Table of contents for May 31, 2021 in Globe

JAMIE LEE CURTIS, who embraces her fifty shades of naturally gray tresses, had more than a few things to say about never-starved-for-attention WILL SMITH! After the Men in Black star groused he’d gone from hunk to chunk, sharing a not-so-hot shirtless snap to prove it — as seen in GLOBE last week — Jamie Lee couldn’t help butting in with her own revealing post — an unretouched 18-year-old pic of herself in underwear, revealing flabby love handles, side by side with Will’s new photo. “Acceptance of the way things are is the first step to any change,” lectures Tony Curtis’ 62-year-old daughter. “None of us should be unhealthy. We ALL have fallen into bad habits,” she says. “The GOAL is self-acceptance, self-love. Realistic, attainable self-acceptance. In recovery we say, ‘Compare…

AFTER 25 years of marriage, Kelly Ripa must need a reminder of her wedding date because the talk show chatterbox had a tattoo of it inked onto the inside of her elbow. Actually, the “5.1.96” tat was part of her silver anniversary gift to actor-hubby Mark Consuelos, both 50, along with a loving social media tribute, scribbling: “Happy 25th Anniversary to the love of my life @instasuelos in the blink of an eye. Because when you know, you know. Thank you for all of the dreams you made reality.”…

SHARON OSBOURNE doesn’t let the grass grow — the former TV chatterbox is on the brink of rebooting The Osbournes reality show, spies dish. Sources say interest in the controversial star remains high — despite leaving The Talk after a racism scandal. Sharon, 68, is “ready to go again for the right deal, absolutely” — with some saying returning to reality TV could bring her and heavy-metal icon husband Ozzy, 72, as much as $20 million!…

Fears daredevil dad encourages risky business JITTERY Julia Roberts is tearing her hair out — because hubby Danny Moder has turned their three kids into thrill-seeking daredevils, tipsters tell GLOBE. The protective Pretty Woman star, 53, flipped out after her husband of 18 years posted an Instagram video of their youngest son, Henry, 13, skateboarding along a winding road — without a helmet, sources dish. “Danny’s a great dad, and the kids love him. But he’s also a massive adrenaline junkie, who loves living on the edge — and the kids are following suit!” spills an insider. However, sources snitch Julia wants to slam the brakes on Danny’s adventurous antics, while he insists his worrywart wife is overreacting! The actress and the Emmy-nominated cinematographer, 52, also share 16-year-old twins Hazel…

IT’S no joke — funnyman John Mulaney, fresh out of rehab, is divorcing his artist wife, Annamarie Tendler! The 38-year-old former Saturday Night Live writer — who has often used bits in his comedy about his struggles with coke and booze — completed a 60-day stint in rehab in late February. “I am heartbroken John has decided to end our marriage,” Annamarie, 35, says. “I wish him support and success as he continues his recovery.”…

SPERM donor Ari Nagel, 44, has fathered 78 kids and has 13 more buns in the oven! The New York college professor says he deposits most of his donations in a cup — but concedes he sometimes does it the old-fashioned way! A 66-INCH Virginia rat snake was brought back from the dead after swallowing a golf ball painted to resemble a chicken egg and is now on the loose again. Fore! NEW JERSEY sanitation workers spent 90 minutes digging through a mountain of trash at an Atlantic County dump before finding the wedding ring and wallet accidentally thrown out by Ruth Watson’s ten-year-old son. RICHARD NIXON’S favorite snack was cottage cheese smothered in ketchup! Obviously, the president was NOT a cook!…

ALEX RODRIGUEZ is flabbergasted over ex-fiancé Jennifer Lopez’s quickie hookup with former flame Ben Affleck, sources say. The jilted slugger, 45, firmly believed he’d win back the Hustlers hottie, according to insiders, and was dumbfounded when “Bennifer” slipped off for a romantic getaway at a ritzy ski resort! “Alex is shocked Jennifer has moved on!” tattles a source. “He truly thought they would be able to make it work and reconnect. He has been reaching out to J.Lo to meet with her and she has been very short with him.” Insiders dish Batman beefcake Ben, 48, initiated contact with J.Lo, 51, back in February — showering her with gushing emails while she filmed Shotgun Wedding in the Dominican Republic. At the same time, A-Rod was trying to woo her back…

