show and is dying for her former sex tape niece to join her. Ironically, Paris was once the leader of the brat pack that included KIM KARDASHIAN as a hanger-on, but now she’s been far outshone by her big-bottomed sidekick. Still, the airhead hotel heiress — who did time in a California clink — is still a bigwig in her own hollow head. A source insists, “Paris wants a million dollars” to join the housewives “and thinks she’s worth every penny.” TOMMY’S NO BRAD FAN Movie hunk…

IT’S Hollywood’s weirdest marriage! Danny DeVito and Cheers star Rhea Perlman haven’t lived together in years — but divorce isn’t on the table! Sources tell GLOBE Rhea has given up on the runty Romeo over his playboy ways, but after 37 years of marriage, the two don’t want a knockdown, drag-out fight over their $130 million fortune! “Rhea realized Danny was never going to change and she seems to accept him for who he is — a little man with a big wandering eye,” a snitch tells GLOBE. “She divides her time between their house in Beverly Hills and her own apartment in New York, while Danny crashes at their Malibu beach pad when he’s in town for work or between films. “They’re getting along better living under separate roofs.…

A CATHOLIC priest groped a woman while administering last rites, police charge. The 60-year-old victim was in hospice care when cops say she was assaulted by Rev. Gerold Langsch, 75, of Austin, Texas. He anointed the woman’s chest with holy water — and then began to apply lotion, massaged her breast, pinched her nipple and asked, “Does that feel good?” according to the arrest affidavit. Then the unholy preacher tried to slip his hand into the woman’s diaper, but couldn’t, according to the affidavit. The woman, who is still alive, told police the incident left her feeling like a “nasty, dirty piece of meat.” Langsch has been charged with assault by contact and has been removed from his post. He faces a $4,000 fine and a year behind bars if…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Monday brings a surprise — more like a shock! — involving finance or love. But when Mercury moves in, you’re able to turn it into something wonderful, Ram! That person of interest who recently caught your eye keeps turning up — a sure sign it’s time to ask them out! Wear red for love luck! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 You’re gung ho to answer a friend’s plea for help, Twin, but before you rush in, consult with family or your mate and consider the budget. It’s admirable to want to step in, but not at the risk of depriving loved ones of your time — or cash! A romantic problem is solved after Venus enters Aries on Saturday. LEO July 23 -…

NO WONDER they call them the Spice Girls! Mel B confesses she had a spicy lesbian fling in 1997 with bandmate Geri Halliwell, now wed to auto racing team boss Christian Horner. “She is going to hate me for this because she is all posh with her country house and her husband, but it’s a fact,” Mel told British TV host Piers Morgan, who used to headline as a CNN talker. “But it wasn’t a thing. It just happened and we just giggled at it and that was it. It was just that once.” Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.—Arnold Schwarzenegger…

NO WONDER Julia Roberts was so convincing as a call girl who falls for her client Richard Gere in Pretty Woman — the actress researched her role with real-life hookers! Barbara Marshall, wife of the film’s director Garry, was a nurse at a free clinic, where she paid two streetwalkers “$35 each to meet with Julia,” then a struggling 22-year-old actress. “About 20 minutes later, Julia yelled, ‘Bye … We’re going to take a drive. We’ll be back later.’ ” Worried Barbara called Garry, saying: “Your star just left. I think they were heading to Hollywood Boulevard. What if she doesn’t come back?”…

NICOLAS CAGE is hearing wedding bells again! The 55-year-old Leaving Las Vegas star has taken out a Clark County, Nev., marriage license to make makeup artist ERIKA KOIKE, 34, his fourth wife. No date has been set. Real Housewives of Atlanta babe PORSHA WILLIAMS delivered a daughter to fiancé DENNIS McKINLEY. DEMI MOORE was one of the grinning guests when ex-hubby BRUCE WILLIS renewed his wedding vows with wife EMMA, celebrating ten years of marriage. Flip or Flop real estate mogul CHRISTINA EL MOUSSA and new hubby ANT ANSTEAD are havin’ a baby — his first, her third. She has two with ex TAREK. Troubled Love & Hip Hop gal TOMMIE LEE reportedly showed up soused for a child abuse hearing. The miffed judge tossed her into the Cobb County,…

