Table of contents for June 28, 2021 in Globe

THE bizarre late-night killing of a top Belize cop by a sultry socialite on a deserted dock has taken a strange twist — Jasmine Hartin now claims she didn’t know the gun was loaded when she blew her friend’s brains out. Hartin, 32, daughter-in-law of British billionaire Lord Michael Ashcroft, says Police Supt. Henry Jemmott, 42, was teaching her how to handle his Glock pistol when it accidentally went off. But the Canadian-born mother of two — now locked in a dirt-floor jail charged with negligent manslaughter — keeps changing her story, local investigators say. As GLOBE previously reported, cops claim the stunning blonde, who manages her moneybags hubby Andrew’s Belize resort hotel, originally refused to talk — until threatened with cocaine possession charges. Then, according to lawmen, she insisted…

KNOCKED-UP Princess Beatrice had to tell Queen Elizabeth she was pregnant without using the word — because her strait-laced royal granny thinks it’s “vulgar.” The 32-year-old daughter of disgraced Prince Andrew and Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, 38, just got hitched in a secret July wedding and are expecting a bundle of joy this fall. But Bea had to beat around the bush when alerting the 95-year-old blue-nosed monarch, who prefers the phrase “in the family way” to “pregnant.” Still, Her Highness was “delighted” with the news.…

MAFIA rat John Pennisi claims he turned on his gangster goombahs when he got a hair-raising message from beyond the grave! The former Lucchese crime family wiseguy insists his deceased grandparents reached out and convinced him to become a government informant! The Poltergeist-like message came as he was praying before their photo, begging for advice on whether he should sing like a canary, Pennisi says. Suddenly, everything in his house started shaking! “There were no planes flying around. It wasn’t an earthquake,” Pennisi says on a podcast. “I had wine glasses and different glasses and dishes in the house. Everything was shaking in the house! “I even called my mother up, and I say, ‘I want you to listen to something.’ She says, ‘What is that?’ “I says, ‘It’s the…

FLORI-DUH can notch another nincompoop! PJ Nilaja Patterson claimed the state’s “stand your ground” defense when he was accused of pummeling an iguana to death! The lizard killer hoped to get out of animal cruelty charges that could have put him behind bars for up to five years. Patterson’s attorneys say he feared for his life when the “vicious” three-foot iguana bared its teeth “in a threatening manner” and “savagely bit his right arm,” requiring 22 stitches. Prosecutors charge Patterson, 42, kicked the “defenseless animal at least 17 times causing its death.” Patterson “clearly tormented” the animal, which was found to have a lacerated liver, broken pelvis and internal bleeding, according to a report. A circuit court judge denied Patterson’s immunity.…

AN INNOVATIVE toilet system, which features a small camera, may help doctors get to the bottom of gastrointestinal troubles — by sending pictures of poop straight to a physician’s office, scientists say. Dubbed the Smart Toilet, the device analyzes a patient’s output with the help of a computer algorithm to identify if a bowel movement appears normal or if blood is present in stool, according to researchers from Duke University in North Carolina. The high-tech toilet can be fitted into existing pipes and may help flush out folks with bowel cancer, irritable bowel syndrome and inflammatory bowel disease, experts claim. Lead study author Deborah Fisher says the device is likely more reliable than patients’ memories and may provide “long-term information needed to make a more accurate and timely diagnosis.”…

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EVIL Nazi strongman Adolf Hitler was a wuss in the bedroom where he begged to be humiliated — with women kicking and urinating on him instead of having regular sex. In fact, his last galpal Eva Braun, who was with him for 13 years, confessed to her hairdresser that while they slept in the same bed, they never did the deed! These bombshells about Der Fuhrer’s twisted, kinky cravings are dropped in the TV documentary Hitler’s Secret Sex Life, which exposes the Third Reich fiend as a kinky sadomasochist and voyeur who was addicted to porn. Ironically, Hitler, who cowardly committed suicide at 56 with Eva in his Berlin bunker as Allied troops closed in in 1945, told his followers he was a clean-living, chaste stud who focused his energies,…