MORE weirdness in the bizarre Tiger King case — a creepy anonymous letter claims animal rights activist Carole Baskin’s missing hubby is buried under her house. Jeff Lowe, who took over jailed Joe Exotic’s big cat park and now runs The Oklahoma Zoo, claims he received a letter in May 2020 saying, “The corpse lies under Her House,” signed, “The Faithful Witness.” As viewers of Netflix’s hit series Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness know, Baskin, head of Big Cat Rescue, led the fight to shut down the private zoo run by Exotic, 58, whose real name is Joseph Allen Maldonado-Passage. He’s currently serving 22 years for a 2019 murder-for-hire plot to kill Baskin. The bizarre letter Lowe received pushes the theory that Baskin’s hubby Don Lewis, who vanished in 1997,…

HADDISH SOLD EGGS TO MAKE ENDS MEET Kids Say the Darndest Things and so does the show’s chatty host, TIFFANY HADDISH! The comedian dropped jaws spilling she once sold her eggs to a fertility clinic because she needed money. Now at 41, she’s finally ready to be a mom. “I’m taking parenting classes now to adopt,” she reveals. “I’m looking at, you know, age five and up — really like seven. I want them to be able to know how to use the restroom on their own and talk. I want them to know that I put in the work and I wanted them.” The Girls Trip star also explains why surrogacy isn’t the right route for her. “I don’t wanna pay nobody to carry my baby neither, ’cause then…

PIONEER Woman Ree Drummond’s daughter’s nuptials were disrupted by a pair of wedding crashers — her dogs! “My basset hounds crashed the wedding. They heard the commotion and walked 1.8 miles down the road to the reception,” says Ree, 52, while showing off a photo of the dirty dogs. The adorable snap features delighted newlyweds, 23-year-old Alex Drummond and Mauricio Scott, petting one of the hounds. The couple swapped vows at the Drummonds’ Oklahoma ranch on May 1.…

TV MONEYMAN Marcus Lemonis is being sued by two companies charging The Profit reality series frontman took them under his wing as part of a sinister scam to bankrupt them and rip off their products! The moneybags CEO of $2 billion Camping World, Lemonis spearheads the CNBC reality show, which began in 2015 and is produced by his company, Machete. The series features the millionaire investing in struggling businesses and guiding owners in exchange for a chunk of the pie. But L.A. legal eagle Gerald Fox claims Lemonis “preyed” on clothing retailer Gooberry and Bowery Kitchen Supplies “in bad faith,” running them into the ground and looting them for his own profit. “Lemonis portrays himself as a savior to small businesses, when, in reality, he destroys the businesses he purports…

OLDER adults who lead inactive lifestyles run a greater risk of hearing loss, say researchers. A study by scientists at the National Institutes of Health in Maryland measured the physical activity of nearly 200 people aged 60 to 69. The team says they discovered those who engaged in the least physical activity — defined as less than six minutes of moderate to vigorous workouts daily and more than 30 minutes a day in “sedentary behaviors,” such as sitting and watching TV — showed hearing loss was equal to ten-plus years of their actual age. “These findings suggest promoting physical activity among older adults with hearing loss is important, and further research is needed to investigate whether hearing loss interventions could improve physical health profiles,” writes the study’s authors.…

THREE-TIMES divorced Angelina Jolie says it’ll be difficult to find new love after her train-wreck marriage and divorce from super-hunk Brad Pitt. The 45-year-old Maleficent movie witch, who’s been battling Brad over money and child custody since 2016, was asked what things will keep her from hooking up with a guy. “I probably have a very long list,” she dishes while refusing to elaborate. “I’ve been alone for a long time.”…

BAD DOG! Bo the Tennessee rescue pup was having a ruff day — so he made mincemeat of adopted mom Vickie Shelton’s brand-new sofa until it was nothing but a pile of white stuffing! That put Bo in the doghouse, but the next day he outdid himself by chewing through a wire crate and splintering a door to smithereens! Vickie, 51, says she thought she’d been burgled when she came home from her HR job to find the wreckage of what was formerly her sofa. “Bo then sits down in the middle of the mess, wagging his tail. He was very happy with himself,” she says. “That’s when it all clicked. I couldn’t believe it!” The next day, Vickie caged the mischievous mutt in a crate in her son’s locked…

COVID is especially deadly for senior citizens so it’s no surprise the pandemic turned beloved 99-year-old Golden Girls star Betty White into a recluse shut away in her home from friends and loved ones. The iconic star of the ’70s classic The Mary Tyler Moore Show, where she played sickeningly cheerful Sue Ann Nivens, and the more recent Hot in Cleveland had vowed to keep working to the end, but the pandemic shut down Hollywood. And with 80 percent of those killed by the virus being 65 or older, “the pandemic has severely affected her life and her ability to regularly interact with friends face-to-face,” her rep Jeff Witjas tells a source. “However, she still pens plenty of letters, makes phone calls and has limited visits with friends and loved…

