HAVE YOU GOT an Oura Ring? I haven’t and I really want one, although I also know having one would make me an ORW[1]… But I still want one and, honestly? The only thing stopping me is I don’t think they work with my aesthetic. Overly chunksome, innit.
Sorry? What was that? You don’t know what one is? Yikes, cringe, etc, but never mind, I’ll explain. Oura Rings are smart rings, jewellery tech, ‘wearables’, designed to sit on your finger from whence they track your biometrics (heart rate, sleep, recovery, calories burned, yadda ya) then feed back to your phone, so you can, you know, check.
The Oura is this year’s Wellness Status Signifier of choice, replacing last year’s (the Zoe yellow blood sugar monitor sticker -when was the last…
