Globe September 26, 2022

LAST LICKS Die Hard hunk BRUCE WILLIS, who retired from Hollywood due to a degenerative brain disorder, looks dazed during an outing in L.A. DO OR DYE Cougar Town’s BUSY PHILIPPS takes a load off in NYC — but needs to get to the root of her two-tone hair color KICKING INTO GEAR Bull Durham’s TIM ROBBINS shows off his flex appeal as the pedal pusher saddles up in L.A. WATTLE YOU KNOW! Wonder Woman’s LYNDA CARTER says she’ll never go under the knife — and her turkey neck shows she ain’t lying! SUPER DAD Dramatic JOHN STAMOS models his Spider-Man pose alongside son BILLY and wife CAITLIN MCHUGH WHAT’S UP, DOC? TV surgeon ELLEN POMPEO is dialing back her screen time on Grey’s Anatomy — but hasn’t curbed her…

MONACO’s cheating Prince Albert is paying runaway wife Charlene to appear with him in public and act like their marriage is rosy, sources claim. The couple and their seven-year-old twins showed up for U Cavagnetu, an annual picnic day in Monaco on Sept. 3, one of just SEVEN public appearances the 44-year-old blonde has made since March, when she returned from a five-month stint at a Swiss mental health clinic. Before that, she bolted from Monaco to her native South Africa for ten months after a Brazilian woman claimed her teen daughter was Albert’s THIRD love child, which he denies. Now, one European magazine insists Albert’s paying Charlene to be a good wife in public, saying he signed “an ultra-confidential contract,” while another writes Prince Albert would “pay a tidy sum…

JERKY jokester Ben Stiller is desperate to convince wife Christine Taylor he’s changed his ways — to keep their recently rekindled marriage from flaming out, tipsters tell GLOBE. The Zoolander funnyman, 56, was recently spotted fawning over the Brady Bunch beauty, 51, in NYC. But despite their loved-up outing, sources say there’s still plenty of tension simmering behind the scenes! After splitting in 2017, the pair pulled their 22-year marriage back from the brink of divorce during the pandemic when Ben moved back in with his estranged spouse and their two kids — Ella, 20, and Quinlin, 17. The insider dishes, “Ben essentially gave himself a personality transplant to win back Christine. “He’s kinder, more attentive to her needs and doesn’t react or get stressed out and snappy like he…

OVERHEATED New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice Ruelas’ revelations about having animal sex with new hubby Luis is sending her pals running for the barf bag! “Literally every day, twice a day, morning and night!” she dishes to castmates Dorinda Medley and Dolores Catania. “I can’t keep my tongue out of his mouth, he can’t keep his tongue out of my mouth.” TMI Teresa’s endless spill is grossing everyone out, spies report. “The play-by-play commentary is too much to bear,” blabs an insider. Teresa, 50, wed Luis, 47, Aug. 6 before 220 guests, including daughters Gia, 21, Gabriella, 18, Milania, 16, and Audriana, 13, from her previous marriage to Joe Giudice, who was deported to Italy following his 41-month prison sentence for fraud. Teresa also spent 11 months in stir for her…

FRANTIC Meghan has been sucking up to Jennifer Lopez in a desperate bid to rebuild her decaying Hollywood friendship circle — but J.Lo has told the diva duchess to get lost, spies tattle! The shocking snub is the latest blow for the social-climbing Suits alum, 41, who is getting a dose of her own coldhearted medicine, according to sources who note Meghan helped cut off hubby Harry from his own family and is shunning her own father, Thomas Markle. Sources dish how Meghan and Harry, 38, have been dying to hang out with J.Lo, 53, and new husband Ben Affleck, 50, after once sharing a double date in Miami with Jenny from the Block and her then-fiancé Alex Rodriguez. But the rancid royals were absent from the pair’s August wedding…

DUCHESS Meghan’s estranged dad, Thomas Markle, has exploded in fury, ranting his snooty daughter “dumped me” after hooking up with her blueblood hubby! The outburst came after the 41-year-old former Deal or No Deal suitcase model gave an interview claiming “I lost my dad.” Fuming Markle, 78, who hasn’t spoken with Meghan since before her May 2018 wedding to Prince Harry, shot back: “She didn’t ‘lose’ me. She dumped me! “I am not lost. She knows where to find me. My number hasn’t changed. I would love to hear from my daughter and meet my son-in-law and my grandkids for the first time.” Markle adds he’s “still recovering from a blood clot on the brain” after suffering a stroke in May. He claims Meghan never reached out to him after…