KITCHEN hottie Giada De Laurentiis is so fed up hearing fellow TV chef and pal Bobby Flay whine about being single, she’s decided to fix him up with a dishy babe who will make a perfect recipe for love, sources say. A TV Iron Chef and owner of a slew of eateries, 56-year-old Flay is a triple flop at marriage, who’s sizzled with a string of mostly younger gorgeous gals. His last lover was 36-year-old actress-singer Helene Yorke, who shacked up with him at his Big Apple pad from 2017 to 2019, and then walked shortly before he and Giada, 50, left to shoot their new travel-themed cooking show in Italy. Listening to Bobby, who’s also romanced actress January Jones and funnygal Chelsea Handler, pour his broken heart out, Giada is…

COUNTRY legend Loretta Lynn is a lifelong hoarder — and at 89 she’s sitting on a huge pile of junk, insiders say! Sources snitch loved ones think the famed songbird is totally batty, but she refuses to toss anything! “Loretta has a serious clutter problem! She won’t throw anything away whether it’s a sweater she wore 60 years ago, greeting cards or rubber bands,” spills a spy. “She’s got food containers stacked to high heaven!” Even though she’s worth $65 million, Loretta is from the generation where you save everything, adds a source. “It’s exasperating for her kids, and especially her staff who have to dust crammed shelves and corners and other spaces,” dishes the insider. The songbird’s 18,000-square-foot plantation home, which she shared with her late hubby, Oliver “Doolittle”…

It’ll be another bundle of boy for Boy Meets World star DANIELLE FISHEL, 40, who’s pregnant with her second baby. The actress and husband JENSEN KARP — yup, same guy who went viral claiming he found shrimp tails in a box of cereal — also share son ADLER. Country singer RaeLYNN and hubby JOSH DAVIS are expecting their first baby, a daughter, in September. “I should have known with my debut song God Made Girls that God would give me a girl first!” says The Voice alum, 27. Singer ELLIE GOULDING, 34, finally croons the name of her newborn son with husband CASPAR JOPLING. It’s ARTHUR EVER WINTER JOPLING. TALLULAH WILLIS, the youngest of BRUCE WILLIS and DEMI MOORE’s three daughters, got engaged to filmmaker DILLON BUSS. Cat’s out of…

SEX-SWAPPER Caitlyn Jenner’s bid to be California’s next governor has apparently hit a big snag — she can’t count on son Brody’s vote, spies dish. Reality star Brody, 37, is “embarrassed” by the former Olympic decathlon champ’s conservative campaign platform, according to sources who say The Hills: New Beginnings star is dodging questions about Caitlyn’s candidacy. Republican Caitlyn says she’s running because all her pals are moving to Arizona due to Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom’s “disastrous” policies. She insists she won’t ask any of her kids to get involved in the campaign.…

SITCOM siren Sofia Vergara made her debut as a judge on America’s Got Talent in 2020, and the Modern Family alum has returned for her second stint in this year’s season 16 — joining fellow panelists Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum and Simon Cowell. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 48-year-old Colombian beauty. 1 Her middle name is Margarita. 2 She was one of six kids born to a homemaker and cattle rancher in the city of Barranquilla. 3 Her first TV appearance was in a soft drink commercial at age 17. 4 She studied dentistry for two years at the National University of Colombia before dropping out to pursue modeling and acting. 5 Sofia moved to the U.S. in 1994 to host a Spanish-language travel show based…

A TATTED-UP ex-con was not only s**t-faced at Kid Rock’s bar in Tennessee, he literally lost his s**t on a pair of cops, police reports say! The cops were struck in the line of doody when Nicholas Newhart, 39, allegedly pulled his colostomy bag out of his pants and whacked them with his feces, lawmen claim! The crappy situation unfolded when Newhart blocked an exit door at Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock ‘N’ Roll Steakhouse in Nashville on May 1. When Newhart refused to leave, security called cops for help. That’s when the drunk dirtball began swinging his colostomy bag around, hitting two officers with his excrement, arrest reports say. Newhart faces several charges, including two misdemeanor counts of assault of an officer, disorderly conduct and public…