THE gal who accused actor Cuba Gooding Jr. of assault by “pinching her butt” has been granted a default judgment in her civil suit against the creep. Now, the Oscar-winning Jerry Maguire star, who’s been accused of sexual no-nos by at least 30 gals, faces a trial to determine how much cash he has to fork over for the emotional distress suffered by Natasha Ashworth when he assaulted her at the Tao Downtown Nightclub in the Big Apple in October 2019. According to Natasha, around 4:20 a.m., Cuba used “his right hand … to pinch her right buttocks.” When she told him: “Don’t touch my butt” she says he replied: “Aw, that’s no fun — and I didn’t, I touched your back.” After trying to touch her again, she says…

DISGRACED Matt Lauer has put his TV comeback on the back burner to focus on a fall wedding with Shamin Abas, sources say. The 63-year-old former Today show superstar, who left NBC in 2017 after a shocking sex scandal, has thrown himself into wedding planning now that most of his old colleagues have shown him the door — instead of inviting him back with a plum gig, spies dish. “Matt assumed he’d be back working at one of the networks, if not NBC, and it has finally dawned on him that no matter how hard he pushes or hollers, the entertainment world will never forgive him for being a creep,” spills an insider. “He thought the dust would have settled by now, but after putting his feelers out he now…

SNIPPY 74-year-old Pat Sajak’s trying to keep in step with young fans by undergoing secret nip/tucks to banish the telltale signs of aging, sources say. The Wheel of Fortune host, who’s had testy outbursts on camera since emergency 2019 surgery for a blocked intestine, is now sporting a brash new look next to timeless letter-turner Vanna White, sources snitch. “Pat ruffled a lot of feathers and he’s truly sorry and hopes his youthful appearance gets him out of the doghouse and back in people’s good graces,” tattles an insider. “He’s dying his hair and it’s even blonder than Vanna’s, and trying to be in tune with the younger fan base by learning the lingo and gestures. “He’s so desperate to be cool and he’s even talking about getting a tattoo…

DUCHESS MEGHAN’S attempt to cash in on her celebrity marriage to Prince Harry by penning a children’s book has bombed. Her tale The Bench, about a father and son’s relationship seen through a mother’s eyes, came in at a lowly 265 on Amazon’s U.K. list and only reached 65 among kids’ books. Meghan even tried to use her prince as a selling point, by having illustrator Christian Robinson make the dad a redhead like Harry. Royal expert Angela Levin slams Meghan, saying: “I don’t know how you can write about a boy, a son or a father, when you haven’t spoken to your own father for years.”…

Who knew?! Starsky and Hutch had the hots for each other, says PAUL MICHAEL GLASER, who starred in the hit ‘70s cop drama with DAVID SOUL! “I think it’s very real,” reveals Paul, who notes there was a spark of gay tension between his character, Dave Starsky, and Soul’s Hutch. “I think it’s important to understand that yeah, there’s homoerotic elements,” he dishes, noting in real-life “David and I are for the most part — if you have to define oneself — straight.” He then notes, “But you have to be able to recognize there’s a part of all of us that is homoerotic.” The former castmates kid about their old show’s gay undertones “all the time,” says Paul. “One thing David and I had and still have is a…

BRAZEN BRA QUERIES HAD CHRISTINA CRINGE This ain’t the ’60s! Former Mad Men star CHRISTINA HENDRICKS, 46, is still kinda mad she kept being questioned about her bra during the show’s run. “There certainly was a time when we were very critically acclaimed, and getting a lot of attention for our very good work and our very hard work and everyone just wanted to ask me about my bra again,” grouses the Emmy-nominated star, adding: “There are only two sentences to say about a bra.” And you know what they are, so don’t pretend ya don’t! SCOTT’S SQUEEZE IS CLEVER COOKIE HARRY HAMLIN and RHOBH star LISA RINNA’s 20-year-old daughter, AMELIA HAMLIN, keeps getting skewered online for dating KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN’s middle-aged ex, 38-year-old KUWTK star SCOTT DISICK. But before hammering…

