Globe July 17, 2023

SOLE MAN Oddball rapper KANYE WEST — who’s earned millions from shilling sneakers — goes shoeless in L.A. DOUGH BOY Dumbbell SPENCER PRATT, former hunk of The Hills, should lift more weights — and fewer drinks BECAUSE OF CHEW Chubby chatterbox KELLY CLARKSON stuffs her face on Today while jawing about her latest record BUMP UP THE JAM Rotund songbird RIHANNA bellies up to a fashion show in Paris before the arrival of her second kid with A$AP Rocky HOWL DO YOU DO? They say old punks never die — but wailing rocker PATTI SMITH looks like she’s on her last encore! WHO YA GONNA CALL? GUTBUSTERS! Ghostbusters goofball BILL MURRAY is letting himself go to pot! THE BEST CELEB PHOTOS EVERY WEEK!…

MACHO Chuck Norris may be one of Hollywood’s oldtime tough guys, but he’s happily henpecked by wife Gena O’Kelley, according to sources who say he lets the beauty call all the shots! “Chuck doesn’t take crap from anybody, but he’s a pussycat when it comes to Gena,” tattles an insider. “They’ve been married almost 25 years, but you’d think they were on a honeymoon, they’re so loved up.” The 83-year-old Walker, Texas Ranger star recently posted a snap showing him cooling off with Gena, 59, in the pool at their Texas home, writing: “Enjoying the summer with my wonderful wife.” “He treats her like a queen,” says the spy. “She’s got him wrapped around her finger and he likes it. He’s henpecked — and happy!” The martial arts king recently…

SINGLE mom Hoda Kotb hasn’t hooked up with a new man because she’s secretly trying to reignite the fire with ex-fiancé Joel Schiffman, insiders say. Sources snitch the 58-year-old Today anchor is tiptoeing around getting back with the 65-year-old financier, the only father her two adopted children have known. “Hoda’s being cautious and doesn’t want to wind anybody up, but she is heading towards a reunion with Joel,” spills an insider. The couple ended their engagement over a year ago, but Hoda recently dropped the bombshell that she and the moneyman spent Father’s Day at her home with Haley, 6, and Hope, 4, who they adopted in 2017 and 2019 when they were engaged. “It was just like a beautiful, beautiful day,” Hoda gushed. Hoda recently leaned on Joel for support…

MICK JAGGER’s baby mama Melanie Hamrick, 36, has yet to get the satisfaction of a wedding — but the former ballerina reveals the Rolling Stones geezer, 79, gave her a diamond “promise ring” like they’re “horny teenagers!” The retired dancer admits she’s rocking the bling on “that finger” — but adds the couple isn’t making plans to rush down the aisle. Melanie shares son Deveraux, 6, with the singer, who also has seven adult kids with four other gals.…

PLASTIC fantastic Kylie Jenner has blown a fortune on surgery, according to an insider who says the beauty’s already undergone multiple boob jobs and is planning yet another procedure over fears her breasts are “droopy and lopsided.” The makeup empire empress, 25, has copped to getting her lips done, but denies ever having her bust boosted — even though her biggest fans slam her treasure chest for looking fake. Kylie hasn’t answered the recent snark, but in 2016, when she was first rumored to have gotten her boobs upsized, she claimed her chest was busting out because of her period. “She doesn’t want to admit she’s had her boobs done, but there’s no hiding it,” tattles a tipster. “They’re extremely heavy for her body and fans have remarked she looks like…

GING Tom Cruise is looking great for 60, but his nose is growing and the alarmed Top Gun star’s so freaked out, insiders dish he’s plotting an op to pare his Pinocchio-sized snout. The Mission: Impossible megastar appeared confident posing for pics on the red carpets at the Rome and London premieres for Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One, which opens in America this month, but sources snitch that behind the scenes, he was fretting over his sprouting snout. “He kept asking his makeup artist to contour it and complained about how much bigger it looks,” tattles a tipster. As GLOBE reported in 2021, during the shoot for Dead Reckoning, Tom’s face appeared noticeably puffier, leaving his inner circle convinced he’d gone overboard on Botox and filler. “His face…