Globe Jan-11-16

BUM RUSH “Snatch” star JASON STATHAM must be filming the sequel, “Grab,” with his squeeze ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY! THE UNA-BOOBER Whoops! KIM KARDASHIAN’s gigantic breast seems to have taken on a life of its own as it explodes out of her coat! NIP/TUX Holy Botox! Either CANDICE BERGEN is trying to keep from becoming “Murphy Frown,” or the photographer caught her by surprise FLASH-DANCE With that oversized coat, a bedraggled ALEC BALDWIN is either selling watches or something nobody wants to see! MAD MAX He plays a rebel sympathizer in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” but it looks like frail, 86-yearold MAX VON SYDOW’S taken a turn to the Dark Side! SLIM PICKINGS Svelte supermodel HEIDI KLUM digs out a heckuva wedgie while out and about in Palm Springs, CA.…

BLOCKBUSTER TWO-YEAR INVESTIGATION LISA Marie Presley is supposed to be Elvis Presley’s only kid, but the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll shockingly fathered SEVEN love children before his tragic early death at age 42! That’s GLOBE’s bombshell revelation following an exhaustive, twoyear, world-wide investigation into Elvis’ missing family. And the astonishing findings have been verified by DNA tests, birth certificates, personal correspondence, check receipts and witness testimony! “This is an incredible discovery,” says a source close to the Presley clan. “And it’s one that’s sure to infuriate both Lisa Marie and her mother, Priscilla.” Lisa Marie, 47, is legally recognized as Elvis’ only child and the heir of his whopping $250 million fortune. ELVIS’ SECRET KIDS ROCK PRISCILLA & LISA MARIE! THE KING’S SONS & DAUGHTERS Now, GLOBE reveals the…

IT’S real-life Star Wars between Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher! Sources tell The GLOBE Harrison – who plays Han Solo in the mega-hit sequel – is livid at Carrie for planning to spill secrets about their longago romance during the 1970s. Carrie – who plays Princess Leia – has hinted in the past at the torrid off set affair they shared during the filming of the franchise’s first installment, “A New Hope” in 1977. Now, GLOBE has learned Carrie is planning to reveal all in a salacious, new book titled “The Princess Diarist,” based on long-lost journals she kept during the shoot. Of the book, due out April 26, Carrie has said, “I always kept a diary — not a diary like, ‘Dear Diary, we got up at 5 a.m.…

BOOZE-fueled Camilla has dumped her hapless husband, Prince Charles, cruelly taunting him, “You’re a loser! You lost us the crown!” And in a shocking showdown, the Duchess of Cornwall demanded a fast divorce — and $175 million IN CASH! “This was the fight to end all fights,” says a royal insider. “Camilla’s been seething since the Queen bypassed her and Charles, and handed the Crown to Prince William and his wife, Kate. “It was just a matter of time before Camilla exploded! “Her drinking’s out of control — that’s why Her Majesty wants to prevent her becoming Queen. But Camilla blames it all on Charles! “She’s been drowning her sorrows with gin and tonics and wine. She’s hardly ever without a glass in her hand. “And she finally erupted in…

BLONDE bombshell Stella Stevens, who flaunted her amazing curves in dozens of movies and TV shows, is trapped in a living hell — battling dementia in her desperate, final days! The 79-year-old “The Nutty Professor” beauty’s shocking, tragic decline began five years ago and now her longtime lover, rock guitar legend Bob Kulick, has been forced to put her in a nursing home! Friends say the voluptuous blonde, who made waves as the January 1960 Playmate of the Month in Playboy, has trouble talking. “It’s horrible to see a woman once so vibrant struggle to string together a simple sentence,” says a close source. Now the former beauty — who lit up screens big and small in “The Poseidon Adventure,” “Bonanza.” “Ben Casey,” “General Hospital” and made scores of TV…

AS A FORMER KGB spymaster, Russian President Vladimir Putin has a dark and sinister background, but now experts are tying him to an even more sinister underworld — the Undead! In fact, investigators suggest he’s a vampire who has walked the Earth for a century or more! After comparing modernday photos of the Kremlin kingpin with recently unearthed look-alike snapshots of two young Soviet-era soldiers — one taken in 1920 and the other in 1941 — analysts are indicating Putin may be an immortal blood-drinker or “a mystical time traveler who has been serving the Russian people for centuries.” Amazingly, researchers say Putin could be related to the most famous vampire of all time — notorious 15thcentury Transylvanian leader Count Dracula, who was known as Vlad the Impaler for killing…