FOR years, Riley Keough was best known as the granddaughter of Elvis Presley — and daughter of troubled Lisa Marie Presley and ex-hubby Danny Keough. But the 32-year-old has been carving out her own career as a model and actress since age 15. In the new film Zola, she plays a crafty stripper who convinces a gullible waitress to go on a wild road trip. Here are ten things you don’t know about Riley. 1 Her first name is actually Danielle, but she’s long gone by her middle name, Riley. 2 As a kid, she sometimes lived at her mother’s Los Angeles home, as well as at Graceland in Memphis, Tenn., but was primarily raised by her dad in Hawaii and L.A. 3 Through her father, she’s a distant cousin…

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VENGEFUL Sharon Osbourne is set to roar back following her ouster from The Talk and get even with the witches who threw her to the wolves, insiders dish. The 68-year-old loudmouth is already gloating over the huge 14 percent ratings plunge — from 1.5 million to 1.3 million daily viewers — since she left the gabfest after supporting her TV commentator pal Piers Morgan, who slammed Prince Harry’s wife, Meghan, as a liar, sources say. “She’s feeling vindicated in the eyes of her fans and viewers and has been biding her time, waiting for a chance to tell it like it is,” tattles an insider. “In spite of people still giving her a hard time, she has a lot of allies and is slowly but surely pulling things together. “She…

ANGELINA JOLIE and Brad Pitt’s kids are miserable over their parents’ nonstop fighting — and Shiloh is suffering the most, insiders claim. Sources say the Brangie Bunch looked miserable at Angelina’s 46th birthday dinner at Los Angeles Tao eatery on June 4 after a judge awarded Brad joint custody of their minor children, Pax, 17, Zahara, 16, Shiloh, 15, and 12-year-old twins Vivienne and Knox. “It breaks the kids’ hearts their parents can’t find a way to make nice,” spills an insider. “All of them would like the fighting to stop and being paraded around restaurants in a show of family unity is no fun. “The kids love their mom very much, but Angie’s bitterness with Brad has them all at breaking point. “Shiloh is especially in a difficult spot…

OOPS! Gwyneth Paltrow’s attempt to expand her online Goop empire to fancy stores has bombed — she’s had to shut down her three main boutiques because they’re money-losers, insiders dish. The actress’ ritzy stores in the Big Apple, London and San Francisco have been shuttered after losing a whopping $1.4 million this past year. The 48-year-old Shakespeare in Love Oscar winner blames the pandemic for keeping shoppers at home instead of going to stores and browsing high price tag items like her This Smells Like My Vagina candles that sell for $75 a pop. “Before the pandemic hit, Gwyneth was opening store after store successfully, and she was doing ‘pop up’ boutiques in many other places,” says a source. “But once people were ordered to quarantine, the larger brick and…

EMBATTLED Britney Spears released a bizarre social media post where she’s dressed as a serpent and calls herself a “motherf***ing snake” just as she’s about to prove she’s ready to handle her $60 million fortune in a court competency hearing. In the post, the pop princess, 39, wears a green and black snakeskin suit and rants: “I held a snake at the @VMAs one time but decided to go ahead 20 years later and become the motherf***ing snake myself!!!! And since TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS you tricky little s**ts … who knows what color snake I will be tomorrow [flushed face and smirking emojis].” The Baby One More Time singer ends with the puzzling: “STAY SAFE folks and watch out for the [three snake emojis]!!!!!” Her fans seemed mystified and…

TROUBLED Friends star Matthew Perry lost the top of his right middle finger in a car door accident. OKLAHOMA leads the nation with 200 man-made lakes. The state started taming wild water resources right after World War II. WITH the largest hind legs in the cat family, American mountain lions can jump 15 feet high and leap more than 40 feet! THE Sazerac — a sugar cube, a quarter ounce of Absinthe, a shot and a half of cognac, and three dashes of bitters — is the official drink of New Orleans! FOLKS sentenced to death at Massachusetts’ Salem Witch Trials weren’t burned alive, no matter what you see in movies. They were hanged!…

