Globe March 21, 2022

DOUGH IS ME! It’s clear Wedding Crashers’ VINCE VAUGHN hasn’t vowed to keep his weight in check! ALL REVVED UP Honorary NASCAR starter DANNY TREJO takes his job seriously in California — the movie tough guy is raring to kick the race into gear! YOU’RE SO VEIN! Hands down — HELEN MIRREN’s ugly mitts are a hideous red carpet accessory! GLAD RAGS BROOKE BURKE makes a daring dash outside her Malibu pad — but one wrong move and she’ll be flashing her assets! TOUGH CLUCK Bye Bye Birdie’s ANN-MARGRET is no spring chicken, but the sassy star still puts on a happy face! REIGN CHECK Transformers hunk JOSH DUHAMEL is the toast of the town at a New Orleans parade — but looks like he’s been throne for a loop!…

LOVEBIRDS Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are set to blow Tinseltown for London, where they’ll tie the knot in a quickie elopement, sources dish. The 52-year-old Marry Me diva and her 49-year-old The Accountant hunk rekindled their crashed, 2004 engagement last May with snitches spilling J.Lo’s eager to get hitched before big Ben goes off the rails again. “Jennifer is starting to lean toward an elopement first, followed by a big bash later when the pressure’s off,” dishes an insider. “She’s terrified of Ben pulling out and running away at the last minute like he did in 2004. “He swears that’ll never happen again, but Jennifer is still scarred by the experience and she’s thinking a small formal affair in London or Paris would be so romantic and special.” The Argo…

TWISTED rocker Marilyn Manson is cooking up a terrifying voodoo curse to destroy Kim Kardashian’s romance with Pete Davidson as a favor to Kanye West, sources tattle. The 53-year-old manic musician is convinced he can score points by putting a hex on Kanye’s estranged wife, 41, and her 28-year-old funnyman lover, spies snitch. Manson is big into his voodoo and witch craft, according to a source, who insists he’s convinced he can get Kim to “call off the divorce,” the spy says. “Kanye is devoutly religious so he won’t be doing any rituals, but he’s probably not going to get in the way.” As GLOBE previously reported, the 44-year-old Yeezy fashion mogul, who was smacked with divorce papers in February 2021 after six years of marriage, is hellbent on derailing…

MARRIAGE-SHY Goldie Hawn still can’t commit to tying the knot with wannabe-groom Kurt Russell — after 39 years of living together — and he’s getting fed up, sources say. Kurt, 71, has proposed to the giggly blonde oodles of times and a pal says the 76-year-old actress was finally ready to take the plunge during lockdown — only for her to bail on him at the last minute. “She’s done this a dozen times, and two or three times during the pandemic, and Kurt’s saying enough,” blabs an insider. “This flip-flopping is driving him crazy.” As GLOBE previously reported, sources dished plans were afoot for the pair to tie the knot in a double ceremony with her daughter, Kate Hudson, 42, and her musician fiancé, Danny Fujikawa, 35. Goldie’s failure to…

BRITAIN’S future Queen Camilla carried on a shameful affair with Prince Charles that destroyed his marriage to Princess Diana, but her family tree is rotten with relatives notorious for even kinkier scandals. Royal author Christopher Wilson has ripped the lid off the debauched bloodline of Prince Charles’ second wife, whose kinfolk include a slave trader, reckless womanizer, the bondage freak Marquis de Sade and a mistress of the King of England. Camilla is a certified blueblood whose direct ancestors include Jeanne, Queen of Navarre (1528-72), France’s King Henry IV (1553-1610), Denmark and Norway’s King Frederick II (1534-88), beheaded Mary, Queen of Scots (1542-87), King James VI of Scotland and England (1566-1625) and King Charles II (1630-85). Camilla’s great-grandmother was Alice Keppel, the mistress of Edward VII, son of Queen Victoria…

BOOTYLICIOUS rapper Nicki Minaj has been proudly shaking her newly boosted butt and bragging thanks to a new nip/tuck fix — it’s really all her! The 39-year-old has long been targeted by buzz her impressive following is due to implants, but her new booty involved the use of her own fat, sources snitch. “Nicki got liposuction after her pregnancy and then had that fat transferred to her butt,” spills a source. “She no longer has implants. Instead it’s all her own fat so it looks and feels incredibly real. “It even jiggles the way a real butt does. She’s over the moon happy.” The Anaconda rapper, who welcomed her first child, a son with husband Kenneth Petty, 43, in 2020, flaunted her newly reshaped rear in a Feb. 17 Twitter…