Globe December 5, 2022

ROCKY MORNING Looks like La La Land Oscar winner EMMA STONE needs more beauty sleep! ALL RISE! REESE WITHERSPOON breezes through L.A. — but the Legally Blonde cutup’s picture-perfect hair is gone with the wind! NERD MOBILE Married Maroon 5 frontman ADAM LEVINE can’t outpedal his sexting scandal — but the skirt-chasing singer does a good impression of a dorky dad! ALPHA MAIL NCIS top dog MARK HARMON keeps it casual as he fetches letters outside his California home WHATTA JOKER! Musical heavyweight NAOMI JUDD could pull double duty as Batman’s nemesis The Joker with her laughably oversized chin BACK IN THE SADDLE Country legend ALAN JACKSON performs in Nashville after postponing the remaining dates on his concert tour amid his battle with an incurable neurological disease THE BEST CELEB…

MOVIE tough guy Sylvester Stallone is a henpecked wimp since mending his marriage to Jennifer Flavin, according to worried pals who are urging the Rocky legend to regain his macho mojo! Sources claim Jennifer is walking all over the Rambo star and fear his soft new attitude will come back and bite him in the butt. “But Sly’s not going to stop. This is the strategy that won her back after she filed for divorce and he’s doing whatever it takes to keep it that way,” says a spy. Stallone, 76, and Jennifer, 54, are back since he convinced her to give him another chance three months after she filed divorce papers. Now the Tulsa King star has been loudly taking all the blame for their marriage trouble while plunging…

CONTROL freak rocker Ric Ocasek drove his model wife, Paulina Porizkova, to give up her friends and jobs for him — and then the creep cut her out of his will! After marrying in 1989, the supermodel says the Cars frontman “flew into jealous rages” forcing her to “give up all my friends” and “bookings where I had male counterparts.” Ailing Ocasek filed for divorce in 2019, but Paulina continued to live with and care for him in his Manhattan townhouse until his death at 75 that year. While the jerk left her out of his $40 million will, the loyal 57-year-old widow collected a “fair” settlement under state law.…

LOVELESS Jennifer Aniston got dumped by skirtchasing singer John Mayer, who cruelly slammed her as “old and boring” and moved on with a beauty less than half the former Friends star’s age, sources tattle. Love rat Mayer, 45, ditched the 53-year-old rom-com queen in 2009, but their booty calls only stopped in 2021, spies say, and now he’s hooking up with 23-year-old former Mad Men babe Kiernan Shipka. “Jen never got over John when he dumped her,” snitches a mole. “John strung her along for years but now he’s totally turned his back on her and branded her old and boring.” Jennifer and the notorious womanizer dated for a year, following her 2005 split from hubby Brad Pitt, 58, who junked her for Angelina Jolie. She wed Justin Theroux, 51, in…

BIGMOUTH Joy Behar’s blabbing about the nudist lifestyle she shares with hubby Steve Janowitz is WAY too much information for her View co-stars — and anyone else within earshot, say sources. “Joy’s not one to hold back when it comes to her opinion, and the same goes for details about her personal life,” reveals an insider. “She says she loves stripping off the minute she gets home after a long hard day on the set, and Steve is happy to join her. “One of their favorite things to do is watch TV while lying around in the buff and snacking on something yummy.” The senior lovebirds met at a “semi-nudist” colony and bonded over the practice, Joy confesses. “She never fails to remind her co-hosts of that, but it grosses…

AFTER nearly 30 years, crabby Nick Nolte is revealing the truth about his notorious feud with Julia Roberts while shooting the 1994 flick I Love Trouble — calling it “absurd” and behind them. The gravel-voiced, 81-year-old star and Pretty Woman Julia, 55, played rival reporters who fall in love, but she trashed him publicly, saying, “we sort of gave each other a hard time” and labeled his crude onset antics as “disgusting,” adding: “He seems to go out of his way to repel people.” Now, he confesses, “It was partly my fault and a little bit of hers.” Noting Julia had just started her doomed two-year marriage to singer Lyle Lovett, Nolte admits, “I approached it all wrong.” While he says they “haven’t” officially mended fences, he adds the “hatchet,…