PIT-BULL lawyer F. Lee Bailey helped football great O.J. Simpson beat a murder rap, but his own fall from grace was just as stunning! The legendary legal eagle — once hailed as one of America’s finest trial attorneys — died flat broke, disbarred and living in obscurity at age 87 on June 3. “I would do things differently only with the benefit of hindsight, and that’s a chance that life never gives you,” he whined in his final days. Bailey first made headlines in 1966 by convincing the Supreme Court to overturn the conviction of Dr. Sam Sheppard, a neurosurgeon jailed for killing his pregnant wife. The case inspired the TV series and movie The Fugitive. He also defended the Boston Strangler, Albert DeSalvo, and accused My Lai Massacre Army…

No wedding bells for never-married MATTHEW PERRY and fiancée MOLLY HURWITZ, who’ve ended their engagement. “Sometimes things just don’t work out and this is one of them,” explains the former Friends star, 51, of his split with the literary manager, 29. “I wish Molly the best,” says Matthew, who is now rumored to be dating his assistant. Country star couple JAY ALLEN, 34, and KYLIE MORGAN, 25, got engaged on the anniversary of their first date! “It was such a full-circle moment,” says the bride-to-be. Rocker JOHN MELLENCAMP, 69, is hitting a high note with new galpal, realtor NATASHA BARRETT, 46. They’ve been spied taking romantic beachside strolls in Malibu! Retired boxing champ SUGAR RAY LEONARD, 65, is trying to unload his palatial Pacific Palisades mansion for $46.5 million. Getting…

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CAITLYN JENNER won’t cuddle, reveals the transgender icon’s live-in lady! “There’s no hanky-panky,” insists Sophia Hutchins — despite rumors that have swirled since the 25-year-old beauty moved into 71-year-old Jenner’s posh Malibu home five years ago and became the former Olympic athlete’s manager. Sophia — who is also transgender — says she is “not a lesbian” and that Caitlyn is like a mother to her. “It was never romantic. Never sexual,” Sophia said in an interview.…

A RETIRED high school teacher is in deep doo-doo after cops cited him for repeatedly relieving himself in his neighbor’s yard! Cops say the 70-year-old poopster, Jerry Detrick, admits depositing his dung on private property because he was a “Trump man” and his Greenville, Ohio, neighbors “are Democrats and support Joe Biden.” The unfortunate neighbor, 59-year-old Matthew Guyette, was steaming after catching his mystery turd tosser leaving yet another stack of stool near his privet hedge. He gave police a description of the bum, who he says has also been sprinkling wee wee on his lawn. Using the description, cops tracked down Detrick, who lives a couple of blocks away. The determined defecator was cited for littering, a misdemeanor.…

JERSEY SHORE: Family Vacation star Angelina Pivarnick’s marriage is no picnic — she says her sex life with husband Chris Larangeira is “dogs***!” Many are wondering whether the nearly two-year union is toast after Angelina admitted on a recent episode of the MTV reality show that bedroom romps are “nonexistent at this point.” The 35-year-old firecracker confessed to co-star Deena Cortese “whoever starts the fight won’t want to bang.” What’s more, she revealed she and hubby did zilch between the sheets during the previous group trip to Las Vegas! “Our sex life is nonexistent at this point,” moaned Angelina. “And honestly, I don’t know if we can, like, get the spark back in our relationship, and that’s not a good thing!”…

RABID rocker Kid Rock is being rapped for using gay slurs to trash fans at his show. The 50-year-old singer went ballistic when fans pulled out their cellphones to film his act at the Fishlipz Bar & Grill in Smithville, Tenn. “F**k your iPhone, yeah,” he bellowed. “You f**king f****ts with your iPhones out!!!” This isn’t the first time Rock, a.k.a. Robert James Ritchie, has gotten in hot water with his foul mouth. He was dumped as grand marshal of Nashville’s 2018 Christmas parade for cursing out The View’s Joy Behar. Earlier in 2015, he slammed his form of “rap-rock” as turning into “bulls**t” by becoming “pretty gay.” Meanwhile, his latest 2020 single, Quarantine, as DJ Bobby Shazam, fizzled, never making the charts.…

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