Globe May 17, 2021

SQUAT’S UP? British funnyman RICKY GERVAIS looks like he’s trying to get a handle on a painful situation BOOTY QUEEN Rotund rapper LIL’ KIM throws her weight around onstage in Miam NOD SQUAD Alzheimer’s stricken TONY BENNETT catches a catnap in NYC’s Central Park NIPPY WEATHER Former Dancing with the Stars pro JULIANNE HOUGH waves goodbye to modesty in super clingy swimwear STONE-COLD FOX Former Olympic skier LINDSEY VONN rocks her workout while on vacation in Mexico PUPPY LOVE TV’s Mr. Nasty SIMON COWELL is a doggone softie when it comes to pooches!…

BOOTED beefcake Alex Rodriguez has given ex Jennifer Lopez a furious ultimatum: Stop treating him like a dumped dope, or he’ll start talking, insiders squeal. A-Rod tore into his onetime fiancée, warning her to cool it during a dinner at a plush Beverly Hills bistro in late April after she flew in from the Dominican Republic, where she filmed Shotgun Wedding with leading man Josh Duhamel, dishes a spy. “He’s resigned to their being over but wants it to be smooth and amicable — that’s why he insisted on this dinner the minute she got back from shooting,” says the insider. The 45-year-old exbaseball slugger has been seething since J.Lo, 51, kicked him to the curb and then turned him into a laughingstock, sources say. “He’s angry and with good…

WONDER WOMAN Gal Gadot got tipsy and chopped off the tip of her finger! But adding insult to injury, the missing digit is gone forever — because her hubby tossed it in the garbage disposal. The leggy, 36-year-old Israeli beauty, who’s expecting her third child with husband Yaron Varsano, blames COVID lockdown for the catastrophe. “You know in the early days of the pandemic when you start drinking mimosas or sangria or whatever at 11 a.m.?” she reveals. “So I did that, and then I decided that I’m going to make a cabbage salad. I started to chop the thing and I chopped the top of my finger.” Her hubby picked up the tip and was so sickened, he tossed it in the disposal. Now, she says she’s constantly touching it,…

ACTOR Alec Baldwin’s gorgeous 25-year-old daughter, Ireland, learned the hard way babysitting can be hazardous. The tattooed daughter of Alec’s ex Kim Basinger was watching after a couple of seven-year-old boys and ended up with a bloody nose — which she showed off in a social media post. The picture showed blood oozing from the beauty’s snout, over her lips and chin and onto her hands, but Ireland didn’t mention how the ouchie happened. She captioned the photo with, “I babysat two seven-year-old boys for 45 minutes and it went like” — ending her message with a humorous “#birthcontrol.” One of the more than 700 comments she got was from her actor uncle Billy Baldwin, 58, who grew up in a rough-and-tumble house with brothers Alec, 63, Daniel, 60, and Stephen,…

SHOCKING final photos of Prince have come to light — showing the doomed rock icon looking nervous and frail just hours before his tragic overdose death on April 21, 2016! The Carver County Sheriff’s Office in Minnesota released the pictures five years after the Purple Rain hitmaker’s inner circle discovered him dead in an elevator of his Paisley Park mansion. Taken from CCTV footage, the painful images reveal the gaunt-looking music legend in black flared trousers visiting a doctor’s office and a Walgreens pharmacy. Hours later, he collapsed at age 57 from an overdose of the powerful synthetic opioid fentanyl! Sources say the When Doves Cry warbler looked “frail and nervous” when he visited the drugstore for reportedly the fourth time that same week. The overdose happened after alarming reports began…

BURNED-OUT Pat Sajak is ready to ditch the Wheel of Fortune after a string of bizarre, head-spinning goofs, sources dish. Snitches tell GLOBE the 74-year-old host is considering a career change — because he feels he’s the one getting the raw end of the deal! “Pat wants to stay but he wants protection from the bosses and better editing of the show, so he doesn’t come across as a jerk in front of millions of viewers,” tattles an insider “He considers himself a professional but he’s getting the impression that people behind the scenes aren’t doing their jobs. He’s been grumbling about it to anyone who will listen. “He knows he’s made some bloopers and said some things that may have fallen flat, but he’s sick of being treated like…