BEST known by TV fans for playing Chief Jim Hopper in the Netflix hit Stranger Things, David Harbour is ready to embrace his inner demon as the title character in Hellboy, arriving in theaters April 12. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 44-year-old actor. 1 Both of his parents worked in real estate — his mother in residential and his father in commercial. 2 David cops to being a “geeky theater kid” during his childhood. 3 He attended Byram Hills High School in Armonk, N.Y., along with future Firefly actor Sean Maher and soap star Eyal Podell. 4 Harbour graduated from Dartmouth College, where he was a member of the Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity. 5 When David was 25, his parents brought him to a mental hospital,…

A COLD-BLOODED brute killed his on-off girlfriend, chopped up her body and then dumped it in a creek, lawmen say. Two boys walking their dog made the grisly find. Authorities identified Tamara LaFramboise, 46, by her tattoos. Her head, hands and feet had been removed and have yet to be found. Stephen Falkenberg, 45, has been charged with second-degree murder. According to court documents, the couple — who lived in Yankton, S.D. — got into a savage fight at Tamara’s apartment on March 1 when Falkenberg accused her of cheating on him. He claimed she told him to “get the f**k out” and swung a bat at him, hitting him in the hand. The creep killed her when he pushed her against a wall, police say. Tamara’s mother reported her…

RANTING Roseanne Barr is accusing former TV daughter Sara Gilbert of stabbing her in the back — weeks after blaming Michelle Obama for sabotaging her sitcom comeback! After the disgraced comic was canned from ABC’s Roseanne reboot for her racist tweet about former Obama pal Valerie Jarrett, the rest of the cast continued without her on The Conners, which was recently renewed for a second season. As GLOBE reported in our March 20 issue, Barr initially claimed the former first lady convinced network brass to cut her loose. But sources say the 66-year-old is now pinning her career struggles on Sara’s response to the Jarrett slur! “Roseanne truly believes Sara had it in for her and was responsible for getting her fired from the show,” spills an insider. Sara, who…

TERRIFIED parents Heather Brough and Josh Higgins are looking for a new home after a nasty ghost attacked their baby daughter, Lily, viciously scratching the one-year-old’s face! Incredibly, expert ghost hunters confirmed the family’s Highland, Mich., house is haunted, and a baby cam caught a “ghostly male” gliding past her crib and vanishing. Now, Heather, 25, and fiancé Josh, 30, are looking for a new place, claiming they’re being driven off by the gruesome ghost of the former tenant’s crazy brother. “Seeing Lily’s face with the scratches was so bizarre and frightening,” says the spooked mom. “There was no explanation as to how that would have happened.” Heather believes she was also attacked, saying: “I woke up to get ready for work one morning and it felt like someone was…

VINDICTIVE First Lady Nancy Reagan disliked Barbara Bush so much she removed Vice President George H.W. Bush’s wife from the guest list for the royal visit of Prince Charles and Diana! The shocking snub set tongues wagging in the nation’s capital because the state dinner with the British blue bloods was the biggest Washington event of 1985. Hollywood harpie Nancy hated Barbara’s frumpiness and no-nonsense approach to life. In her new book, The Matriarch: Barbara Bush and the Making of an American Dynasty, Susan Page notes George’s wife, who died at 92 last April, was one tough babe. Barbara didn’t take guff from anyone — including Nancy. During an African safari, Barbara refused to budge when a hippo seemed set to charge. “I think she thought she could out-intimidate the…

HIS reality show Kardashian sisters are multimillionaires and so is his mom, Kris Jenner, who’s his partner in a sock business, yet Rob Kardashian was able to weasel out of paying child support! An L.A. judge said Rob could drop his $20,000 monthly payments to ex Blac Chyna for their two-year-old daughter, Dream. The judge also ruled the parents will split all medical costs and day care or private school fees. Crying-poor Rob also gets to claim Dream as a tax deduction.…

A HAUNTED bedroom set fetched $1,000 at the Habitat for Humanity thrift store in Rowan County, N.C. Shopkeepers warned customers the family that donated a bed and chest of drawers was evil — causing nonstop nightmares and making their dog bark. But local Ricky Hill coughed up the money, saying he hoped he was buying “a nice ghost.” FOLKS at Oklahoma’s Oliver and Friends Farm Rescue and Sanctuary saved Colorado the Cornish Hen from being euthanized by building a wheelchair for the chicken, who was too fat for her own legs. Now the bird is a big wheel in the barnyard! JASON WINDUS didn’t get mad when a neighbor in Santa Rosa, Calif., called code enforcement to make him cut three feet off his backyard fence — he got even.…