IN A sticky-fingered twist on Scooby-Doo, a Black man is accused of wearing a life-like mask of a white man to commit a string of burglaries in Southern California! Rockim Prowell, 30, launched his crime spree in April 2020 and often hit hoity-toity homes, authorities say. But cops were stumped for months and released surveil-lance images of their suspect, which showed something was off. “It was odd this burglar’s mouth was always open when seen on video surveillance,” LAPD Pacific wrote in a now-deleted tweet. “When he was caught breaking into another home we discovered why.” Beverly Hills cops say they cracked the case on May 2 when they stopped Prowell and found the mask, along with other items connecting him to two break-ins there last July and on April…

ARIES March 21 - April 20 Give and take is the secret to success as Venus and Uranus clash Monday. You may not get your own way, but you’ll feel so terrific making someone else happy by going along with their desires! Midweek, look for a chance to make quick cash! The weekend brings news of a baby or upcoming wedding! GEMINI May 22 - June 21 You’ve lots to do but Mercury retrograde stirs up trouble when paperwork goes missing or technology breaks down. Luckily someone you meet midweek has solutions to get you back on track. Sizzling romance is starred — but don’t commit if you aren’t 100 percent certain this person’s right for you! LEO July 23 - Aug. 23 You want nothing more than to head…

FORMER New Jersey TV housewife Dina Manzo’s ex-hubby Tommy Manzo has been indicted as part of the home invasion attack on the beauty and her now-hubby, David Cantin. In May 2017, two masked goons beat the 49-year-old star and Cantin, 41, in her Holmdel, N.J., townhouse, bound them with zip ties and fled with her $60,000 engagement ring and $500 cash. Prosecutors claim Tommy, 51, was in cahoots with the attackers, though he denies it. They previously indicted James Mainello, 53.…

Elvis’ kid thinks shock rocker is a teddy bear ACCUSED sex fiend Marilyn Manson has become a Hollywood pariah amid horrendous abuse allegations, but the shock rocker still has one A-list pal — Lisa Marie Presley, spies dish! Sources say Lisa Marie, 53 — who’s lost her son to suicide, battled addiction issues and fought an ugly divorce battle in recent years — is reaching out to the 52-year-old Sweet Dreams singer. “They’ve been very tight for many years. Lisa believes the guy is a good person deep down, just totally misunderstood and misrepresented,” squeals an insider. Elvis Presley’s only child shocked the music industry when she appeared as a crazed medic in Manson’s 2018 music video Tattooed in Reverse, sources say. “Marilyn and Lisa Marie really bonded shooting that…

A MONSTER shark tossed a Florida woman around “like a fish” while she surfed in the ocean! Adrienne Wikso, 64, was on her longboard when a bull shark snapped its jaws around her foot near New Smyrna Beach on April 30. “He was out of the water, thrashing, up in the air with me — and he wouldn’t let go!” Adrienne says. “He started shaking me and pulling me — trying to get away with me like I was a fish!” She kicked it with her other foot and a pal pulled her to shore. Adrienne had four-hour surgery to repair her injured foot and she’s expected to recover. As for going back into the water, “I honestly don’t know,” she says. Just days later another shark attacked a gal…

ACTOR Paul Hogan made Australia trendy in the U.S. with his Crocodile Dundee flicks, but now he’s being slammed by his Down Under countrymen as a whining brat! The 81-year-old star has lived in L.A. since raking in an estimated $100 million from two crocodile flicks in the ‘80s and a third in 2001 that also made Aussie lingo — like “shrimp on the barbie” — popular in America. Now he says he’s “desperate” to move back to his homeland, citing the city’s growing homeless population and crime epidemic. But Hogan whines he “won’t survive” Oz’s mandatory 14-day hotel quarantine. His remarks triggered social media outrage. One Aussie tweets, “Quarantine like everyone else or stay in America. You're not special.”…

KIDNAP survivor Elizabeth Smart is finally speaking out about her sex life after the horrors of being raped as a teenager for months on end. In a new YouTube series, the trailblazer explains how she copes with “so much rape and sexual trauma” so she can enjoy intimacy with her husband of nine years, Matthew Gilmour. Now 33, Elizabeth was only 14 on June 4, 2002, when she was grabbed at knifepoint from her bed in her family’s Salt Lake City home and dragged off to a mouse-and-spider-filled hellhole! A freakish, unhinged couple, Brian David Mitchell and wife Wanda Barzee, kept her bound with steel cables like an animal for nine months — and Mitchell raped her up to four times a day. Elizabeth wasn’t found until March 12, 2003…